Aqua Jokes

Following is our collection of blue humor and aquatic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aqua puns for adults, dirty agua jokes or clean parka gags for kids.

There is an abundance of blueish jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 17 funniest jokes on aqua. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any cyan witze you can hear about aqua.

The Best jokes about Aqua

How does Aquaman get his news?

He streams it on SeaNN.

What did Aquaman say to Mera when she got new shoes

Water those


Dude I: How do know if a fish is male or female?

Dude II: I don't know. How?

Dude I: Well, you take some bread and feed the fishes a little bit... and if she ate it, then it's a female, and if he ate it, then it's a male.

The Aquatic Research Fish ponds overflowed last night because of heavy Rain.

it flooded the residential area nearby. A man walked into his back yard the next morning and saw his entire basement was filled with water, and hundreds of fish swimming in his pool. He went in his house and called his insurance company. He told the representative what happened. She replied "Sorry, we don't cover acts of Cod."

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

AquaMan + Alcohol

Q: Why does AquaMan drink?

A: He's an Ethyl MerMan.

What does Aquaman style his hair with?

BP Oil

What do you can an aquatic invertebrate that works for the government?

Anemone of the state.

My aquarium is missing quite a few parts


I must be Aqua Regia

I never seem to have Gold.

What aquatic animal can predict the future?


Aquaman was not a good experience for me.

I forgot to bring my swimming goggles.

If Jesus and Aqua man got into a fight

I bet Jesus would walk all over him.

Two aquatic mammals just broke up.

They wanted to sea otter people.

What do Aquaman and money market investors have in common?

They prefer liquid environments.

β€ͺDon't you wish Aquaman was black

β€ͺIt would give a reasonable explanation why he is always under water‬

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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