Arabian Jokes

Explore the funniest Arabian jokes from countries like Syria and UAE, based on folklore from the popular Arabian Nights. From puns to slapstick humour, these timeless jokes will have you laughing out loud.

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A Canadian and a Saudi Arabian had a baby...

They named it Yasir Youbetcha

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

You know how to make an Arabian phone explode?

Put it on airplane mode.

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A Saudi Arabian prince is going to college in England

He texts his father,
"Dad, I feel weird driving my Lamborghini to school when all my classmates take a train"
His father replies;
"Son, I have transferred 500 million dollars into your account. Go out and buy a train and stop embarrassing this family"

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you call an intelligent Saudi Arabian woman?

Target practice

Arabian joke, What do you call an intelligent Saudi Arabian woman?

An Arabian guy at the airport

- name?
- ahmed al-rhazib.
- sex?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… i mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes camel.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn't that hostile?
- horse style, doggy style, any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?


What do you call an ill Saudi Arabian?


The Arabian Prince didn't like his headscarf.

It wasn't very Sheikh.

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Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist.

It would be IX/XI instead.

So theres a rich arabian prince driving through a foreign country and he's passing through some farmland and sees a farmer leaning on a post so he decides to stop and have a chat.

Is this your land? He asks the farmer. Yep, from that post down to the river. Responds the farmer. The prince smiles and says, on my land i can get in my car and drive the whole day and not see the other side! And the farmer says:
Yeah i had a car like that once.

Arabian Wife

An Arabian man and his wife are arguing ahd he says, "Why do you always act like a child?" She responds, "I am a child."

There was an Arabian, African, European, and an American sitting together at a table...

A guy comes up to them and asks: What is your opinion on lack of food for the poor in the rest of the world?

The Arabian says: What is an opinion?
The African says: What is food?
The European says: What is poor?
The American says: What is the rest of the world?

Saudi Arabian seems really behind on the times.

It's like they're living under Iraq or something.

Arabian joke, Saudi Arabian seems really behind on the times.

Breaking news!

U.S. Geologists made an extraordinary discovery. On top of huge reserves of American oil they have found some strange Arabian country.

Why doesn't my Saudi Arabian friend know anything about pop culture?

Why is cannabis sometimes called Arabian Crime?

It gets you stoned

A Saudi Arabian asks an Egyptian all you guys eat is foul (fava beans) what separates you from animals?

The Egyptian responds: the Red Sea .

It warmed up to 138° in the Arabian Peninsula today.

He was all like Oman? And I was like Yemen!

Did you hear about the arabian body builder who built a business empire?

They called him the protein sheikh

A Saudi Arabian man walks into a bar.


What's the name of an Arabian musician's record praising women's posterior?


What do you call a muscular Arabian Guy?

Protein Shiekh!!

"We need to speed this up, chop-chop"

is something you should never tell a Saudi Arabian interrogator

Arabian joke, "We need to speed this up, chop-chop"

Q: What is the scariest Halloween decoration theme for 2018?




A: Saudi Arabian consulate


My wife has allowed me to take a second wife...

...if I can get clearance document from Saudi Arabian consulate.

What did the Arabian sneakers say when they accidentally kicked the person in front?


I'm ready to open my Arabian breakfast call girl business

I'll call it the "Falafel, waffle, and awful brothel"

where's the only living gay Saudi Arabian?

just over a stones throw away

Two friends are talking about the war on the Arabian Peninsula. One asks the other, "Didn't a bunch of kids die or something?" His friends responds:

"Yemeni children died"

I lost my Arabian friends... an explosion

What is the difference between American girls and Saudi Arabian girls?

American girls like to get stoned *before* they have sex.

What's a Saudi Arabian Royal's favourite restaurant?

Burqa King

An Arabian man named Aghun has fourteen sons, each with a different first name. What title can be applied to each of them individually, as well as collectively?

They're all a son of Aghun.

What do you call an Arabian Prince that owns a herd of cows?

A 'Milk Sheik'.

An American, a German and an Arabian prince brag about who has the largest family.

The American says: "I got 5 kids. Only one more and I have an complete ice hockey team."

The German replies: "You amateur. I got 10 kids. Only one more and I can send a complete foootball (soccer) team onto the filed."

The Arabian prince then replies: "That's nothing... I've got 17 wives. Only one more and I have a complete golf course."

What did I see while on vacation in the Middle-East?

I Saudi Arabian Desert.

An American, a Saudi Arabian, and a Chinese person were asked what their opinion on the global wood shortage was.

Unfortunately, none of them understood the question.

The American asked, what's a shortage?

The Saudi asked, what is wood?

The Chinese asked, what's an opinion?

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