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Whats Avogadro's favorite arcade game?
Wack a mole.
I just found out my favorite arcade game used Christian music from the 1800s Finland in the background.
Yeah. Mortal Kombat used Finnish Hymns
A hearse is traveling up an icy hill when the back doors fly open.
The coffin drops on the street. It slides down the hill, and goes through a house. It keeps going through a school, then a church, then a grocery store, and then through a gas station. It busts through an arcade, and then through an office building. It breaks through the front door of a pharmacy and finally stops at the pharmacy counter, the lid opens, and the man inside sits up. He looks at the pharmacist and asks, "Do you have anything to stop this coffin?"
I recently got fired from my job in the penny arcade
I couldn't cope with change
Why do arcades never put pac-man machines together?
Because papparazzi would crowd them and say:"Hey look! Its tupac, man!
Prostitutes are like really expensive arcade machines...
As long as you keep paying, you can keep playing.
What do you call the coins you use to play games at the Lord of the Rings Arcade?
J.R.R Tokens. *original joke by Max Howland.
What's A Mexican's Favourite Arcade Game?
Guac-A-Mole
What is a hispanics favorite arcade game?
Guac-a-mole.
What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?
Guac-A-Mole.
My neighbor claims to have a large collection of classic arcade games
but I think it's just a case of 1UPmanship.
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Two Kids Play the Karl Marx Arcade Game
They have nothing to lose but their change.
