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By digging 96 feet below the Westminster.
The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts.
Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!
.. we're carbon, dating.
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.
Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong.
They love all that underground stuff.
they date their mummy's
That man's name? Misogynes.
It's believed to be a Pharaoh Rocher
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
They are calling it "The Pharaoh Rocher"
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They love diggin' up the past.
When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded "I'm decomposing"
Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation
their work is always groundbreaking
Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
It will be named *thesaurus*.
They are now determining when they were wiped out.
Nasser wanted to know the age of a ancient statue that had been recently excavated. He went up to his KGB advisers and asked if their technicians could help. Just a few hours later, one of the KGB men told Nasser "The statue is just about 5,000 years old." Nasser was very impressed and asked "How did you Russians figure that out? My best archaeologists were dumbfounded by that one!" The Russian told Nasser "He confessed."
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate & hazelnuts, and believe it to be Pharoah Rocher.
The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet adviser offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet adviser appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."
"How did you find out?"
"He confessed," the advisor said.
Because women love digging up the past.
Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.
They love digging up the past.
Archaeologists have been searching around The Great Pyramids, and have come across a mummy covered in hazelnuts and chocolate. After more research it has been discovered it was the late Pharaoh Roche
They're trying to work out what period it came from.
They're always digging up things from the past.
I need to see some concrete evidence
It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space
According to the archaeologists, ancient Iraqis looked like skeletons, lived underground, and walked lying down.
The real joke is in the comments.
They like to figure out what period they came from..
Carbon dating.
Because they have the best dating techniques.
They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.
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