Arabian Jokes

49 arabian jokes and hilarious arabian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about arabian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Explore the funniest Arabian jokes from countries like Syria and UAE, based on folklore from the popular Arabian Nights. From puns to slapstick humour, these timeless jokes will have you laughing out loud.

Funniest Arabian Short Jokes

Short arabian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arabian humour may include short afghan jokes also.

  1. Saudi Arabian seems really behind on the times. It's like they're living under iraq or something.
  2. Did you hear about the arabian body builder who built a business empire? They called him the protein sheikh
  3. It warmed up to 138° in the Arabian Peninsula today. He was all like Oman? And I was like Yemen!
  4. An Arabian man named Aghun has fourteen sons, each with a different first name. What title can be applied to each of them individually, as well as collectively? They're all a son of Aghun.
  5. Two friends are talking about the war on the Arabian Peninsula. One asks the other, "Didn't a bunch of kids die or something?" His friends responds: "Yemeni children died"
  6. A Saudi Arabian asks an Egyptian all you guys eat is foul (fava beans) what separates you from animals? The Egyptian responds: the Red Sea .
  7. Arabian Wife An Arabian man and his wife are arguing ahd he says, "Why do you always act like a child?" She responds, "I am a child."
  8. I always wondered why Saudi Arabians are always confused It's because they live under Iraq!
  9. I'm ready to open my Arabian breakfast call girl business I'll call it the "Falafel, waffle, and awful brothel"
  10. My wife has allowed me to take a second wife... ...if I can get clearance document from Saudi Arabian consulate.

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Arabian One Liners

Which arabian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arabian? I can suggest the ones about sheikh and extremist.

  1. Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist. It would be IX/XI instead.
  2. What did I see while on vacation in the Middle-East? I Saudi Arabian Desert.
  3. What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up.
  4. You know how to make an Arabian phone explode? Put it on airplane mode.
  5. Why are Saudi Arabians out of the loop? Because they live under Iraq!
  6. A Canadian and a Saudi Arabian had a baby... They named it Yasir Youbetcha
  7. What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow? Mooslim
  8. where's the only living gay Saudi Arabian? just over a stones throw away
  9. What do you call an Arabian Prince that owns a herd of cows? A 'Milk Sheik'.
  10. A Saudi Arabian man walks into a bar. Kaboom!
  11. Why do Saudi Arabians never catch up on the latest news? They all live under Iraq.
  12. What's a Saudi Arabian Royal's favourite restaurant? Burqa King
  13. What did the Arabian sneakers say when they accidentally kicked the person in front? AF1
  14. What do you call a muscular Arabian Guy? Protein Shiekh!!
  15. Why doesn't my Saudi Arabian friend know anything about pop culture?

Arabian joke, Why doesn't my Saudi Arabian friend know anything about pop culture?

Uplifting Arabian Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about arabian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sheik jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arabian pranks.

A Saudi Arabian prince is going to college in England

He texts his father,
"Dad, I feel weird driving my Lamborghini to school when all my classmates take a train"
His father replies;
"Son, I have transferred 500 million dollars into your account. Go out and buy a train and stop embarrassing this family"

So theres a rich arabian prince driving through a foreign country and he's passing through some farmland and sees a farmer leaning on a post so he decides to stop and have a chat.

Is this your land? He asks the farmer. Yep, from that post down to the river. Responds the farmer. The prince smiles and says, on my land i can get in my car and drive the whole day and not see the other side! And the farmer says:
Yeah i had a car like that once.

An American, a German and an Arabian prince brag about who has the largest family.

The American says: "I got 5 kids. Only one more and I have an complete ice hockey team."
The German replies: "You amateur. I got 10 kids. Only one more and I can send a complete foootball (soccer) team onto the filed."
The Arabian prince then replies: "That's nothing... I've got 17 wives. Only one more and I have a complete golf course."

An Arabian guy at the airport

- name?
- ahmed al-rhazib.
- s**...?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… i mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes camel.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn't that hostile?
- horse style, d**..., any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast

An American, a Saudi Arabian, and a Chinese person were asked what their opinion on the global wood shortage was.

Unfortunately, none of them understood the question.
The American asked, what's a shortage?
The Saudi asked, what is wood?
The Chinese asked, what's an opinion?

There was an Arabian, African, European, and an American sitting together at a table...

A guy comes up to them and asks: What is your opinion on lack of food for the poor in the rest of the world?
The Arabian says: What is an opinion?
The African says: What is food?
The European says: What is poor?
The American says: What is the rest of the world?

Why is cannabis sometimes called Arabian Crime?

It gets you s**...

What is the difference between American girls and Saudi Arabian girls?

American girls like to get s**... *before* they have s**....

I lost my Arabian friends... an e**...

Q: What is the scariest Halloween decoration theme for 2018?

A: Saudi Arabian consulate

"We need to speed this up, chop-chop"

is something you should never tell a Saudi Arabian interrogator

What's the name of an Arabian musician's record praising women's posterior?


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