The Best 86 Arch Jokes

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Archaeologists are the ultimate hipsters

They love all that underground stuff.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

An architect, a lawyer, and a hunter were sitting at a bar.

The three men were having a debate about whose job was the oldest.

"Obviously it's my job," bragged the hunter. "Cavemen got their food by hunting, which makes my job older than civilization."

"Yes," the architect replied, "but if you read the Bible, it says God created the universe out of darkness and chaos. This technically makes God the architect of the universe."

The lawyer simply smirked. "True, but who do you think invented darkness and chaos?"

An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil...

Curious, he walks over and asks, "What you got there?"
"Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

Archaeologists are incestuous people,

they date their mummy's

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

I have an archaeology exam tomorrow

And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way...

My future's in ruins.

An archeologist found a tampon.

An archeologist found a tampon.
He wondered what period it was from.

(Not my joke! Credit to Shane Koyczan's poet friend)

Archaeologists in Athens have unearthed the crypt of the man many believe was responsible for denying women the right to vote in the ancient democracy.

That man's name? Misogynes.

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Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts.

Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche.

Archimedes Principle floats my boat.

Why did no one like the Archer

Because he was too arrowgant!

Archaeologists digging in Egypt have found a Mummy embalmed with chocolate and hazlenuts

It's believed to be a Pharaoh Rocher

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found

They are trying to find out what period it came from

Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb

Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.

Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts

They are calling it "The Pharaoh Rocher"

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Archimedes law of bathing

When your body immersed in water, the phone rings

My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man's leg.

It should be quite a shin-dig.

I'm an archaeologist...

My life is in ruins.

A bridge killed my family...

We're arch enemies now.

Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music

When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded "I'm decomposing"

Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza

Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation

why are archaeologists so proud of their study?

their work is always groundbreaking

Do you know what the arch enemies of skinheads are?


My wife's an Archaeologist because...

She keeps on digging up the past!

What's Archduke Ferdinads favorite type of samwich?

The POW boy.

Never become an archaeologist...

your life will be in ruins.

I was an archaeologist once...

But my career ended in ruins

What do you call competitors of McDonald's?

Arch enemies.

Why did the bee fly in a parabolic arch?

Just bee-cos.

Why are archers good at building planes?

Because they're experts in arrow dynamics

I became an architect just west of Japan.

It was a bad Korea choice.

Archaeologists have uncovered the remains of an ancient civilisation of chalk people.

They are now determining when they were wiped out.

What did the architect do at the nightclub?

He raised the roof.

why are archers usually put in charge of things?

because they are string pullers!!!!

Two archers are sipping pints in a pub.

The first archer says, "Did you see the new leathersmith? He's a beast of a man with eyes as black as night."

To which the second archer replies, "Aye, he makes me quiver".

Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?

Because he only dated mummies.

Why was the archaeologist sad?

Because his career was in ruins!!

Give me your downvotes; I AM FUELED BY YOUR DOWNVOTES!!!!

Why does an archaeologist make the best husband?

Because the older she gets, the more interested he will be in her

Archaeologists have recently found a mummy while excavating a tomb in Egypt

Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.

When my wife was putting on her makeup, I told her that she had put too much arch in her eyebrows.

She looked surprised.

Did you know the Arch-Bishop of Canterbury practises dentistry in his spare time?

The Royal Family go to him for all their crowns.

Archaeologists have been searching around ..

Archaeologists have been searching around The Great Pyramids, and have come across a mummy covered in hazelnuts and chocolate. After more research it has been discovered it was the late Pharaoh Roche

How do you know archeologists are lonely?

Theyre always coming up with new dating techniques.

Archeologists recently uncovered an ancient garden that was centuries old.

The romains were in great condition.

How do architects, engineers and male pornstars gain fame?

Through their erections.

Archaeologists have found a tampon in the desert

They're trying to work out what period it came from.

How often did the architect have to put long narrow paths in his blueprints?


Why does Archaeopteryx always get the worm?

Because it's the earliest bird!

Archeologists have also discovered the last thing to go through the Pompeiian man's mind as he was hit the face with a rock.

His nose.

An architect knows

How to make a long story short.

An archaeologist is a dream job...

Because then it's okay when your life is in ruins.

Archaeologists say that Roman cement was stronger than it is in modern times...

I need to see some concrete evidence

Why don't archeologists get married?

They are only interested in dating.

Archaeologists recently unearthed a computer dating back to prehistoric times

It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space

My ex should go into archaeology.

He's excellent at digging up and analyzing the past to put on display.

Archdeacons are Deacons but archer.

Because they bow.

Archaeologists discovered an ancient city in Iraq.

According to the archaeologists, ancient Iraqis looked like skeletons, lived underground, and walked lying down.

Ever since I became an archeologist

My career has been in ruins

How do Architects handle a problem?

They Soffit!

Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students?

To the suspension bridge.

Why do archeologists make bad girlfriends?

They always dig up the past...

An archeologist finds three coffins. The first two have ornate drawing of a person covering each of their front sides. The third one, however, possessed only a primitive sort of stick figure. Who did the archeologist think was buried in the last coffin?

The coffin painter

Archeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

You know what I like about archeologists?

You can never ruin their day

Do you know why most archeologists are females?

Because they love digging up the past

What did the diabetic superhero say after he lost a fight with his arch nemesis?

I've been defeeted.

Why did the two podiatrists hate each other?

They were arch enemies.

Two Scientists walk into a bar

Bartender comes around

The bartender: What will you be having?

Scientist 1: I'll have some H20

The bartender hands him a glass of water

The bartender: And you?

Scientist 2: I'll have some H20 also

Scientist 2's arch nemesis disguised as the bartender: -Snaps finger- So close

Archie: "Right guys, so it says 0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21 so the next two numbers have to be 34 and 55

Me: "You've gotta be fibbing Archie"

Why do archaeologists collect used tampons?

They like to figure out what period they came from..

Archimedes wasn't just known for inventing his many inventions. He's also considered to have invented the first insult when talking to his brother who was a cheese maker after discovering a early form of lindburger cheese....

He simply stated, You reeka!

The Burger King King hates Ronald McDonald

Not only because the represent competing restaurants, but because they both like the same girl.

Ronald is his double arch nemesis.

Archeologists discovered an ancient Egyptian tomb that was dedicated solely to women.

At least that's what they concluded as it was full of Mummys.

How did the two archaeologists fall in love

Carbon dating.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.

The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

I went to an archaeology party where the game was looking for a lower leg bone.

It was a real shindig.

Why did Louis XIV seize possession of an Italian triumph?

To absolutely claim it as, "Mon arch"

Why do archaeologists get all the girls?

Because they have the best dating techniques.

One arch said to the other arch: „I hope you collapse and die.

You see, they were arch enemies.

An archeologist was doing his job one day...

...when he uncovered an ancient-looking stone carving in the shape of the Arabic letter D . When his site manager saw this, he told the archeologist to put it back where he found it and to never dig up something like that again. The archeologist asked the site manager why.

He replied, I like the way you're working, but no dig a D.

I regret posting this already.

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