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Short archaeologist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The archaeologist humour may include short paleontologist jokes also.

  1. Archaeologists found a mummy adorned with ancient nut and wrapped in gold foil. They believe it may be the legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
  2. Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner? Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
  3. I went to an archaeologist's party where we were excavating a lower leg bone. It was quite the shindig.
  4. Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.
  5. Why do archaeologists collect used tampons? They like to figure out what period they came from..
  6. My archaeologist friend was looking sad at work, so I asked him if there was something wrong "Of course there is!" He said.
    "My work is in ruins!"
  7. BREAKING NEWS! Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate & hazelnuts, and believe it to be Pharoah Rocher.
  8. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
  9. Archaeologists have recently found a mummy while excavating a tomb in Egypt Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.
  10. Me and my new girlfriend are both scientists, archaeologists to be exact... .. we're carbon, dating.

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Archaeologist One Liners

Which archaeologist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with archaeologist? I can suggest the ones about geologist and historians.

  1. Why is the archaeologist sad? Because his career is in ruins.
  2. My career is in ruins. It's great being an archaeologist.
  3. Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls? Because he only dated mummies.
  4. Why do archaeologist lead sad lives? Because their career lies in ruins.
  5. I'm an archaeologist... My life is in ruins.
  6. Why do archaeologists get all the girls? Because they have the best dating techniques.
  7. Why are women so good at being Archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past.
  8. Archaeologists are the ultimate hipsters They love all that underground stuff.
  9. My Exgirlfriend Was An Archaeologist. She loved digging up the past.
  10. Archaeologists just excavated an ancient bank It put them in financial ruin
  11. Why are most archaeologists women? Because of their inherent ability to dig up the past
  12. An archaeologist once dated a woman She was 20,000 BC
  13. How did the two archaeologists fall in love Carbon dating.
  14. It's no fun being an archaeologist. Everybody you try to date is long dead.
  15. I'm an archaeologist My ruins

Archaeologist joke, I'm an archaeologist

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Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently?

The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts.
Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!

How do you stump an archaeologist?

Hand them a used t**... and ask what period it comes from.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

Childish but made me laugh

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used t**... and ask, "What period is this from?"

An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil...

Curious, he walks over and asks, "What you got there?"
"Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

Archaeologists digging in Egypt have found a Mummy embalmed with chocolate and hazlenuts

It's believed to be a Pharaoh Rocher

I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her

Turns out she was a gold digger.

My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man's leg.

It should be quite a shin-dig.

How do you troll an archaeologist?

Give him a used t**... and ask which period it's from.

Why do women make great archaeologists?

They love diggin' up the past.

Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music

When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded "I'm decomposing"

Archaeologists discover the remains of a s**...-worker under famous statue in Giza

Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation

How to irritate an archaeologist?

Show him a used women's pad and ask him which period it belongs to.

Never become an archaeologist...

your life will be in ruins.

A new discovery is made pertaining to the ethnicity of Ancient Egyptian Kings

Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.

A mummy was found in Egypt.

The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet adviser offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet adviser appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."
"How did you find out?"
"He confessed," the advisor said.

Why was the archaeologist sad?

Because his career was in ruins!!
Give me your downvotes; I AM FUELED BY YOUR DOWNVOTES!!!!

Archaeologists have been searching around ..

Archaeologists have been searching around The Great Pyramids, and have come across a mummy covered in hazelnuts and chocolate. After more research it has been discovered it was the late Pharaoh Roche

Archaeologists have found a t**... in the desert

They're trying to work out what period it came from.

How to embarrass an archaeologist:

hand them a used t**... and ask, "which period is this from?"

Archaeologists say that Roman cement was stronger than it is in modern times...

I need to see some concrete evidence

What song does an archaeologist listen to when their work site is closed?

No Diggity

Whats an archaeologist's favorite pasta?


How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens?

Either way, you end up smelling like ancient grease.

How do you p**... off a female archaeologist?

Give her a used t**... and ask her what period it came from.

A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert

They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.

My friend is an archaeologist...

He was complaining about not having any money. Dunno what he's talking about, though. He is an archaeologist and he's surprised that his career lies in ruins?

John the archaeologist is digging under a theatre and discovers 5 pots of gold coins...

Ecstatic, he tells his lead archaeologist
"Graham, I've found 3 pots of gold coins!"
"What's that John? You've found 2 pots of gold coins?"
"That's what I said, a whole p**... of gold coins!"

Archaeologists s**... at relationships...

... that's why they are dating dinosaours

TIL most archaeologists are women

Due to their natural ability to dig up the past

How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens?

You end up smelling like ancient grease.

The majority of archaeologists are women.

Because of their natural ability to dig up the past.

Three archaeologists met in a seminar.

The British said: we dug very deep and found sculpted animal bones. This proves that my ancestors invented art.
The German said: we dug very deep and found a plate-size disk showing the solar system. This proves that my ancestors invented astronomy.
The Italian said: we dug very deep and didn't find any wires. This proves that my ancestors invented wifi communication.

Archaeologist joke, An archaeologist once dated a woman

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