Fun-Filled Archangel Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
God has a meeting with the board of Archangels. He turns to Archangel Joe.
G : "So where are you at with the punishment list for the 2020s??"
J : "All done"
G : "What?"
J : "Yeah, all the punishments for 2020 have been passed"
G : *facepalms* "That was supposed to be for the whole decade not one year you idiot."
Archangel Michael has just created a duck-goose with giant teeth and wants to show his magnificent creation to God.
He comes to God's presence and says: "look what beauty I made, I'm just not sure where to put it"
God thinks for a moment and says: "how about you put it in Australia with all the other nonsense you've created."
God wants to take a vacation
But he has no idea where to go. His archangel, Michael, is helping him decide.
"How about Pluto?" He asks
"Nah, it's too cold there."
"Well, what about Saturn?"
"Nah, not a fan of the rings."
"Well then how about Earth?"
"Are you kidding me? I vacationed there 2,000 years ago, accidentally knocked this chick up, and they're still talking about it!"
