Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Arabia Jokes
As we landed in Saudi Arabia the pilot announced "Ladies and Gentlemen don't forget to adjust your watches to local time"
I thought to myself how do I turn it back to the 7th century?
Why is Saudi Arabia so late to givng rights to women?
Because they have been living under Iraq.
whats a similarity between colorado and saudi arabia?
It's legal to get s**...
Why don't they have driving classes and s**... Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?
Because the camels can't handle it
Why don't they have driving lessons and s**... ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?
They don't want to overwork the camel.
What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia.
(I'm not sorry)
Saudi Arabia hates s**... Doo...
But Abu Dhabi Doo!
What happens when you smoke p**... in Saudi Arabia?
You get s**....
Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
What happens on 420 in Saudi Arabia
A lot of people get s**...
I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast
It's mostly Sunni
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Saudi TV Mistake
Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake.
Saudi Arabia
Where you can get caught with m**... and still get s**....
Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia
Just proclaim you are homosexual
So I hear there is going to be a sequel to Lawrence of Arabia
It's going to be called Lawrence of Two Rabias.
The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple
It's either sunni or shiite
People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...
What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?
Haram bae
An Arabian guy at the airport
- name?
- ahmed al-rhazib.
- s**...?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… i mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes camel.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn't that hostile?
- horse style, d**..., any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast
My gay friend got s**... today.
I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen.
Saudi Arabia...
...is on the United Nations Human Rights Council.
A young muslim in saudi arabia is wondering if he is allowed to some m**.... So, he visits his local mosque and asks his Imam if it's permissible, so the Imam told him:
No. In our country, only g**... get s**....
Why is m**... i**... in Saudi Arabia?
In Saudi Arabia, only g**... get s**....
Can you smoke w**... in Saudi Arabia?
No, in Saudi Arabia only g**... get s**....
I asked my friend from Saudi Arabia how it was there...
He said he couldn't complain
Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist.
It would be IX/XI instead.
What Do They Call a Pride Parade in Saudi Arabia?
A Massacre
Saudi Arabia don't air the Flintstones anymore...
But don't worry, Abu Dhabi Doo.
Did you see the winner of the Ms Saudi Arabia beauty contest?
Neither did I.
Saudi Arabia banned chess, calling it a dangerous game
Reasons are:
1. The Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. The Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. The Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. The Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
5. Most importantly, there's only one Queen.
Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...
- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait
1. Israel
Amsterdam - have s**... and get s**....
Saudi Arabia - have s**... and get s**....
Have you heard of the Saudi Arabia gay pride anthem?
We will, we will rock you!
Women, do you want longer lashes?
All you have to do is show an ankle in Saudi Arabia
My girlfriend accidentally discovered a way to get long lashes instantly
By showing a bit of ankles in Saudi Arabia
With women being able to drive in Saudi Arabia, they will open a woman-only taxi service.
It'll be called NiCab.
The reason why Saudi Arabia has so much money is not because of oil, .
but, because they wouldn't let their women spend it
I read that Saudi Arabia had to slow down on executions because of a lack of trained swordsmen.
I heard there were too many hacks.
Why is the weather so nice in Saudi Arabia?
It's always Sunni!
It is a great thing that women can now drive in Saudi Arabia!
It is ilegal for them to be s**... while driving.
Now that women can drive in Saudi Arabia there are going to be more car accidents.
Because there are more drivers.
Saudi Arabia just lost 5-0 to Russia!
Looks like they'll beheading out of the World Cup soon.
Russia won against Saudi Arabia...
Counter t**... wins!
Saudi Arabia lost to Uruguay yesterday
They beheading home soon
Saudi Arabia won against Egypt in a Soccer match.
Egyptians had a better plan but Saudis had better execution.
I got s**... in Saudi Arabia
Got to say it was less enjoyable than it was in Amsterdam
I was planning a trip to Saudi Arabia
I was planning a trip to Saudi Arabia but recently have heard they now allow women to drive. Can anyone recommend a safer place to visit?
I was planning a trip to Saudi Arabia
but I heard they now allow women to drive, can you recommend a safer destination?
Cannabis is totally i**... in Saudi Arabia...
but you can still get s**...!
You can even drop acid...
As long as it's on a adulterer's face.
What do you call a depressed country in the Middle East
Sadi Arabia
Whats fruity, sandy, and gets s**...?
A gay couple in Saudi Arabia.
I can count the number of times I've been caught shoplifting on one hand.
Which is just as well, as I live in Saudi Arabia.
What do Saudi Arabia and Canada have in common?
In both countries, it's legal to get s**....
Due to the recent relaxation of laws in Saudi Arabia,
a new chain of fast food restaurants are opening up which are run solely by women.
It's called Burka King.
What does the H in Saudi Arabia stand for?
Human rights
I told my mate I was going to open a shop in Saudi Arabia.
Dubai he asked?
Yes I replied, And sell
What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East?
Low rents of Arabia.
I called a s**... hotline in saudi arabia
they got excited and asked me if i could fly a plane
My friend accidentally discovered a foolproof method of getting instant long lashes.
He smoked a joint in Saudi Arabia.
My friend was caught with a kilo of w**... in Saudi Arabia.
He was s**....
Women are allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia now, however they can only turn left ...
Because you know... There are no women's rights there...
Research shows
that the people of Saudi Arabia don't like "The Flintstones"..
But the people of Abu Dhabi do.
I live in Saudi Arabia, so I have to translate this joke. I will do my best. Stick with me.
Three women walk into a pub.
Why are there no l**... in Saudi Arabia?
Because rock beats scissors.
Got s**... once when I had a sudden realization:
I shouldn't have broken the law in Saudi Arabia!
Why was the TV show "The Bachelor" a failure in Saudi Arabia?
Episode 1, after 10 mins:
"I'll take them all..."
\- End -
A man from Saudia Arabia got caught stealing a hand sanitizer
He wont be needing it anymore
What's the similarity between a woman living in Saudi Arabia and Amsterdam?
They both get s**... after s**....
I accidentally dialed a s**... hotline in Saudi Arabia.
The first question they asked was if I knew how to fly a plane.
In America, "five finger discount" means you're shoplifting
In Saudi Arabia, "five finger discount" means you got caught shoplifting.
TIL that Saudi Arabia has over 130 males for every 100 females in the country
It must be awesome to be a woman in Saudi Arabia!
