The Best 58 Archaeologist Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Archaeologist Jokes and Puns
How do you stump an archaeologist?
Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it comes from.
Archaeologists are the ultimate hipsters
They love all that underground stuff.
Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?
Because his career was in ruins
Childish but made me laugh
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil...
Curious, he walks over and asks, "What you got there?"
"Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
Archaeologists are incestuous people,
they date their mummy's
Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?
Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
What did the lady archaeologist say
I have a "bone" to pick with you
Archaeologists in Athens have unearthed the crypt of the man many believe was responsible for denying women the right to vote in the ancient democracy.
That man's name? Misogynes.
Why did the mammoth get in trouble with the archaeologist for texting the dinosaur?
Because the mammoth was to young to predate the dinosaur.
Archaeologists digging in Egypt have found a Mummy embalmed with chocolate and hazlenuts
It's believed to be a Pharaoh Rocher
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Why is the archaeologist sad?
Because his career is in ruins.
Why is the archaeologist depressed?
Some old stuff just got dug up
Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts
They are calling it "The Pharaoh Rocher"
What's a woman ideal husband?
An archaeologist. The older she gets the more interested he becomes.
I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her
Turns out she was a gold digger.
My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man's leg.
It should be quite a shin-dig.
How do you troll an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from.
I'm an archaeologist...
My life is in ruins.
Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music
When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded "I'm decomposing"
My Exgirlfriend Was An Archaeologist.
She loved digging up the past.
Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza
Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation
why are archaeologists so proud of their study?
their work is always groundbreaking
My wife's an Archaeologist because...
She keeps on digging up the past!
Why did the Pharaoh's tomb and the farting archaeologist get along?
They both had a Tutankhamun...
How to irritate an archaeologist?
Show him a used women's pad and ask him which period it belongs to.
Never become an archaeologist...
your life will be in ruins.
I was an archaeologist once...
But my career ended in ruins
Archaeologists have uncovered the remains of an ancient civilisation of chalk people.
They are now determining when they were wiped out.
My career is in ruins.
It's great being an archaeologist.
Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?
Because he only dated mummies.
Why was the archaeologist sad?
Because his career was in ruins!!
Give me your downvotes; I AM FUELED BY YOUR DOWNVOTES!!!!
Why does an archaeologist make the best husband?
Because the older she gets, the more interested he will be in her
Archaeologists have recently found a mummy while excavating a tomb in Egypt
Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.
Archaeologists have been searching around ..
Archaeologists have been searching around The Great Pyramids, and have come across a mummy covered in hazelnuts and chocolate. After more research it has been discovered it was the late Pharaoh Roche
Archaeologists have found a tampon in the desert
They're trying to work out what period it came from.
How to embarrass an archaeologist:
hand them a used tampon and ask, "which period is this from?"
An archaeologist is a dream job...
Because then it's okay when your life is in ruins.
Archaeologists say that Roman cement was stronger than it is in modern times...
I need to see some concrete evidence
Archaeologists recently unearthed a computer dating back to prehistoric times
It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space
Archaeologists discovered an ancient city in Iraq.
According to the archaeologists, ancient Iraqis looked like skeletons, lived underground, and walked lying down.
What song does an archaeologist listen to when their work site is closed?
No Diggity
How do you confuse an Archaeologist?
Give him a used sanitary towel to inspect and ask him which period it came from...
What's the difference between an archaeologist and a grave robber?
The robber does the crime, then does the time. The archaeologist does the time, then the crime.
How do you confuse an Archaeologist?
Give them a tampon and ask them what period its from.
What do you call a jewish archaeologist?
Torah the explorer.
Why do archaeologists collect used tampons?
They like to figure out what period they came from..
How do you know you have a crush on an archaeologist?
You just dig them
How did the two archaeologists fall in love
Carbon dating.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Why do archaeologists get all the girls?
Because they have the best dating techniques.
It's no fun being an archaeologist.
Everybody you try to date is long dead.
How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens?
Either way, you end up smelling like ancient grease.
How do you piss off a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
My friend is an archaeologist...
He was complaining about not having any money. Dunno what he's talking about, though. He is an archaeologist and he's surprised that his career lies in ruins?
Why are most archaeologists women?
Because of their inherent ability to dig up the past
John the archaeologist is digging under a theatre and discovers 5 pots of gold coins...
Ecstatic, he tells his lead archaeologist
"Graham, I've found 3 pots of gold coins!"
"What's that John? You've found 2 pots of gold coins?"
"That's what I said, a whole pot of gold coins!"
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