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127 arab jokes and hilarious arab puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about arab that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A confluence of cultures can often lead to a delightful mix of humor. In this light, Arab jokes emerge as an engaging way to intersperse our dialogues with laughter. However, it must be noted that humor is at its best when it amplifies mutual respect and understanding, rather than perpetuate stereotypes.

It is this perspective we wish to emphasize in our collection of funny jokes about Arabs. Savor this unique blend of humor that draws from the rich cultural tapestry of the Arab world, offering you an opportunity to laugh and learn simultaneously. Whether at a multicultural gathering or a light-hearted meetup, these jokes can be leveraged with care, harmonizing dialogues with bouts of laughter.

By highlighting Arab culture's richness and vibrancy, these jokes foster a positive sentiment, strengthening connectivity between different society strands. So prepare to embark on an enlightening humor-filled journey that celebrates diversity, all the while respecting the beautiful attributes of Arab culture.

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Funniest Arab Short Jokes

Short arab jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arab humour may include short oil jokes also.

  1. Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.
    1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.
  2. We need to start giving hurricanes Arab names Nobody is going to leave for Irma but if Muhammad was coming the whole country would evacuate
  3. Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first
  4. What do you call a drunk Arab? What do you call a drunk Arab?
    Hammad.
    What do you call a really drunk Arab?
    Mohammad.
  5. I told a good drone joke in arabic It went over american's heads, but it killed in the middle east
  6. There is an Arab boy lost in the grocery store... The manager of the store walks up to the boy and asks "what does your mother look like?" The boy replies " I don't know".
  7. I was walking down the street, when I glanced up and saw this arab guy on the balcony furiously shaking a rug.. So I yelled out to him, "what's the matter, Omar? Won't it start?"
  8. Two Arabs are on a plane. One orders a bottle of Champagne and asks the other "do you want some?".
    The other replies "No thanks, I'll have to drive soon".
  9. A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist.
  10. Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."
    BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."

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Arab One Liners

Which arab one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arab? I can suggest the ones about desert and arab people.

  1. Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11. We would have IX/XI instead
  2. If it weren't for Arabs, we would never have 9/11 Instead it would be IX / XI
  3. If it weren't for Arabs, it wouldn't have been 9/11 It would be IX/XI
  4. Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered.
  5. Thought I heard someone say Hello in Arabic But it was a false Salaam
  6. What would you call a Muscular Arab? A Protein Sheikh
  7. How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying.
  8. Why do Arabs carry sandpaper everywhere? Because they need a map.
  9. what is an Arabic ruler's favorite flavor of potato chips? Sultan vinegar.
  10. A dyslexic arab walks into a bar ouch, says the other arab
  11. What do you call an Arab man who drinks protein supplements? A Protein Sheikh....
  12. Without the Arabs, we wouldn't have 911 We'd have CMXI
  13. What do you call an Arab who owns 5,000 cows A Milk Sheikh.
  14. Who is the strongest Arab in the world? The Protein Sheikh
  15. Snow isnt aproblem in arab countries But isis

Arab Camel Jokes

Here is a list of funny arab camel jokes and even better arab camel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual.
  • What do you call an Arab man who owns both a goat and a camel? Bisexual
  • Camels really dont mind carrying Arabs around They just think they smell like Shiite.
  • What do you call an Arab with his hands up a camels bottom? Mechanic!
  • What does an Arab do after riding his camel? He has a cigarette!
  • What do you call an Arab that has both a camel and a sheep? Bisexual
  • Why Do They Call Camels The Ships Of The Desert? Because of Arab s**... inside of them.
  • (nsfw) An arab man goes to the airport to take a flight - Name?
    - Abdul Al Razhib.
    - s**...?
    - Three to five times a week.
    - No, no, I mean: male or female?
    - Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.
  • Why cant Arabs have s**... Ed and Drivers Ed on the same day? They need to give the camel a break

Arab People Jokes

Here is a list of funny arab people jokes and even better arab people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When can yelling "God is great" to people be a bad thing? When you yell it in Arabic
  • What do you call an Arab who beats people? Ab-Yousif
Arab joke, What do you call an Arab who beats people?

Arab Muslim Jokes

Here is a list of funny arab muslim jokes and even better arab muslim puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?
    Uniball.
    What's a Muslim's favorite pen?
    Arab Bic.
    What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen?
    Pentel.
  • what do you call an arab vegatarian a muslim fondalentalist
  • How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America? He became a Muslim.
Arab joke, How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about arab can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of arab puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Quirky and Hilarious Arab Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about arab you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean arab camel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make arab prank.

An Arab is shaking a carpet on the window.A guy sees from below and asks:

What's wrong with it? Doesn't start?

Interviewing Arab for US visa


Interviewing an arab for a visa

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: s**...?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, d**..., any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast

An Arab man slapped his wife, and she was insulted.

She went to her father and told him, "An eye for an eye. My husband has slapped me, and you must avenge me"
So her father asked, "On which cheek did did he slap you?"
"He slapped my left cheek."
So the father s**... his daughter on the right and said, "Be happy, I have avenged you. You can tell your husband that he has slapped my daughter, but I have slapped his wife"
*Joke borrowed from Les Miserables, written in 1862.*

100 camels

A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you for your woman."
After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale."
The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"
The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get back home.

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery.

But prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case a need arose.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so the call went out.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW motorcycle, diamonds and a substantial sum of money.
A couple of days later, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.
His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another motorcycle, diamonds & money... but you only gave me a thank-you card & a box of Quality Street chocolates."
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".

A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl......

A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his p**..., and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The r**... girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says:
'In America we have so many i**... aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:

Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina.
Consul: s**...?
Arab: Every day.
Consul: Er, I mean, male or female?
Arab: Don't matter, sometimes even Camel.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too.
Consul: Isn't that hostile?
Arab: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: No deer! run too fast.

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

A white man, an arab and an asian walk n**... into a bar...

...the bartender yells "Is this some kind of a joke?"

An Arab student e-mails his dad

Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,
but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser.


The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:

My dear loving son,
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
Love,
your Dad

If you know an Arab, you don't have to steal...

A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.
The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."
The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you dishonest Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."

If I had to rate racist jokes...

I would rate black jokes a 3/5 and arab jokes a 9/11

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Two arab brothers open a hotel

Their names are Amil and Abed.

What do you call a white Arab prince?

A milk sheikh

How is an American teen girl different from an Arab teen girl.

An American teen girl gets s**... *before* she has s**....

So the Jamaican said to the Arab..

"Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?" The Arab replied "Yemen!'

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

They say of rich Arab oil families that the first generation rides in limosines, the second generation drives SUVs, and the third is poor again.

Well that's what happens when you don't keep any Jews around to manage your money.

I once saw an Arab on a flight....

I was kinda shocked when I saw him and looked on him with suspicion. Then he understood what I was thinking and approaching me, he said, "Not all Muslims are terrorists" and we laughed so hard that his grenades fell out of his pocket.

What do you call a masculine Arab?

Protein Sheikh

I went to an Arab-American comedy night

there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. " I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus.. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see someone else's god? "

In 1839 an Arab man made the first c**...

The c**... was made of goat intestines. In 1844, a British scientist revolutionized the c**... by removing the intestines from the goat first

How do you know that Arabs make the best rappers ?

They're always blowing up.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

In a hotel room in London, the room service boy knocks on the door,

And says "here are your Pringles sir" The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing confused. Finally he says, "Wallah Habibi, I said bring girls"

I went to a female Arab boxing match last night.

It was pretty boring, all they threw were high jabs.

The Arabs invented a time machine.

It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century.

An Arabian guy at the airport

- name?
- ahmed al-rhazib.
- s**...?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… i mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes camel.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn't that hostile?
- horse style, d**..., any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza s**..., enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk.

One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, They blow up so fast, don't they?"

English, American and Arab guy bragging in a bar about their large family.

The American says: "I have 4 kids. One more, and I can make a basketball team!"
The English says: "I have 10 kids. One more, and I can make a football ("soccer") team!"
The Arab guy says: "I have 17 wifes. One more, and I can make a golf course!"

I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends?

In an e**....

What does an Arab guy say when he's happy?

- Yemen!
What does an Arab guy say when something upsets him?
- Oman...

Arab work ethic vs Chinese Work ethic...

(in their respective accents...)
Chinese Work Ethic:
If one man can do it,
Then I can do it.
If no man can do it,
Then I MUST do it.
Arab work ethic:
If one man can do it,
Then, let him do it!
If no man can do it,
Then, habibi, how do you expect me to do it?!

What do you call an Arab rapper?

Someone who drops allahu akbars.

An Arab prince acquires a dairy farm

He's known far and wide as the Milk Sheikh

An Arab enters a bar..

Along with 500 passengers and an entire jet

My Arabic s**... doll

blows itself up

Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist.

It would be IX/XI instead.

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait
1. Israel

Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11

It'd be IX/XI

An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arab met over coffee..

...at a convention.
''I am happily married,'' said the Englishman, ''and have 10 children. One more and I shall have my own football team."
''I am happily married,'' said the Welshman ''and have 14 children. One more and I shall have my own Rugby team."
''I am also happily married,'' said the Arab ''and have 17 wives. One more and I shall have my own Golf course.''

Why do Arabs wear buttoned clothes?

Because goats can hear zippers.

An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a h**... statue.

The Jew spits on the statue.
Arab: why did you do that?
Jew: because he killed half my people.
The Arab spits on the statue as well.
Jew: why did you do that?
Arab: because he didn't kill the other half.

Life is like an Arab marriage

You never know what you are gonna get

My dad was from North Dakota. He married an Arab woman...

My name? Yasser Youbetcha.

I hung around this really depressed Arab guy....

...he was really killing Mahmoud

What did the Arab Nations say when Iran blockaded the Strait of Hormuz?

OMAN...

An Arab girl asked me if I wanted a hijab..

I said, Sure. But I don't think that's how it's pronounced .

What does an Arab eat in Mexico?

Inshalladas

What did the Arabic neckbeard name his son?

M'hammad.

An Indian, a p**... and an Arab walk into a bar...

And order drinks. Hey, they can be perfectly secular, too. What did you think is gonna happen, your cis double h**...?

My arab wife left me

She never realized what j**...

Who was the Arab that derived the quadratic formula?

Al Gebra

An arab at airport

An arab at airport:
\- Name?
\- Abdul Al Razhib.
\- s**...?
\- Three to five times a week.
\- No, no, I mean: male or female?
\- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.
\- Holly cow!
\- Yes... cow, dog, even sheep.
\- But isn't that hostile?
\- Horse style, d**..., any style!
\- Oh, dear!
\- No, no... deer run to fast!

What do you call an Arab that's never had s**...?

Hassan Bin Laid

What did the Arab say when he got home from the gym?

Iran

Without arab we wouldn't have 9/11

We would have IX/XI

An Arab student emails his dad:

*An Arab student emails his dad:*
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,
but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser.


*The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:*

My dear loving son,
Twenty million USD have just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
Love,
your Dad

Just saw a couple of Arab princes having a fight.

They were having a Sheik up

Two Arabic women are in a car, who is driving?

Their husband

Arab joke, Two Arabic women are in a car, who is driving?

jokes about arab

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The impact of these arab jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.