Aquarium Jokes

Funniest Aquarium Short Jokes

Short aquarium jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aquarium humour may include short fish tank jokes also.

1. I took my kids to the aquarium. "If you get really close to the glass maybe the whale will talk to you!" I suggested to my son.
   "Grow up," said the woman behind the ticket booth.
2. I recently read that it's beneficial to your mental well being to share your bed with your pets... ... but in hindsight, I probably should have left them in the aquarium.
3. I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
4. My Japanese carp recently got a new aquarium, but they're hiding in rocks and not coming out so much. They're acting a bit koi.
5. Have you ever had the feeling to push someone into a shark tank at an aquarium? Anyways, I lost my job as a shark trainer today.
6. I went in to a pet shop. I said, Can I buy a goldfish?
   The guy said, Do you want an aquarium?
   I said, "I don't care what astrological sign it is."
7. At the entrance to the aquarium there was a sign that said "No dogs". I thought, "What sort of aquarium *does* have dogs?"
8. My wife said you're a pisces, you live outside of the box I told her no, I live outside of the aquarium. She didn't laugh :(
9. I clean my kids' aquariums but they don't appreciate it... It's a case of tanks but no thanks.
10. A man once came across an armoured aquarium. He said to himself, "This thing's built like a tank."

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Aquarium One Liners

Which aquarium one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aquarium? I can suggest the ones about aquatic and ocean.

1. I kept asking the aquarium owner about the walking fish. He said 'you axolotl questions!'
2. I'm really glad I finally got a saltwater aquarium It really tide the room together
3. How do you make an aquarium sound better? You tuna fish
4. Aquarium decorations on clearance! Sorry, no reef funds.
5. I caught my first fish today! Unfortunately, i got kicked out of the aquarium.
6. A sea lion escaped from the Atlanta Aquarium... I heard they had to re-seal the tank...
7. How do you get fish for an aquarium? You acquire 'em.
8. What do you call an aquarium filled with liquid nitrogen? Oxygen defishent.
9. What is Rick Grimes' favorite exhibit at the aquarium? Coraaaaaaaal
10. Me: The place with more tanks? My GF: IDK, a war?
    Me: An aquarium
11. How do you make dolphins happy in aquariums? By giving them Endor-fins!
12. My aquarium is missing quite a few parts #nofilter
13. "This sushi is terrible." "Sir, this is an aquarium."
14. Why did the philosopher go to the aquarium? To find his porpoise...
15. I never get bored at my aquarium job... It keeps me octopi-ed

Aquarium Fish Jokes

Here is a list of funny aquarium fish jokes and even better aquarium fish puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So if a place to view birds is an Aviary, and a place to view fish is a aquarium, where do you view pigs? Congress
• What do you call an aquarium that has only one kind of fish? The Aquarium of the Specific
• What do you call aquarium with two male betta fish? Betta royale.
• Dad: Don't worry about her, son, there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Son: Dad, we're goldfish. We live in an aquarium.
• Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium? He was sleeping with the fishes.
• Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
• What did the new fish say to the old fish as it was added to the aquarium? Take me to your feeder.
• What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium? WATER YOU DOING
• I put coffee in my aquarium filter. The water wasn't any cleaner, but the fish swam REALLY FAST.

Uproarious Aquarium Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about aquarium you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean animal zoo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aquarium pranks.