Arab People Jokes
19 arab people jokes and hilarious arab people puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about arab people that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Arab People Short Jokes
Short arab people jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arab people humour may include short arab muslim jokes also.
- A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist.
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Arab People One Liners
Which arab people one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arab people? I can suggest the ones about arab camel and saudi arabia.
- When can yelling "God is great" to people be a bad thing? When you yell it in Arabic
- What do you call an Arab who beats people? Ab-Yousif
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Arab People Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about arab people you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jewish people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arab people pranks.
An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a h**... statue.
The Jew spits on the statue.
arab: why did you do that?
Jew: because he killed half my people.
The Arab spits on the statue as well.
Jew: why did you do that?
Arab: because he didn't kill the other half.
An Arab student emails his dad:
*An Arab student emails his dad:*
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,
but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser.
*The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:*
My dear loving son,
Twenty million USD have just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
Love,
your Dad
An Arab student e-mails his dad
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,
but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser.
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:
My dear loving son,
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
Love,
your Dad
A joke in Arabic
Let's hope this translation works.
A guy who was wasted went to take a p**... in an ally next to a barrel, passed out fell in the barrel pants down, a**... in the air.
A guy who was super high passed by and saw the a**... .. picked a stick and shoved it up the drunk's a**..., the drunk screams.
*No wonder why people are becoming so spoiled this a**... works fine and they throw it in the trash*
s**... with Ghost
A professor at the University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, a young Arab student raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The Arab student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, dear, tell us what it's like to have s**... with a
ghost?'
The student replied, "Wallah Habibi, from back there I thought you said "Goats."
UN embassy, Ambassador of Israel speaks:
- I want to start my speech with an excursion into history. Long ago, Moses led the Jews through the desert. It was hot, People were thirsty. Then Moses hit the staff on the ground, and a lake appeared.
The jews drinked, and than Moses took off his clothes and went swimming. When he came out of the water, there was no clothes, because it was stolen by the Arabs!
The representative of Palestine jumps up:
- Lying! At that time there were no Arabs there !!!
Israeli Ambassador:
- It was from this that I wanted to start my speech.
Old Arabic joke going to translate the best I can
Their was a goat farmer named Kassim and his wife and one day the wife went to feed the goats. Unfortunately for her the male goat was particularly aggressive that day and mauled her to death. During her f**... the farmers brother Khalid came from another town. His brother Khalid was amazed how many people showed up to the f**... said "Kassim look how many people came to pay their respects to your wife you and her must be beloved in the area." In tears Kassim says " they are not here for the f**... they are here hoping to buy the goat".
3 people are on a plane
An American man, a French guy, and an Arab are all on a plane. Suddenly the pilot comes over the PA and says the plane is going to c**... if they don't get rid of some unnecessary weight. The American takes a huge bag of hamburgers out of his suitcase and tosses it out the window, saying "Not a problem, I've got plenty of these where I come from." The Arab guy somehow produces an entire barrel of oil and tosses it out, saying "Not a problem, I got plenty of this where I come from." The French guy thinks things over for a minute, then grabs the Arab and throws him out the window.
A son of a wealthy arab prince goes to college in europe
After a few months he gets a letter from his father asking how he is, and how's college life, etc.
And he replies to his father: "oh, everything is fine here, but it is really strange, most people here come to college by train and bus, and I'm the only one driving a golden Ferrari every day to classes"
And after a few days, he gets a letter from his father with a black credit card inside and a note saying: "Son, dont humiliate the family, here's the unlimited credit card, buy yourself a train too!"
A rich Arab student e-mails his dad...
A rich Arab student e-mails his dad and says:
Dear Father,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Rolls Royce Phantom when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Hassan.
A day later his father replies:
Dear Hassan,
Fifty million euros have been transferred to your account, stop embarrassing your family and buy yourself a train too.
Love you, Dad.
My flight was being served
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-p**..., so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat,
Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, b**...!'
Heard this one seems kind of old.
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the Bozeman, Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights...One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East ....Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a cigarette. Finally, the American Indian clears his t**... and softly he speaks, 'At one time here... my people were many... but sadly, now we are few.' The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, 'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?' The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . . 'I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'.
Mitt Romney and the King of Saudi-Arabia are having a dinner party...
...the mood of the night is very good and after they spent a while talking about what new amazing things they have bought for themselves and the amount of money they managed to acquire in the past year, as well as all sorts of political matters they come to some lighter topics.
So the King says to Mitt:
"I really like parts of American culture, especially American television. My favourite show in the world is 'Star Trek'. But I only have one question about it. On the ship there are Asians, Caucasians, Africans, Latin- and Native Americans and all sorts of other people from around the world and the universe, but there are no Arabs on the ship. Why is that?"
Mitt shruggs his shoulders and replies:
"Well it is set in the future..."
Racist Lifeguard Jokes
Racist joke time
**How many black people can you fit in a pool?**
Depends, how deep is the pool?
**How many mexicans can you fit in a pool?**
Well I tried to count but the water got too murky.
**How many Russians can you fit in a pool?**
Zero, the pool froze over.
**How many Irishmen can you fit in a pool?**
The real question is how much liquor can you fit in a pool?
**How many North Koreans can you fit in a pool?**
It doesn't matter, they'll never get out.
**How many Israelis can you fit in a pool?**
We lost count. We gave them one pool, and they just took another and another and another...
**How many Sardines can you fit in a pool?**
A lot, you just pack them in like chinese people.
**How many Arabs can you fit in a pool?**
They have water down there?
**How many white people can you fit in a pool?**
Only 1, white people don't share too well.
**How many Germans can you fit in a pool?**
After the first few they just start complaining about each other.
**How many Brazilians can you fit in a pool?**
Wait, how many is a Brazilian again?
**How many Canadians can you fit in a pool?**
I'm sorry, I don't know.
**How many Australians can you fit in a pool?**
Just mind the crocs.
**How many Native Americans can you fit in a pool?**
Depends, do you include burial ground white man build pool over?
All my upvotes to the person who can think up a good cuban version.