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Short arabs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arabs humour may include short arab people jokes also.
- Condoms 1272AD - arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.
1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat. - We need to start giving hurricanes Arab names Nobody is going to leave for Irma but if Muhammad was coming the whole country would evacuate
- Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first
- What do you call a drunk Arab? What do you call a drunk Arab?
Hammad.
What do you call a really drunk Arab?
Mohammad. - I told a good drone joke in arabic It went over american's heads, but it killed in the middle east
- There is an Arab boy lost in the grocery store... The manager of the store walks up to the boy and asks "what does your mother look like?" The boy replies " I don't know".
- I was walking down the street, when I glanced up and saw this arab guy on the balcony furiously shaking a rug.. So I yelled out to him, "what's the matter, Omar? Won't it start?"
- Two Arabs are on a plane. One orders a bottle of Champagne and asks the other "do you want some?".
The other replies "No thanks, I'll have to drive soon". - A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist.
- Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."
BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."
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Arabs One Liners
Which arabs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arabs? I can suggest the ones about arab camel and concentrate.
- Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11. We would have IX/XI instead
- If it weren't for Arabs, we would never have 9/11 Instead it would be IX / XI
- If it weren't for Arabs, it wouldn't have been 9/11 It would be IX/XI
- Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered.
- Thought I heard someone say Hello in Arabic But it was a false Salaam
- What would you call a Muscular Arab? A Protein Sheikh
- How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying.
- Why do Arabs carry sandpaper everywhere? Because they need a map.
- what is an Arabic ruler's favorite flavor of potato chips? Sultan vinegar.
- A dyslexic arab walks into a bar ouch, says the other arab
- What do you call an Arab man who drinks protein supplements? A Protein Sheikh....
- Without the Arabs, we wouldn't have 911 We'd have CMXI
- What do you call an Arab who owns 5,000 cows A Milk Sheikh.
- Who is the strongest Arab in the world? The Protein Sheikh
- Snow isnt aproblem in arab countries But isis
Ridiculous Arabs Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about arabs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean camel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arabs pranks.
What did m**... Jones say when he offended the Arabs
sorry I'm a foreigner
What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??
Allah-peños
Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?
because it provides cavity protection
If you know an Arab, you don't have to steal...
A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.
The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."
The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you dishonest Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."
How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
What did the arabs say when blowing up the WTCs? *Politically incorrect warning*
Have you heard that Arabs have invented a time machine that can only send one back to the Dark Ages?
Yeah, they call it "Islam" or something.
How many Arabs does it take to form a Soccer team?
11, you racist...
Why do Arabs wear thawbs?
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?
Hijab
If Hide and Seek was created by the Arabs...
It would be called Hide and Sheikh
Why are there no Arabs in Interstellar?
Becuase it's set in the future.
Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?
Because they're like Iraq.
How do you know that Arabs make the best rappers ?
They're always blowing up.
When do Arabs return their library books?
the day they're Dubai.
Where do Arabs shop for clothes?
*Turban Outfitters*
The Arabs invented a time machine.
It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century.
In the 15th century the Arabs invented the c**..., using a goat's lower intestine.
In the 18th century the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
Two Arabs sit in the Gaza s**..., enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk.
One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, They blow up so fast, don't they?"
5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids
One says to the others they blow up so fast!!
Camels really dont mind carrying Arabs around
They just think they smell like Shiite.
Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?
Because they can sheik it.
The best soccer team in the world
We will put g**... as defenders, since they pressure well from the back.
Arabs, Chinese and Caucasians in mid because they bring color to the field.
Jews will be attackers because it's frowned upon to chase them.
And a 50 year old nun as our goalkeeper.
Because she hasn't let anyone in for three decades straight.
Why do Arabs have long beards?
Because sometimes it's just hard to find a goat.
Why do arabs love skim milk?
Because they are moo-slim.
What country is home to sour Arabs?
Lemonon.
Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11
It'd be IX/XI
Why do Arabs wear buttoned clothes?
Because goats can hear zippers.
The Irish have completely solved their own fuel problems
They imported 50 million tons of sand from the Arabs so they can drill for their own oil.
A racist man finds a genie who gives him three wishes.
"For my first wish," he says, "I want all the Arabs to disappear." The genie grants his wish, then he disappears.
What do you call 9/11 without the arabs?
IXXI
For the arabs
An arab walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers
Arab: I would like 7 beers please
Why can't Arabs drink milk?
Because they would get Sikh
Why cant Arabs have s**... Ed and Drivers Ed on the same day?
They need to give the camel a break
What do Arabs do on weekends?
They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
You know which cars arabs love the most
The 911 porshe GTR.
Why is KFC regarded as a valuable restaurant chain?
Their chicken has so much oil it's got the Arabs jealous.
Why do Arabs eat dried fruit?
Because they don't like Jews
Why is Ash always walking into Jews but not Arabs?
Well, Ash can see Arabs, but Ashkenazi Jews
I just put up my Republican nativity scene.
Of course I had to remove the Arabs, the Jews, the anchor baby, and the refugees, so all that's left is one j**... and a bunch of sheep.
How many arabs does it take to change a light bulb ?
5
4
3
2
1
*e**...*
Government
The federal government is sending most Americans a $1200 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.
If we buy a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras
and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.
If we purchase useless c**... it will go to Taiwan and none of it
will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced
in US.
I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help,
It's the arabs fault that 9/11-
Isn't called IX/XI
Fake out clean jokes
Some of my favorite jokes are ones where the set-up sounds like it's going to be offensive, but the punch line takes it back to clean town. My top 3 examples:
I like my email passwords like I like my ladies... Same one for the last 10 years.
If it wasn't for the Arabs, we'd have never had 9/11! We'd have had IX/XI.
What do you call a black guy on the moon? \*delivered with a bit of disgust\* An astronaut, you racist!
Any others like this?
