The Best 10 Arcade Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Arcade jokes. There are some arcade wii jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arcade videogame puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Arcade Jokes and Puns
Whats Avogadro's favorite arcade game?
Wack a mole.
A hearse is traveling up an icy hill when the back doors fly open.
The coffin drops on the street. It slides down the hill, and goes through a house. It keeps going through a school, then a church, then a grocery store, and then through a gas station. It busts through an arcade, and then through an office building. It breaks through the front door of a pharmacy and finally stops at the pharmacy counter, the lid opens, and the man inside sits up. He looks at the pharmacist and asks, "Do you have anything to stop this coffin?"
Why do arcades never put pac-man machines together?
Because papparazzi would crowd them and say:"Hey look! Its tupac, man!
Prostitutes are like really expensive arcade machines...
As long as you keep paying, you can keep playing.
What's A Mexican's Favourite Arcade Game?
Guac-A-Mole
What is a hispanics favorite arcade game?
Guac-a-mole.
My neighbor claims to have a large collection of classic arcade games
but I think it's just a case of 1UPmanship.
What do you call the coins you use to play games at the Lord of the Rings Arcade?
J.R.R Tokens. *original joke by Max Howland.
Two Kids Play the Karl Marx Arcade Game
They have nothing to lose but their change.
What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?
Guac-A-Mole.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arcade game jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working arcade lacrosse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.