The Best 36 Aquatic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aquatic jokes. There are some aquatic corleone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aquatic mammals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aquatic Jokes and Puns

What aquatic animal can predict the future?


What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique.

...I'll get my coat.

Two aquatic mammals just broke up.

They wanted to sea otter people.

Aquatic joke, Two aquatic mammals just broke up.

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits, and a piano is an instrument.

Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?

It was otter chaos!

What was Hitler's favourite aquatic animal?


Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Aquatic joke, Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

Why will you never see a Mexican and an aquatic mammal in the same acappella group?

You can only have Juan sing or the otter.

Growing up, my dad worked as an aquatic bibliographer

He studied water sources.

What do you call a guy with 4 penises who can breathe underwater?


What do you call a toy with a sown on aquatic appendage?

A doll fin.

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I am thinking of starting a charity to build domains four large aquatic animals.

I'd call it Habitat for Huge Manatees.

What you call a healthy, large aquatic mammal living in a structure that gives access to ground water that is located west of England?

A well Welsh well whale

I work at an aquatic pet store.

I just do my job, but people keep calling me selfish.

The Aquatic Research Fish ponds overflowed last night because of heavy Rain.

it flooded the residential area nearby. A man walked into his back yard the next morning and saw his entire basement was filled with water, and hundreds of fish swimming in his pool. He went in his house and called his insurance company. He told the representative what happened. She replied "Sorry, we don't cover acts of Cod."

Your lifes like a zoo with no aquatic mammals

Cuz it has no porpoise

Aquatic joke, Your lifes like a zoo with no aquatic mammals

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the aquatic center?

Because he took a sheet in the pool.

Why did the ghetto math teacher eat aquatic plants?

He just liked algae, bruh

What do you can an aquatic invertebrate that works for the government?

Anemone of the state.

I went to the zoo today....

only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.

It was otter chaos.

Where did the blue and green ticks meet?

The aquatic centre.


I was thinking about building a campground with a theme of aquatic life.

A vacation for sea lovers and campers alike, to all in-tents and porpoises.

Why are homosexuals single-celled aquatic autotrophs.

It's because they're Al-gae

What do you call an aquatic pleasure trip to Jerusalem?

A cruiseade.

I don't understand aquatic mammals

What's their porpoise

A retired policeman decides to get into aquatic mammal identification.

Whale whale whale, what do we have here then?

Hitler never really killed himself. He transformed into an aquatic mammal-


What do you call a German aquatic mammel?



My wife and I tried so hard to think up names for our lovely newborn child. We wanted something strong in meaning, aquatic and historical... Like Ariel.

We decided on Bold 2-in-1 instead.

I enjoy talking with aquatic pools

They offer in-depth conversations

My girlfriend convinced me that certain aquatic mammals don't exist right before she broke up with me.

She left me in otter disbelief.

What kind of aquatic animal thinks you did a good job?

The seal of approval.

What do you call an aquatic reptile that solves crimes?

An investi-gator.

How much storage does an aquatic computer have?

A trilobite

The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with spade-shaped teeth!

The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.

Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo?

It was otter chaos

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aquatic semiaquatic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aquatic mediterranean piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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