Following is our collection of Arabian jokes which are very funny. There are some arabian oman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arabian kenyan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They named it Yasir Youbetcha
They blow themselves up.
Howdy Arabia
Put it on airplane mode.
He texts his father,
"Dad, I feel weird driving my Lamborghini to school when all my classmates take a train"
His father replies;
"Son, I have transferred 500 million dollars into your account. Go out and buy a train and stop embarrassing this family"
here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here
Target practice
- name?
- ahmed al-rhazib.
- sex?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… i mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes camel.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn't that hostile?
- horse style, doggy style, any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast
Mooslim
Sikh
It wasn't very Sheikh.
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It would be IX/XI instead.
Is this your land? He asks the farmer. Yep, from that post down to the river. Responds the farmer. The prince smiles and says, on my land i can get in my car and drive the whole day and not see the other side! And the farmer says:
Yeah i had a car like that once.
An Arabian man and his wife are arguing ahd he says, "Why do you always act like a child?" She responds, "I am a child."
A guy comes up to them and asks: What is your opinion on lack of food for the poor in the rest of the world?
The Arabian says: What is an opinion?
The African says: What is food?
The European says: What is poor?
The American says: What is the rest of the world?
It's like they're living under Iraq or something.
U.S. Geologists made an extraordinary discovery. On top of huge reserves of American oil they have found some strange Arabian country.
It gets you stoned
The Egyptian responds: the Red Sea .
He was all like Oman? And I was like Yemen!
They called him the protein sheikh
Kaboom!
Al-bum.
Protein Shiekh!!
is something you should never tell a Saudi Arabian interrogator
A: Saudi Arabian consulate
...if I can get clearance document from Saudi Arabian consulate.
AF1
I'll call it the "Falafel, waffle, and awful brothel"
just over a stones throw away
"Yemeni children died"
...in an explosion
American girls like to get stoned *before* they have sex.
Burqa King
They're all a son of Aghun.
A 'Milk Sheik'.
The American says: "I got 5 kids. Only one more and I have an complete ice hockey team."
The German replies: "You amateur. I got 10 kids. Only one more and I can send a complete foootball (soccer) team onto the filed."
The Arabian prince then replies: "That's nothing... I've got 17 wives. Only one more and I have a complete golf course."
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arabian isreali jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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