The Best 6 Archbishop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Archbishop jokes. There are some archbishop eminence jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these archbishop episcopal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Archbishop Jokes and Puns

English Weather

I just read something about weather in England:

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._

In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.

Four older men are bragging about their sons

The first says, "My son is a bishop, and when he enters the room people say, Your Excellency".

The second says, "My son is an archbishop, and when he enters the room people say, Your Grace".

The third says, "My son is a cardinal, and when he enters the room people say, Your Eminence".

"My son is 7 feet tall, and 500 pounds," says the fourth man.

"And when he enter the room, people say, 'My God!'"

...told by my parish priest.

A rabbi and a Catholic priest seat together in a bus and start talking about ranks in the Catholic church...

- "So after becoming bishop and maybe archbishop, they can be appointed as cardinals?", asked the Rabbi.
- "That's right.", replied the priest.
- "And only cardinals can become pope?", continued the Rabbi.
- "Not necessarily, but usually yes.", said the priest.
- "And what's next? Can someone become God?", inquired the rabbi.
- "No! Never!"
- "Well, one of ours did."

"It's important we remember the true meaning of Easter"

- The Archbishop of Cadbury.

Did you know the Arch-Bishop of Canterbury practises dentistry in his spare time?

The Royal Family go to him for all their crowns.


Shouldn't the Archbishop of Canterbury adopt a Twitter handle @pomtifex ??

The Australians, New Zealanders & South Africans (and thereby the rest of the cricketing world call the English - poms)

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