Archaeologist Jokes
73 archaeologist jokes and hilarious archaeologist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about archaeologist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Archaeologist Short Jokes
Short archaeologist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The archaeologist humour may include short paleontologist jokes also.
- Archaeologists found a mummy adorned with ancient nut and wrapped in gold foil. They believe it may be the legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
- Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner? Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
- I went to an archaeologist's party where we were excavating a lower leg bone. It was quite the shindig.
- Why do archaeologists collect used tampons? They like to figure out what period they came from..
- My archaeologist friend was looking sad at work, so I asked him if there was something wrong "Of course there is!" He said.
"My work is in ruins!" - An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Me and my new girlfriend are both scientists, archaeologists to be exact... .. we're carbon, dating.
- How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens? Either way, you end up smelling like ancient grease.
- Archaeologists say that Roman cement was stronger than it is in modern times... I need to see some concrete evidence
- I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her Turns out she was a gold digger.
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Archaeologist One Liners
Which archaeologist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with archaeologist? I can suggest the ones about geologist and historians.
- Why is the archaeologist sad? Because his career is in ruins.
- Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls? Because he only dated mummies.
- Why do archaeologist lead sad lives? Because their career lies in ruins.
- Why do archaeologists get all the girls? Because they have the best dating techniques.
- Why are women so good at being Archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past.
- Archaeologists are the ultimate hipsters They love all that underground stuff.
- My Exgirlfriend Was An Archaeologist. She loved digging up the past.
- Archaeologists just excavated an ancient bank It put them in financial ruin
- An archaeologist once dated a woman She was 20,000 BC
- How did the two archaeologists fall in love Carbon dating.
- It's no fun being an archaeologist. Everybody you try to date is long dead.
- Never become an archaeologist... your life will be in ruins.
- What song does an archaeologist listen to when their work site is closed? No Diggity
- Whats an archaeologist's favorite pasta? Fossilli
- Never marry an archaeologist. They're always digging up the past!
Great Archaeologist Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about archaeologist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biologist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make archaeologist pranks.
Q: Why did the archaeologist's wife divorce him?
A: Because he was carbon dating.
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I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a t**... was from.
British archaeologists have issued an exciting new Brexit update today.
By digging 96 feet below the Westminster.
(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago!
Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong.
An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil...
Curious, he walks over and asks, "What you got there?"
"Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
What did the lady archaeologist say
I have a "bone" to pick with you
Why did the mammoth get in trouble with the archaeologist for texting the dinosaur?
Because the mammoth was to young to predate the dinosaur.
Why is the archaeologist depressed?
Some old stuff just got dug up
Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music
When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded "I'm decomposing"
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Archaeologists discover the remains of a s**...-worker under famous statue in Giza
Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation
why are archaeologists so proud of their study?
their work is always groundbreaking
My wife's an Archaeologist because...
She keeps on digging up the past!
How to irritate an archaeologist?
Show him a used women's pad and ask him which period it belongs to.
Husband wife joke
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
A new discovery is made pertaining to the ethnicity of Ancient Egyptian Kings
Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
Archaeologists have uncovered the remains of an ancient civilisation of chalk people.
They are now determining when they were wiped out.
A mummy was found in Egypt.
The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet adviser offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet adviser appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."
"How did you find out?"
"He confessed," the advisor said.
Why was the archaeologist sad?
Because his career was in ruins!!
Give me your downvotes; I AM FUELED BY YOUR DOWNVOTES!!!!
An archaeologist is a dream job...
Because then it's okay when your life is in ruins.
Archaeologists recently unearthed a computer dating back to prehistoric times
It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space
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Archaeologists discovered an ancient city in Iraq.
According to the archaeologists, ancient Iraqis looked like skeletons, lived underground, and walked lying down.
Why did the archaeologist's wife leave him?
Because he was always digging stuff up from the past
Did you guys hear about the archaeologist's recent discovery?
Nevermind, I wouldn't want to rune the surprise.
Archaeologists have finally deciphered hieroglyphics thought to be almost 6000 years old. The first sentence says..
The real joke is in the comments.
What did the hipster from Pompeii say to the archaeologist who discovered him?
"I was into volcanic ash before it was cool."
What's the difference between an archaeologist and a grave robber?
The robber does the crime, then does the time. The archaeologist does the time, then the crime.
How do you know you have a crush on an archaeologist?
You just dig them
A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert
They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.
My friend is an archaeologist...
He was complaining about not having any money. Dunno what he's talking about, though. He is an archaeologist and he's surprised that his career lies in ruins?
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John the archaeologist is digging under a theatre and discovers 5 pots of gold coins...
Ecstatic, he tells his lead archaeologist
"Graham, I've found 3 pots of gold coins!"
"What's that John? You've found 2 pots of gold coins?"
"That's what I said, a whole p**... of gold coins!"
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Archaeologists s**... at relationships...
... that's why they are dating dinosaours
Three archaeologists met in a seminar.
The British said: we dug very deep and found sculpted animal bones. This proves that my ancestors invented art.
The German said: we dug very deep and found a plate-size disk showing the solar system. This proves that my ancestors invented astronomy.
The Italian said: we dug very deep and didn't find any wires. This proves that my ancestors invented wifi communication.
