Aquatic Jokes

53 aquatic jokes and hilarious aquatic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aquatic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with these hilarious aquatic jokes! Filled with puns, jokes and more about aquatic animals, aquatic science, gills and the ability to swim - even mermaids! Don't miss out on these awesome ocean jokes!

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Funniest Aquatic Short Jokes

Short aquatic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aquatic humour may include short underwater jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend convinced me that certain aquatic mammals don't exist right before she broke up with me. She left me in otter disbelief.
  2. I was at the zoo's aquatic exhibit, staring at the lone dolphin and pondering that I couldn't remember what noise they make. Then it clicked.
  3. TIL there's a scientific term for aquatic mammals losing their fur through evolution It's called Whale Pattern Baldness.
  4. I was thinking about building a campground with a theme of aquatic life. A vacation for sea lovers and campers alike, to all in-tents and porpoises.
  5. Why did the ghost get kicked out of the aquatic center? Because he took a sheet in the pool.
  6. A retired policeman decides to get into aquatic mammal identification. Whale whale whale, what do we have here then?
  7. I went to the zoo today.... only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.
    It was otter chaos.
  8. It's great working with pools and other aquatics Because now I can make all of your wet dreams come true
  9. What do you can an aquatic invertebrate that works for the government? Anemone of the state.
  10. What you call a healthy, large aquatic mammal living in a structure that gives access to ground water that is located west of England? A well Welsh well whale

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Aquatic One Liners

Which aquatic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aquatic? I can suggest the ones about amphibian and aquarium.

  1. Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.
  2. What kind of aquatic animal thinks you did a good job? The seal of approval.
  3. What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels? A boat-ique.
    ...I'll get my coat.
  4. What do you call a fascist aquatic mammal? Adolphin.
  5. How much storage does an aquatic computer have? A trilobite
  6. Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos!
  7. What do you call an aquatic reptile that solves crimes? An investi-gator.
  8. Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos
  9. What do you call an aquatic pleasure trip to Jerusalem? A cruiseade.
  10. I don't understand aquatic mammals What's their porpoise
  11. Your lifes like a zoo with no aquatic mammals Cuz it has no porpoise
  12. I work at an aquatic pet store. I just do my job, but people keep calling me selfish.
  13. What do you call a toy with a sown on aquatic appendage? A doll fin.
  14. I enjoy talking with aquatic pools They offer in-depth conversations
  15. Where did the blue and green ticks meet? The aquatic centre.

Aquatic Animal Jokes

Here is a list of funny aquatic animal jokes and even better aquatic animal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What aquatic animal can predict the future? Oystadamus
  • I am thinking of starting a charity to build domains four large aquatic animals. I'd call it Habitat for Huge Manatees.
  • What do you call a workplace for an aquatic animal? An of-fish
  • What do you call a fat person making fun of a lazy, semi-aquatic, African animal? Hippo-Critical
  • What was h**...'s favourite aquatic animal? Adolfin.
  • What's h**...'s favorite aquatic animal? A dolphin
Aquatic joke, What's h**...'s favorite aquatic animal?

Hilarious Aquatic Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about aquatic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean submerged jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aquatic pranks.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal f**...?

In Wales.


One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he was not wearing a scuba gear.
The diver went below another 20 ft but the guy joined him a few minutes later.
The diver went below 25 ft, but minutes later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote, "How the h**... are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'M DROWNING s**...".

The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with s**...-shaped teeth!

The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.

h**... never really killed himself. He transformed into an aquatic mammal-


The Aquatic Research Fish ponds overflowed last night because of heavy Rain.

it flooded the residential area nearby. A man walked into his back yard the next morning and saw his entire basement was filled with water, and hundreds of fish swimming in his pool. He went in his house and called his insurance company. He told the representative what happened. She replied "Sorry, we don't cover acts of Cod."

What do you call a guy with 4 p**... who can breathe underwater?


Why did the ghetto math teacher eat aquatic plants?

He just liked algae, bruh

Aquatic joke, Why did the ghetto math teacher eat aquatic plants?

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