Aqua Jokes

These Aqua Jokes will make you laugh out loud – from aqua net puns to jokes about poncho-wearing aqua aerobics classes. Get ready for a flood of laugh-out-loud jokes about the colours pink and blue!

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Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped.

It was otter chaos.

I kept asking the aquarium owner about the walking fish.

He said 'you axolotl questions!'

I was at the zoo's aquatic exhibit, staring at the lone dolphin and pondering that I couldn't remember what noise they make.

Then it clicked.

Aquarium decorations on clearance!

Sorry, no reef funds.

How does Aquaman get his news?

He streams it on SeaNN.

What did Aquaman say to Mera when she got new shoes

Water those

Aquarium

Dude I: How do know if a fish is male or female?

Dude II: I don't know. How?

Dude I: Well, you take some bread and feed the fishes a little bit... and if she ate it, then it's a female, and if he ate it, then it's a male.

Aqua joke, Aquarium

The Aquatic Research Fish ponds overflowed last night because of heavy Rain.

it flooded the residential area nearby. A man walked into his back yard the next morning and saw his entire basement was filled with water, and hundreds of fish swimming in his pool. He went in his house and called his insurance company. He told the representative what happened. She replied "Sorry, we don't cover acts of Cod."

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

AquaMan + Alcohol

Q: Why does AquaMan drink?

A: He's an Ethyl MerMan.

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My aquarium is missing quite a few parts

#nofilter

What do you can an aquatic invertebrate that works for the government?

Anemone of the state.

What does Aquaman style his hair with?

BP Oil

I must be Aqua Regia

I never seem to have Gold.

Two aquatic mammals just broke up.

They wanted to sea otter people.

Aqua joke, Two aquatic mammals just broke up.

What aquatic animal can predict the future?

Oystadamus

Aquaman was not a good experience for me.

I forgot to bring my swimming goggles.

What do Aquaman and money market investors have in common?

They prefer liquid environments.

‪Don't you wish Aquaman was black

‪It would give a reasonable explanation why he is always under water‬

How does Aquaman calm himself down?

With 2 Hydros and an Oxy.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Aqua Regia: The New Fragrance

Feel the burning of desire.

What happens when an aquarium leaks into a zoo?

It becomes OTTER PANDA-monium

If Jesus and Aqua man got into a fight

I bet Jesus would walk all over him.

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