The Best 10 Archaeology Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Archaeology jokes. There are some archaeology archeologist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these archaeology psychology puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Archaeology Jokes and Puns

I have an archaeology exam tomorrow

And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way...

My future's in ruins.

I'm surprised the University of Alabama doesn't offer a major in archaeology.

I heard they are really into relative dating out there.

My career's in ruins!

A man walks into a bar and finds its patrons raucously celebrating with a young man standing on the bar shouting for more drinks, on him.

He walks up to the bar and shouts to the young man, What's the occasion?

My career's in ruins! the lad cackles.

The man, shocked, replies, Then why the hell are you celebrating?

I've just completed my PhD in archaeology!

Never invest in Egyptian archaeology

It's a pyramid scheme

Why did all the students from Alabama skip the archaeology lecture?

They were already experts in relative dating.


I've lost interest in dating

I decided to tell my therapist that archaeology just wasn't my thing anymore.

My ex should go into archaeology.

He's excellent at digging up and analyzing the past to put on display.

I went to an archaeology party where the game was looking for a lower leg bone.

It was a real shindig.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body

I couldn't find that humerus either

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the archaeology temperatures jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working archaeology sociology piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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