The Best 70 Arabia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arabia jokes. There are some arabia empire jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Arabia Jokes and Puns

As we landed in Saudi Arabia the pilot announced "Ladies and Gentlemen don't forget to adjust your watches to local time"

I thought to myself how do I turn it back to the 7th century?

Why is Saudi Arabia so late to givng rights to women?

Because they have been living under Iraq.

whats a similarity between colorado and saudi arabia?

It's legal to get stoned

Arabia joke, whats a similarity between colorado and saudi arabia?

Why don't they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?

Because the camels can't handle it

Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?

They don't want to overwork the camel.


What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia.

(I'm not sorry)

Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo...

But Abu Dhabi Doo!

Arabia joke, Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo...

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

What happens on 420 in Saudi Arabia

A lot of people get stoned

I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast

It's mostly Sunni

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Saudi TV Mistake

Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake.

Saudi Arabia

Where you can get caught with marijuana and still get stoned.

Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia

Just proclaim you are homosexual

So I hear there is going to be a sequel to Lawrence of Arabia

It's going to be called Lawrence of Two Rabias.

The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple

It's either sunni or shiite

Arabia joke, The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple

People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

An Arabian guy at the airport

- name?
- ahmed al-rhazib.
- sex?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… i mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes camel.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn't that hostile?
- horse style, doggy style, any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast


My gay friend got stoned today.

I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen.

Saudi Arabia...

...is on the United Nations Human Rights Council.

A young muslim in saudi arabia is wondering if he is allowed to some marijuana. So, he visits his local mosque and asks his Imam if it's permissible, so the Imam told him:

No. In our country, only gays get stoned.

Why is marijuana illegal in Saudi Arabia?

In Saudi Arabia, only gays get stoned.

Can you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

No, in Saudi Arabia only gays get stoned.

I asked my friend from Saudi Arabia how it was there...

He said he couldn't complain

Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist.

It would be IX/XI instead.

What Do They Call a Pride Parade in Saudi Arabia?

A Massacre

Saudi Arabia don't air the Flintstones anymore...

But don't worry, Abu Dhabi Doo.

Did you see the winner of the Ms Saudi Arabia beauty contest?

Neither did I.

Saudi Arabia banned chess, calling it a dangerous game

Reasons are:

1. The Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. The Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. The Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. The Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
5. Most importantly, there's only one Queen.

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel

Amsterdam - have sex and get stoned.

Saudi Arabia - have sex and get stoned.

Have you heard of the Saudi Arabia gay pride anthem?

We will, we will rock you!

Women, do you want longer lashes?

All you have to do is show an ankle in Saudi Arabia

My girlfriend accidentally discovered a way to get long lashes instantly

By showing a bit of ankles in Saudi Arabia

With women being able to drive in Saudi Arabia, they will open a woman-only taxi service.

It'll be called NiCab.

The reason why Saudi Arabia has so much money is not because of oil, .

but, because they wouldn't let their women spend it

I read that Saudi Arabia had to slow down on executions because of a lack of trained swordsmen.

I heard there were too many hacks.

Why is the weather so nice in Saudi Arabia?

It's always Sunni!

I must be from Saudi Arabia.

I didn't even know about the royal wedding.

Apparently, I spent my whole life living under Iraq.

It is a great thing that women can now drive in Saudi Arabia!

It is ilegal for them to be stoned while driving.

Now that women can drive in Saudi Arabia there are going to be more car accidents.

Because there are more drivers.

Saudi Arabia just lost 5-0 to Russia!

Looks like they'll beheading out of the World Cup soon.

Russia won against Saudi Arabia...

Counter Terrorist wins!

Saudi Arabia lost to Uruguay yesterday

They beheading home soon

Saudi Arabia won against Egypt in a Soccer match.

Egyptians had a better plan but Saudis had better execution.

I got stoned in Saudi Arabia

Got to say it was less enjoyable than it was in Amsterdam

I was planning a trip to Saudi Arabia

I was planning a trip to Saudi Arabia but recently have heard they now allow women to drive. Can anyone recommend a safer place to visit?

I was planning a trip to Saudi Arabia

but I heard they now allow women to drive, can you recommend a safer destination?

Cannabis is totally illegal in Saudi Arabia...

but you can still get stoned!

You can even drop acid...

As long as it's on a adulterer's face.

What do you call a depressed country in the Middle East

Sadi Arabia

I can count the number of times I've been caught shoplifting on one hand.

Which is just as well, as I live in Saudi Arabia.

What do Saudi Arabia and Canada have in common?

In both countries, it's legal to get stoned.

Due to the recent relaxation of laws in Saudi Arabia,

a new chain of fast food restaurants are opening up which are run solely by women.

It's called Burka King.

What does the H in Saudi Arabia stand for?

Human rights

I told my mate I was going to open a shop in Saudi Arabia.

Dubai he asked?
Yes I replied, And sell

What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East?

Low rents of Arabia.

I called a suicide hotline in saudi arabia

they got excited and asked me if i could fly a plane

My friend accidentally discovered a foolproof method of getting instant long lashes.

He smoked a joint in Saudi Arabia.

My friend was caught with a kilo of weed in Saudi Arabia.

He was stoned.

Women are allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia now, however they can only turn left ...

Because you know... There are no women's rights there...

Research shows

that the people of Saudi Arabia don't like "The Flintstones"..

But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

A conjurer was caught stealing in Saudi Arabia.

It's ok, he can still do amazing feets of magic.

So I asked a kid from Saudi Arabia what his favorite method of suicide was

He perked up and said you want to know how to start a newspaper column

I live in Saudi Arabia, so I have to translate this joke. I will do my best. Stick with me.

Three women walk into a pub.

Why are there no lesbians in Saudi Arabia?

Because rock beats scissors.

Got stoned once when I had a sudden realization:

I shouldn't have broken the law in Saudi Arabia!

Why was the TV show "The Bachelor" a failure in Saudi Arabia?

Episode 1, after 10 mins:

"I'll take them all..."

\- End -

A man from Saudia Arabia got caught stealing a hand sanitizer

He wont be needing it anymore

What's the similarity between a woman living in Saudi Arabia and Amsterdam?

They both get stoned after sex.

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