The Best 47 Arabs Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Arabs jokes. There are some arabs xenophobic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arabs you know you re arab when puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Arabs Jokes and Puns
Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11.
We would have IX/XI instead
If it weren't for Arabs, we would never have 9/11
Instead it would be IX / XI
Why do Arabs carry sandpaper everywhere?
Because they need a map.
What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??
Allah-peños
Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?
because it provides cavity protection
If you know an Arab, you don't have to steal...
A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.
The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."
The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you dishonest Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."
How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
What did the arabs say when blowing up the WTCs? *Politically incorrect warning*
Have you heard that Arabs have invented a time machine that can only send one back to the Dark Ages?
Yeah, they call it "Islam" or something.
How many Arabs does it take to form a Soccer team?
11, you racist...
Why do Arabs wear thawbs?
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
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What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?
Hijab
If Hide and Seek was created by the Arabs...
It would be called Hide and Sheikh
Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?
Because they're like Iraq.
Two Arabs are on a plane.
One orders a bottle of Champagne and asks the other "do you want some?".
The other replies "No thanks, I'll have to drive soon".
How do you know that Arabs make the best rappers ?
They're always blowing up.
When do Arabs return their library books?
the day they're Dubai.
Where do Arabs shop for clothes?
*Turban Outfitters*
The Arabs invented a time machine.
It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century.
In the 15th century the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In the 18th century the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk.
One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, They blow up so fast, don't they?"
5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids
One says to the others they blow up so fast!!
Camels really dont mind carrying Arabs around
They just think they smell like Shiite.
Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?
Because they can sheik it.
The best soccer team in the world
We will put gays as defenders, since they pressure well from the back.
Arabs, Chinese and Caucasians in mid because they bring color to the field.
Jews will be attackers because it's frowned upon to chase them.
And a 50 year old nun as our goalkeeper.
Because she hasn't let anyone in for three decades straight.
Why do Arabs have long beards?
Because sometimes it's just hard to find a goat.
Why do arabs love skim milk?
Because they are moo-slim.
What country is home to sour Arabs?
Lemonon.
Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11
It'd be IX/XI
Why do Arabs wear buttoned clothes?
Because goats can hear zippers.
The Irish have completely solved their own fuel problems
They imported 50 million tons of sand from the Arabs so they can drill for their own oil.
A racist man finds a genie who gives him three wishes.
"For my first wish," he says, "I want all the Arabs to disappear." The genie grants his wish, then he disappears.
What do you call 9/11 without the arabs?
IXXI
Without the Arabs, we wouldn't have 911
We'd have CMXI
For the arabs
An arab walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers
Arab: I would like 7 beers please
Why can't Arabs drink milk?
Because they would get Sikh
Why cant Arabs have Sex Ed and Drivers Ed on the same day?
They need to give the camel a break
What do Arabs do on weekends?
They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
You know which cars arabs love the most
The 911 porshe GTR.
Why is KFC regarded as a valuable restaurant chain?
Their chicken has so much oil it's got the Arabs jealous.
Why do Arabs eat dried fruit?
Because they don't like Jews
Why is Ash always walking into Jews but not Arabs?
Well, Ash can see Arabs, but Ashkenazi Jews
I just put up my Republican nativity scene.
Of course I had to remove the Arabs, the Jews, the anchor baby, and the refugees, so all that's left is one jackass and a bunch of sheep.
How many arabs does it take to change a light bulb ?
5
4
3
2
1
*EXPLOSION*
It's the arabs fault that 9/11-
Isn't called IX/XI
If it weren't for Arabs, it wouldn't have been 9/11
It would be IX/XI
Fake out clean jokes
Some of my favorite jokes are ones where the set-up sounds like it's going to be offensive, but the punch line takes it back to clean town. My top 3 examples:
I like my email passwords like I like my ladies... Same one for the last 10 years.
If it wasn't for the Arabs, we'd have never had 9/11! We'd have had IX/XI.
What do you call a black guy on the moon? \*delivered with a bit of disgust\* An astronaut, you racist!
Any others like this?
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