Aqueous Jokes

Following is our collection of hydrophobic humor and solvent one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aqueous puns for adults, dirty oxidants jokes or clean formic gags for kids.

There is an abundance of solution jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on aqueous. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any aquatic witze you can hear about aqueous.

The Best jokes about Aqueous

Wife calls her scientist husband...

"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...
It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."

"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."

My Memory is like a Goldfish.

Like a Goldfish, all my memories start with water in front of my eyes.
Just some aqueous humor for you guys.

What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

I have a joke about fish eyes

But I heard you guys don't like aqueous humour

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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