Hilarious Aquatic Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What aquatic animal can predict the future?
Oystadamus
What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?
A boat-ique.
...I'll get my coat.
Two aquatic mammals just broke up.
They wanted to sea otter people.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits, and a piano is an instrument.
Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?
It was otter chaos!
What was h**...'s favourite aquatic animal?
Adolfin.
Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal f**...?
In Wales.
Why will you never see a Mexican and an aquatic mammal in the same acappella group?
You can only have Juan sing or the otter.
Growing up, my dad worked as an aquatic bibliographer
He studied water sources.
What do you call a guy with 4 p**... who can breathe underwater?
Aquatic.
What do you call a toy with a sown on aquatic appendage?
A doll fin.
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I am thinking of starting a charity to build domains four large aquatic animals.
I'd call it Habitat for Huge Manatees.
What you call a healthy, large aquatic mammal living in a structure that gives access to ground water that is located west of England?
A well Welsh well whale
I work at an aquatic pet store.
I just do my job, but people keep calling me selfish.
The Aquatic Research Fish ponds overflowed last night because of heavy Rain.
it flooded the residential area nearby. A man walked into his back yard the next morning and saw his entire basement was filled with water, and hundreds of fish swimming in his pool. He went in his house and called his insurance company. He told the representative what happened. She replied "Sorry, we don't cover acts of Cod."
Your lifes like a zoo with no aquatic mammals
Cuz it has no porpoise
Why did the ghost get kicked out of the aquatic center?
Because he took a sheet in the pool.
Why did the ghetto math teacher eat aquatic plants?
He just liked algae, bruh
What do you can an aquatic invertebrate that works for the government?
Anemone of the state.
I went to the zoo today....
only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.
It was otter chaos.
Where did the blue and green ticks meet?
The aquatic centre.
Sorry.
I was thinking about building a campground with a theme of aquatic life.
A vacation for sea lovers and campers alike, to all in-tents and porpoises.
Why are homosexuals single-celled aquatic autotrophs.
It's because they're Al-g**...
What do you call an aquatic pleasure trip to Jerusalem?
A cruiseade.
I don't understand aquatic mammals
What's their porpoise
A retired policeman decides to get into aquatic mammal identification.
Whale whale whale, what do we have here then?
h**... never really killed himself. He transformed into an aquatic mammal-
-a-dolph-in
What do you call a German aquatic mammel?
Adolphin
Ariel
My wife and I tried so hard to think up names for our lovely newborn child. We wanted something strong in meaning, aquatic and historical... Like Ariel.
We decided on Bold 2-in-1 instead.
I enjoy talking with aquatic pools
They offer in-depth conversations
My girlfriend convinced me that certain aquatic mammals don't exist right before she broke up with me.
She left me in otter disbelief.
What kind of aquatic animal thinks you did a good job?
The seal of approval.
What do you call an aquatic reptile that solves crimes?
An investi-gator.
How much storage does an aquatic computer have?
A trilobite
The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with s**...-shaped teeth!
The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo?
It was otter chaos
What do you call a fascist aquatic mammal?
Adolphin.
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped.
It was otter chaos.
I was at the zoo's aquatic exhibit, staring at the lone dolphin and pondering that I couldn't remember what noise they make.
Then it clicked.
TIL there's a scientific term for aquatic mammals losing their fur through evolution
It's called Whale Pattern Baldness.
Diving
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he was not wearing a scuba gear.
The diver went below another 20 ft but the guy joined him a few minutes later.
The diver went below 25 ft, but minutes later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote, "How the h**... are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'M DROWNING s**...".
