The Best 39 Archaeologists Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Archaeologists jokes. There are some archaeologists hazelnuts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Archaeologists Jokes and Puns
British archaeologists have issued an exciting new Brexit update today.
By digging 96 feet below the Westminster.
Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently?
The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts.
Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!
Me and my new girlfriend are both scientists, archaeologists to be exact...
.. we're carbon, dating.
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.
(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago!
Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong.
Archaeologists are the ultimate hipsters
They love all that underground stuff.
Archaeologists are incestuous people,
they date their mummy's
Archaeologists in Athens have unearthed the crypt of the man many believe was responsible for denying women the right to vote in the ancient democracy.
That man's name? Misogynes.
Archaeologists digging in Egypt have found a Mummy embalmed with chocolate and hazlenuts
It's believed to be a Pharaoh Rocher
Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts
They are calling it "The Pharaoh Rocher"
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Why do women make great archaeologists?
They love diggin' up the past.
Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music
When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded "I'm decomposing"
Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza
Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation
why are archaeologists so proud of their study?
their work is always groundbreaking
A new discovery is made pertaining to the ethnicity of Ancient Egyptian Kings
Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
A new highly intelligent species of dinosaur has been discovered by archaeologists.
It will be named *thesaurus*.
Archaeologists have uncovered the remains of an ancient civilisation of chalk people.
They are now determining when they were wiped out.
Back in 1950's Egypt...
Nasser wanted to know the age of a ancient statue that had been recently excavated. He went up to his KGB advisers and asked if their technicians could help. Just a few hours later, one of the KGB men told Nasser "The statue is just about 5,000 years old." Nasser was very impressed and asked "How did you Russians figure that out? My best archaeologists were dumbfounded by that one!" The Russian told Nasser "He confessed."
BREAKING NEWS!
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate & hazelnuts, and believe it to be Pharoah Rocher.
A mummy was found in Egypt.
The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet adviser offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet adviser appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."
"How did you find out?"
"He confessed," the advisor said.
Why are women so good at being Archaeologists?
Because women love digging up the past.
Archaeologists have recently found a mummy while excavating a tomb in Egypt
Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.
Have you ever noticed that most archaeologists are women?
They love digging up the past.
Archaeologists have been searching around ..
Archaeologists have been searching around The Great Pyramids, and have come across a mummy covered in hazelnuts and chocolate. After more research it has been discovered it was the late Pharaoh Roche
Archaeologists have found a tampon in the desert
They're trying to work out what period it came from.
Why are women the best archaeologists?
They're always digging up things from the past.
Archaeologists say that Roman cement was stronger than it is in modern times...
I need to see some concrete evidence
Archaeologists recently unearthed a computer dating back to prehistoric times
It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space
Archaeologists discovered an ancient city in Iraq.
According to the archaeologists, ancient Iraqis looked like skeletons, lived underground, and walked lying down.
Archaeologists have finally deciphered hieroglyphics thought to be almost 6000 years old. The first sentence says..
The real joke is in the comments.
Why do archaeologists collect used tampons?
They like to figure out what period they came from..
How did the two archaeologists fall in love
Carbon dating.
Why do archaeologists get all the girls?
Because they have the best dating techniques.
A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert
They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.
Why are most archaeologists women?
Because of their inherent ability to dig up the past
Archaeologists just excavated an ancient bank
It put them in financial ruin
Archaeologists suck at relationships...
... that's why they are dating dinosaours
TIL most archaeologists are women
Due to their natural ability to dig up the past
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