Aquaman Jokes
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Funniest Aquaman Short Jokes
Short aquaman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aquaman humour may include short remake jokes also.
- For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero? Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
- How is a bankruptcy clearance sale similar to Aquaman going to an undersea cinema with his girlfriend? They're both liquidating.
- I think Jason Momoa looks terrible as Aquaman... ...they should have chosen someone who looks more finnish.
- Asked my friend to come get drinks but he said he was going to go see Aquaman with his girl Sounds fishy...
- What do Aquaman and money market investors have in common? They prefer liquid environments.
- They should make a prequel to the new Aquaman movie and call it.... The Waterboy.
- Anyone excited for the Aquaman movie? It might be my favorite sequel ever. The Waterboy was hilarious.
- Who's Son of a beach? Aquaman.
- Don't you wish Aquaman was black It would give a reasonable explanation why he is always under water
- Would Ariel and aquaman be a good couple Nah she would just be a beach
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Aquaman One Liners
Which aquaman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aquaman? I can suggest the ones about films and roles.
- If Liam Neeson played Aquaman "I've got a particular set of gills"
- How does Aquaman get his news? He streams it on SeaNN.
- Woah, is Aquaman running after your gardener? No, he's Jason Mamoa
- Iron Man never got along with Aquaman. He has rust issues
- What did Aquaman say to Mera when she got new shoes Water those
- What's Aquaman's favorite Girl Scout cookie? Jason samoas
- What martial art Aquaman learnt in Atlantis? Crab Magá
- Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel? Because he was hydra-phobic.
- AquaMan + Alcohol Q: Why does AquaMan drink?
A: He's an Ethyl MerMan. - Why was Aquaman's wife in a bad mood? She was going through minnow-pause
- What do you call Aquaman fighting crime in Antartica? Justice
- What does Aquaman style his hair with? BP Oil
- What was Aquaman's first job growing up? PoolBoy
- Aquaman was not a good experience for me. I forgot to bring my swimming goggles.
- What do you call a waterboy once he turns 18? Aquaman
Cheerful Fun Aquaman Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about aquaman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marvel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aquaman pranks.
Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther
At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.
Why did they have to call Aquaman Aquaman
Because they couldn't call him s**...
Aquaman's mom
What does Aquaman say before b**... his mom?
''Incestuous s**...!''
