Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Archaeological Jokes with Friends.
Back in my hippie college days, a professor came up to me in the cafeteria and asked me, "Ya dig?"
I thought to myself, this guy's pretty far out. I answered, "Yeh, man. I dig!"
That's how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition.
Holmes and Watson were investigating a murder at an archaeological dig-site
Holmes picks up several of the rocks and pebbles surrounding the murder victim. After a while, Holmes turns to his companion and says "I've cracked the case. The suspect was clearly murdered with a blow to the head by a rock, which then crumbled and scattered into pieces."
"How on Earth can you tell?" exclaims Watson.
"It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
The alarm went off when he left the archaeological museum.
Leo, 89, now feels much older...
A guy turns to his buddy during an archaeological excavation and slides one headphone back off his ear...
"Hey man, I really dig this album!"
One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us...
Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups..
