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Because his career is in ruins.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from.
It's great being an archaeologist.
Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
Because he only dated mummies.
My life is in ruins.
They like to figure out what period they came from..
hand them a used tampon and ask, "which period is this from?"
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.
They love all that underground stuff.
She loved digging up the past.
I need to see some concrete evidence
Two worms are going through a pantry. They go through some apples, pears, and other things. After a while, they get STUCK, in something hard and green. One says to the other, "Man, we really got ourselves into a pickle."
An archaeologist is going through an underground cave and comes across a woman, frozen, and preserved in time. He instantly fell in love with her. However, after a while of trying the relationship, he realized it wouldn't work out. He just couldn't break the ice.
Did you hear about the boy who ate his exam? Three hours later and he still hadn't passed his test.
Carbon dating.
Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation
Turns out she was a gold digger.
Because his career was in ruins!!
Give me your downvotes; I AM FUELED BY YOUR DOWNVOTES!!!!
They're trying to work out what period it came from.
There was a man who was an aspiring archaeologist and he was curious about dinosaurs and fossils. He went to a museum and saw a giant fossil skeleton of a T-Rex, but he didn't know the age, however. He asked the security guard nearby Hey do you know how old that dinosaur fossil is? The security guard replied 65 million and 3 years old! The man was intrigued by the age of the fossil but confused . How do you know it's exactly 65 million and 3 years old?, that seems very specific for carbon dating to me! The security guard replied Well, it was 65 million years old when I first started working here, 3 years ago.
When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded "I'm decomposing"
Archaeologists have been searching around The Great Pyramids, and have come across a mummy covered in hazelnuts and chocolate. After more research it has been discovered it was the late Pharaoh Roche
your life will be in ruins.
No Diggity
It's believed to be a Pharaoh Rocher
Show him a used women's pad and ask him which period it belongs to.
Curious, he walks over and asks, "What you got there?"
"Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
It should be quite a shin-dig.
Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it comes from.
A man walks up to them and asks if they could help him identify the authenticity of a pile of fossilized T-Rex dung.
The archaeologist, after thoroughly examining the dung, says,
"I've been looking for a specimen like this for years, this is definitely the real thing!"
The paleontologist, after a brief inspection, says,
"I've seen a few of these before and this one looks like a genuine one."
The hair stylist, after one look, immediately declares that it's a fake.
The man asks "how do you know?"
The hair stylist replies,
"I've been working with shampoo for 30 years."
Because his career was in ruins
But my career ended in ruins
The robber does the crime, then does the time. The archaeologist does the time, then the crime.
They are calling it "The Pharaoh Rocher"
Torah the explorer.
You just dig them
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
I have a "bone" to pick with you
An archaeologist. The older she gets the more interested he becomes.
Give them a tampon and ask them what period its from.
According to the archaeologists, ancient Iraqis looked like skeletons, lived underground, and walked lying down.
their work is always groundbreaking
They are now determining when they were wiped out.
Because the older she gets, the more interested he will be in her
they date their mummy's
It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space
Because then it's okay when your life is in ruins.
She keeps on digging up the past!
Some old stuff just got dug up
"I was into volcanic ash before it was cool."
One whose career is in ruins.
Show him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
The real joke is in the comments.
They're always bringing up stuff from like centuries ago
Give him a used sanitary towel to inspect and ask him which period it came from...
He rubs an old lamp and *pooof!* a genie appears.
- Old man, all your life was dedicated to study my culture. To thank you, you can choose one between three wishes : The eternal youth, the neverending wealth or the greatest wisdom of mankind.
- It seems legit. The youth, i know it. I don't need money. I so choose the wisdom.
- So be it. Let the wisdom of all our intellectuals submerges your soul.
The archaeologist feels his brain going faster ... and faster. After a few seconds he looks at his shoes and whispers :
- I'm such an idiot!
Your career will be in ruins
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