Arcade Jokes

Following is our collection of atlas humor and wii one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Arcade puns for adults, dirty gamer jokes or clean videogame gags for kids.

There is an abundance of game jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on arcade. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any lacrosse witze you can hear about arcade.

The Best jokes about Arcade

Whats Avogadro's favorite arcade game?

Wack a mole.

A man was driving his family home from visiting his wife's parents in the country. After a few minutes she looked over at him and noticed he was crying.

"What's wrong, dear?" she asked.

"I was thinking about that day at the video arcade when we met," he said softly.

She smiled, "Yes, I remember that."

"You told me you were 18, but you were really 16."

She giggled, "I remember that too."

"You talked me into taking you to the drive-in that night."

She grinned. "Yes, I know."

"You didn't tell me your dad owned the drive-in, and when he caught us he said if I didn't marry you he'd make sure I went to prison for 20 years."

She laughed. "Yes, but so what? That was twenty years ago!"

He cried even harder, "I know! I'd be getting out of prison now!"

Why do arcades never put pac-man machines together?

Because papparazzi would crowd them and say:"Hey look! Its tupac, man!

Prostitutes are like really expensive arcade machines...

As long as you keep paying, you can keep playing.

What do you call the coins you use to play games at the Lord of the Rings Arcade?

J.R.R Tokens. *original joke by Max Howland.


My neighbor claims to have a large collection of classic arcade games

but I think it's just a case of 1UPmanship.

What's A Mexican's Favourite Arcade Game?

Guac-A-Mole

What is a hispanics favorite arcade game?

Guac-a-mole.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Two Kids Play the Karl Marx Arcade Game

They have nothing to lose but their change.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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