Aquatic Jokes

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The Best jokes about Aquatic

What was Hitler's favourite aquatic animal?


Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

What kind of aquatic animal thinks you did a good job?

The seal of approval.

A diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level when he noticed a guy atο»Ώ the same depth, but with no scuba gear whatsoever.

The diver went below another 20 feet, andο»Ώ the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went below 25 feet, and minutes later, theο»Ώ same guy joined him.

This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard set and wrote, "How the ο»Ώhell are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"

The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and scrawled, "I'm ο»Ώdrowning, you moron!"

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique.

...I'll get my coat.

My girlfriend convinced me that certain aquatic mammals don't exist right before she broke up with me.

She left me in otter disbelief.

How much storage does an aquatic computer have?

A trilobite

Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?

It was otter chaos!

The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with spade-shaped teeth!

The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.

Hitler never really killed himself. He transformed into an aquatic mammal-


What do you call an aquatic reptile that solves crimes?

An investi-gator.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the aquatic center?

Because he took a sheet in the pool.

What do you call an aquatic pleasure trip to Jerusalem?

A cruiseade.

I was thinking about building a campground with a theme of aquatic life.

A vacation for sea lovers and campers alike, to all in-tents and porpoises.

A retired policeman decides to get into aquatic mammal identification.

Whale whale whale, what do we have here then?

I went to the zoo today....

only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.

It was otter chaos.

The Aquatic Research Fish ponds overflowed last night because of heavy Rain.

it flooded the residential area nearby. A man walked into his back yard the next morning and saw his entire basement was filled with water, and hundreds of fish swimming in his pool. He went in his house and called his insurance company. He told the representative what happened. She replied "Sorry, we don't cover acts of Cod."

Your lifes like a zoo with no aquatic mammals

Cuz it has no porpoise

I don't understand aquatic mammals

What's their porpoise

I work at an aquatic pet store.

I just do my job, but people keep calling me selfish.

What you call a healthy, large aquatic mammal living in a structure that gives access to ground water that is located west of England?

A well Welsh well whale

What do you call a toy with a sown on aquatic appendage?

A doll fin.

What do you call a guy with 4 penises who can breathe underwater?


What do you can an aquatic invertebrate that works for the government?

Anemone of the state.

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits, and a piano is an instrument.

What aquatic animal can predict the future?


Where did the blue and green ticks meet?

The aquatic centre.


Why did the ghetto math teacher eat aquatic plants?

He just liked algae, bruh

I enjoy talking with aquatic pools

They offer in-depth conversations

Why will you never see a Mexican and an aquatic mammal in the same acappella group?

You can only have Juan sing or the otter.

Two aquatic mammals just broke up.

They wanted to sea otter people.

What do you call a German aquatic mammel?



My wife and I tried so hard to think up names for our lovely newborn child. We wanted something strong in meaning, aquatic and historical... Like Ariel.

We decided on Bold 2-in-1 instead.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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