Archaeology Jokes
8 archaeology jokes and hilarious archaeology puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about archaeology that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Archaeology Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
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I have an archaeology exam tomorrow
And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way...
My future's in ruins.
I'm surprised the University of Alabama doesn't offer a major in archaeology.
I heard they are really into relative dating out there.
My career's in ruins!
A man walks into a bar and finds its patrons raucously celebrating with a young man standing on the bar shouting for more drinks, on him.
He walks up to the bar and shouts to the young man, What's the occasion?
My career's in ruins! the lad cackles.
The man, shocked, replies, Then why the h**... are you celebrating?
I've just completed my PhD in archaeology!
Back in my hippie college days, a professor came up to me in the cafeteria and asked me, "Ya dig?"
I thought to myself, this guy's pretty far out. I answered, "Yeh, man. I dig!"
That's how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition.
Never invest in Egyptian archaeology
It's a pyramid scheme
Holmes and Watson were investigating a m**... at an archaeological dig-site
Holmes picks up several of the rocks and pebbles surrounding the m**... victim. After a while, Holmes turns to his companion and says "I've cracked the case. The suspect was clearly murdered with a blow to the head by a rock, which then crumbled and scattered into pieces."
"How on Earth can you tell?" exclaims Watson.
"It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Why did all the students from Alabama skip the archaeology lecture?
They were already experts in relative dating.
I've lost interest in dating
I decided to tell my therapist that archaeology just wasn't my thing anymore.
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