Arab Camel Jokes
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A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you for your woman."
After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale."
The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"
The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get back home.
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A devout Muslim entered a cab in London
He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio, because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music, because in the time of the prophet there was no music especially western music, which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab, and opened the door. The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?" The cabbie answered,
"In the time of the prophet, there were no taxis, so get off and wait for a camel!"
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Interviewing Arab for US visa
Interviewing an arab for a visa
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: s**...?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, d**..., any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast
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Why Do They Call Camels The Ships Of The Desert?
Because of Arab s**... inside of them.
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(nsfw) An arab man goes to the airport to take a flight
- Name?
- Abdul Al Razhib.
- s**...?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no, I mean: male or female?
- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.
What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash?
Bisexual.
What do you call an Arab man who owns both a goat and a camel?
Bisexual
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What do you call an Arab with his hands up a camels bottom?
Mechanic!
What does an Arab do after riding his camel?
He has a cigarette!
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