Cheerful Fun Aquaman Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero?
Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
If Liam Neeson played Aquaman
"I've got a particular set of gills"
How is a bankruptcy clearance sale similar to Aquaman going to an undersea cinema with his girlfriend?
They're both liquidating.
How does Aquaman get his news?
He streams it on SeaNN.
Woah, is Aquaman running after your gardener?
No, he's Jason Mamoa
Iron Man never got along with Aquaman.
He has rust issues
What did Aquaman say to Mera when she got new shoes
Water those
I think Jason Momoa looks terrible as Aquaman...
...they should have chosen someone who looks more finnish.
What martial art Aquaman learnt in Atlantis?
Crab Magá
Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther
At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.
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Why did they have to call Aquaman Aquaman
Because they couldn't call him s**...
AquaMan + Alcohol
Q: Why does AquaMan drink?
A: He's an Ethyl MerMan.
What does Aquaman style his hair with?
BP Oil
What do you call Aquaman fighting crime in Antartica?
Justice
Aquaman's mom
What does Aquaman say before b**... his mom?
''Incestuous s**...!''
Asked my friend to come get drinks but he said he was going to go see Aquaman with his girl
Sounds fishy...
Aquaman was not a good experience for me.
I forgot to bring my swimming goggles.
What do you call a waterboy once he turns 18?
Aquaman
What do Aquaman and money market investors have in common?
They prefer liquid environments.
They should make a prequel to the new Aquaman movie and call it....
The Waterboy.
Anyone excited for the Aquaman movie? It might be my favorite sequel ever.
The Waterboy was hilarious.
Who's Son of a beach?
Aquaman.
Don't you wish Aquaman was black
It would give a reasonable explanation why he is always under water
Would Ariel and aquaman be a good couple
Nah she would just be a beach
Did you guys see who they cast as the villain in the upcoming aquaman movie?
They finally got a black manta play him
How does Aquaman calm himself down?
With 2 Hydros and an Oxy.
