The Best 12 Arcade Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arcade jokes. There are some arcade wii jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arcade videogame puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Arcade Jokes and Puns

Whats Avogadro's favorite arcade game?

Wack a mole.

I just found out my favorite arcade game used Christian music from the 1800s Finland in the background.

Yeah. Mortal Kombat used Finnish Hymns

A hearse is traveling up an icy hill when the back doors fly open.

The coffin drops on the street. It slides down the hill, and goes through a house. It keeps going through a school, then a church, then a grocery store, and then through a gas station. It busts through an arcade, and then through an office building. It breaks through the front door of a pharmacy and finally stops at the pharmacy counter, the lid opens, and the man inside sits up. He looks at the pharmacist and asks, "Do you have anything to stop this coffin?"

I recently got fired from my job in the penny arcade

I couldn't cope with change

Why do arcades never put pac-man machines together?

Because papparazzi would crowd them and say:"Hey look! Its tupac, man!

Prostitutes are like really expensive arcade machines...

As long as you keep paying, you can keep playing.

What do you call the coins you use to play games at the Lord of the Rings Arcade?

J.R.R Tokens. *original joke by Max Howland.

Arcade joke, What do you call the coins you use to play games at the Lord of the Rings Arcade?

What's A Mexican's Favourite Arcade Game?

Guac-A-Mole

What is a hispanics favorite arcade game?

Guac-a-mole.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

My neighbor claims to have a large collection of classic arcade games

but I think it's just a case of 1UPmanship.

You can explore arcade atlas reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean arcade gamer dad jokes. There are also arcade puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Two Kids Play the Karl Marx Arcade Game

They have nothing to lose but their change.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arcade game puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working arcade lacrosse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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