Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Aqueous Jokes
Wife calls her scientist husband...
"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."
"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"
"Whats that?"
"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...
It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."
"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."
Have you heard about the joke about the inner eye?
It's aqueous humor.
Why did Helen Keller not get the joke about the fishes ?
Because she didn't have aqueous humour
My Memory is like a Goldfish.
Like a Goldfish, all my memories start with water in front of my eyes.
Just some aqueous humor for you guys.
What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?
Aqueous humour.
I have a joke about fish eyes
But I heard you guys don't like aqueous humour
What happens when table salt dissolves in water?
It said on the test paper
It becomes aqueous sodium chloride...
That's a solution!
Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?
They have a good sense of aqueous humor.
