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We would have IX/XI instead
Instead it would be IX / XI
Because they need a map.
Allah-peños
because it provides cavity protection
A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.
The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."
The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you dishonest Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
Yeah, they call it "Islam" or something.
11, you racist...
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
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Hijab
It would be called Hide and Sheikh
Because they're like Iraq.
One orders a bottle of Champagne and asks the other "do you want some?".
The other replies "No thanks, I'll have to drive soon".
They're always blowing up.
the day they're Dubai.
*Turban Outfitters*
It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century.
In the 18th century the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, They blow up so fast, don't they?"
One says to the others they blow up so fast!!
They just think they smell like Shiite.
Because they can sheik it.
We will put gays as defenders, since they pressure well from the back.
Arabs, Chinese and Caucasians in mid because they bring color to the field.
Jews will be attackers because it's frowned upon to chase them.
And a 50 year old nun as our goalkeeper.
Because she hasn't let anyone in for three decades straight.
Because sometimes it's just hard to find a goat.
Because they are moo-slim.
Lemonon.
It'd be IX/XI
Because goats can hear zippers.
They imported 50 million tons of sand from the Arabs so they can drill for their own oil.
"For my first wish," he says, "I want all the Arabs to disappear." The genie grants his wish, then he disappears.
IXXI
We'd have CMXI
Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk. One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, They blow up so fast, don't they?
An arab walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers
Arab: I would like 7 beers please
Because they would get Sikh
They need to give the camel a break
They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
The 911 porshe GTR.
Their chicken has so much oil it's got the Arabs jealous.
Because they don't like Jews
Well, Ash can see Arabs, but Ashkenazi Jews
Of course I had to remove the Arabs, the Jews, the anchor baby, and the refugees, so all that's left is one jackass and a bunch of sheep.
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*EXPLOSION*
Isn't called IX/XI
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