Archbishop Canterbury Jokes

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English Weather

I just read something about weather in England:

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._

In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly s**...'ite.

Shouldn't the Archbishop of Canterbury adopt a Twitter handle @pomtifex ??

The Australians, New Zealanders & South Africans (and thereby the rest of the cricketing world call the English - poms)

The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by f**... so loudly it couldn’t be ignored.

"Oh dear," said the Queen, "How embarrassing. I’m frightfully sorry about that."

"It’s quite understandable," said the archbishop, and after a moment added, "as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."

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