Arabian Jokes

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There is an abundance of isreali jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 34 funniest jokes on arabian. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any israeli witze you can hear about arabian.

The Best jokes about Arabian

Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist.

It would be IX/XI instead.

Saudi Arabian seems really behind on the times.

It's like they're living under Iraq or something.

A Saudi Arabian prince is going to college in England

He texts his father,
"Dad, I feel weird driving my Lamborghini to school when all my classmates take a train"
His father replies;
"Son, I have transferred 500 million dollars into your account. Go out and buy a train and stop embarrassing this family"

Two Christians are lost in an Arabian desert

David and Michael were going on a safari where they got lost and their car stopped working, they started wondering throughout the desert. With food and water supply almost ending and no reception anywhere they were desperately looking for help. After a very long time in the heat of the desert and almost dying from thirst they finally see a mosque far away. They start discussing among each other. David: I'll pretend my name is Mohammed so they will give me food and water! Michael: I don't care I won't change my name for food! As they go to the mosque, the Muslims rush to their aid. David says he's Mohammed and Michael says he's Michael. So the Muslims get water and food fast for Michael and as David was waiting for his turn the Muslims turn around for him and say... "You know it's Ramadan, right?"!

A Saudi Arabian Oil Baron sends his son to study abroad...

To help his son in his life and studies abroad, he gives his son a good deal of money and more importantly, a Ferrari sportscar, as he though it might be a good idea to flaunt some wealth.

Despite this, a few weeks later his son calls him and laments Dad, every time I go to lectures, I drive there with my Ferrari, but everyone else there takes the train, its really awkward as I'm the only guy with a car!

Incensed, the Oil Baron practically yells into the phone Son, I'm depositing 10 million Euros into your account now, stop embarrassing your family and buy yourself a train!


What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

So theres a rich arabian prince driving through a foreign country and he's passing through some farmland and sees a farmer leaning on a post so he decides to stop and have a chat.

Is this your land? He asks the farmer. Yep, from that post down to the river. Responds the farmer. The prince smiles and says, on my land i can get in my car and drive the whole day and not see the other side! And the farmer says:
Yeah i had a car like that once.

You know how to make an Arabian phone explode?

Put it on airplane mode.

A Canadian and a Saudi Arabian had a baby...

They named it Yasir Youbetcha

an American, an Arabian and a Vietnamese in a helicopter

Gasoline was low, the pilot tells them to get rid of unnecessary things to lower the weight.

The American throw a suitcase full of money and said: That just 10 million dollars, There's so many of them in my bank.

The Arabian throw a suitcase full of gold and said: That just 20 kilogram of gold, There's so many of them in my safe.

The Vietnamese throw 2 of them out of the helicopter and said to the pilot: That just 2 trash talker, There's so many of them in my house.

An Arabian guy at the airport

- name?
- ahmed al-rhazib.
- sex?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… i mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes camel.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn't that hostile?
- horse style, doggy style, any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast


What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

where's the only living gay Saudi Arabian?

just over a stones throw away

There was an Arabian, African, European, and an American sitting together at a table...

A guy comes up to them and asks: What is your opinion on lack of food for the poor in the rest of the world?

The Arabian says: What is an opinion?
The African says: What is food?
The European says: What is poor?
The American says: What is the rest of the world?

Did you hear about the arabian body builder who built a business empire?

They called him the protein sheikh

What do you call an Arabian Prince that owns a herd of cows?

A 'Milk Sheik'.

A Saudi Arabian man walks into a bar.

Kaboom!

Why is cannabis sometimes called Arabian Crime?

It gets you stoned

It warmed up to 138° in the Arabian Peninsula today.

He was all like Oman? And I was like Yemen!


A Saudi Arabian asks an Egyptian all you guys eat is foul (fava beans) what separates you from animals?

The Egyptian responds: the Red Sea .

An Arabian man named Aghun has fourteen sons, each with a different first name. What title can be applied to each of them individually, as well as collectively?

They're all a son of Aghun.

Arabian Wife

An Arabian man and his wife are arguing ahd he says, "Why do you always act like a child?" She responds, "I am a child."

Two friends are talking about the war on the Arabian Peninsula. One asks the other, "Didn't a bunch of kids die or something?" His friends responds:

"Yemeni children died"

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What's the name of an Arabian musician's record praising women's posterior?

Al-bum.

"We need to speed this up, chop-chop"

is something you should never tell a Saudi Arabian interrogator

Q: What is the scariest Halloween decoration theme for 2018?







A: Saudi Arabian consulate

My wife has allowed me to take a second wife...

...if I can get clearance document from Saudi Arabian consulate.

What did the Arabian sneakers say when they accidentally kicked the person in front?

AF1

I'm ready to open my Arabian breakfast call girl business

I'll call it the "Falafel, waffle, and awful brothel"

I lost my Arabian friends...

...in an explosion

What do you call a muscular Arabian Guy?

Protein Shiekh!!

What is the difference between American girls and Saudi Arabian girls?

American girls like to get stoned *before* they have sex.

What's a Saudi Arabian Royal's favourite restaurant?

Burqa King

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