The Funniest Arachnid Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What do you call an arachnid that constantly complains about its allergies?
Itchy bitchy spider
What do you call a small arachnid with a bad case of diarrhea?
The itsy shitsy spider.
What do you call an arachnid that moonlights in espionage?
A SPYder.
What do you say when an arachnid with PMS and psoriasis gets sucked into a tornado out at sea?
♫ ♫ the itchy bitchy spider went up the waterspout ♫ ♫
What do you call an arachnid egg sac?
Sphere of spiders.
What do you call a stupid arachnid?
A spiDUUUUUUUR