Aquaman Jokes

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For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero?

Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.

If Liam Neeson played Aquaman

"I've got a particular set of gills"

How is a bankruptcy clearance sale similar to Aquaman going to an undersea cinema with his girlfriend?

They're both liquidating.

How does Aquaman get his news?

He streams it on SeaNN.

Woah, is Aquaman running after your gardener?

No, he's Jason Mamoa

Iron Man never got along with Aquaman.

He has rust issues

What did Aquaman say to Mera when she got new shoes

Water those

Aquaman joke, What did Aquaman say to Mera when she got new shoes

I think Jason Momoa looks terrible as Aquaman...

...they should have chosen someone who looks more finnish.

What martial art Aquaman learnt in Atlantis?

Crab MagΓ‘

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther

At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.

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Why did they have to call Aquaman Aquaman

Because they couldn't call him s**...

AquaMan + Alcohol

Q: Why does AquaMan drink?

A: He's an Ethyl MerMan.

What does Aquaman style his hair with?

BP Oil

What do you call Aquaman fighting crime in Antartica?


Aquaman's mom

What does Aquaman say before b**... his mom?

''Incestuous s**...!''

Aquaman joke, Aquaman's mom

Asked my friend to come get drinks but he said he was going to go see Aquaman with his girl

Sounds fishy...

Aquaman was not a good experience for me.

I forgot to bring my swimming goggles.

What do you call a waterboy once he turns 18?


What do Aquaman and money market investors have in common?

They prefer liquid environments.

They should make a prequel to the new Aquaman movie and call it....

The Waterboy.

Anyone excited for the Aquaman movie? It might be my favorite sequel ever.

The Waterboy was hilarious.

Who's Son of a beach?


β€ͺDon't you wish Aquaman was black

β€ͺIt would give a reasonable explanation why he is always under water‬

Would Ariel and aquaman be a good couple

Nah she would just be a beach

Did you guys see who they cast as the villain in the upcoming aquaman movie?

They finally got a black manta play him

Aquaman joke, Did you guys see who they cast as the villain in the upcoming aquaman movie?

How does Aquaman calm himself down?

With 2 Hydros and an Oxy.

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