Hilarious Ar15 Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
Putin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air balloon
Putin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air balloon and it's starting to lose altitude. They need to lose some weight to stop from crashing.
Putin throws out a bottle of v**... and says don't worry I've got too much of that in my country anyway
Biden throws out an AR-15 and says don't worry I've got too much of that in my country anyway
Zelensky throws out Putin and says don't worry I've got too much of that in my country anyway and looks at Biden smugly as they c**... anyways due to the massive weight of Zelensky's b**....
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
An 18 year old walks into a bar with an AR-15
He gets kicked out as he is below the drinking age
An 18 year old in America is allowed to buy an AR-15, vote, enlist in the army, buy cigarettes, get a lottery ticket, and die for their country...
...but god FORBID they try to rent a car.
What do Marco Rubio and an AR-15 have in common?
They're both really easy to buy in Florida.
Several years ago, the military upgraded the AR-15 to an AR-18, but quickly abondoned the new weapon.
When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied,
" They Argon."
I think that people who say AR-15 stands for assault rifle are s**....
Armalite?
The pen is mightier than the sword.
That's why school shooters use the ar-15
What did the School Shooter say to the Cashier after he bought his AR15?
It's for Educational Purposes.
Its useful having a muslim friend
He's handy at school when the police are coming and your AR-15 is out of ammo.It's like having a human RC-XD at your disposal.
There was such a relief when our classmate pointed his AR-15 on us.
It was just a robbery.
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