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I thought to myself how do I turn it back to the 7th century?
Because they have been living under Iraq.
It's legal to get stoned
Because the camels can't handle it
They don't want to overwork the camel.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia.
(I'm not sorry)
But Abu Dhabi Doo!
You get stoned.
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
A lot of people get stoned
It's mostly Sunni
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Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake.
Where you can get caught with marijuana and still get stoned.
Just proclaim you are homosexual
It's going to be called Lawrence of Two Rabias.
It's either sunni or shiite
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...
Haram bae
- name?
- ahmed al-rhazib.
- sex?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… i mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes camel.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn't that hostile?
- horse style, doggy style, any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast
I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen.
...is on the United Nations Human Rights Council.
No. In our country, only gays get stoned.
In Saudi Arabia, only gays get stoned.
No, in Saudi Arabia only gays get stoned.
He said he couldn't complain
It would be IX/XI instead.
A Massacre
But don't worry, Abu Dhabi Doo.
Neither did I.
Reasons are:
1. The Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. The Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. The Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. The Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
5. Most importantly, there's only one Queen.
- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait
1. Israel
Saudi Arabia - have sex and get stoned.
We will, we will rock you!
All you have to do is show an ankle in Saudi Arabia
By showing a bit of ankles in Saudi Arabia
It'll be called NiCab.
but, because they wouldn't let their women spend it
I heard there were too many hacks.
It's always Sunni!
It is ilegal for them to be stoned while driving.
Because there are more drivers.
Looks like they'll beheading out of the World Cup soon.
Counter Terrorist wins!
They beheading home soon
Egyptians had a better plan but Saudis had better execution.
Got to say it was less enjoyable than it was in Amsterdam
I was planning a trip to Saudi Arabia but recently have heard they now allow women to drive. Can anyone recommend a safer place to visit?
but I heard they now allow women to drive, can you recommend a safer destination?
but you can still get stoned!
You can even drop acid...
As long as it's on a adulterer's face.
Sadi Arabia
A gay couple in Saudi Arabia.
Which is just as well, as I live in Saudi Arabia.
In both countries, it's legal to get stoned.
a new chain of fast food restaurants are opening up which are run solely by women.
It's called Burka King.
Human rights
Low rents of Arabia.
they got excited and asked me if i could fly a plane
He smoked a joint in Saudi Arabia.
He was stoned.
Because you know... There are no women's rights there...
that the people of Saudi Arabia don't like "The Flintstones"..
But the people of Abu Dhabi do.
He perked up and said you want to know how to start a newspaper column
Three women walk into a pub.
Because rock beats scissors.
I shouldn't have broken the law in Saudi Arabia!
Episode 1, after 10 mins:
"I'll take them all..."
\- End -
He wont be needing it anymore
They both get stoned after sex.
The first question they asked was if I knew how to fly a plane.
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