The Best 22 Aqua Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aqua jokes. There are some aqua aquatic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aqua parka puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aqua Jokes and Puns

I kept asking the aquarium owner about the walking fish.

He said 'you axolotl questions!'

How does Aquaman get his news?

He streams it on SeaNN.

What did Aquaman say to Mera when she got new shoes

Water those

Aqua joke, What did Aquaman say to Mera when she got new shoes


Dude I: How do know if a fish is male or female?

Dude II: I don't know. How?

Dude I: Well, you take some bread and feed the fishes a little bit... and if she ate it, then it's a female, and if he ate it, then it's a male.

The Aquatic Research Fish ponds overflowed last night because of heavy Rain.

it flooded the residential area nearby. A man walked into his back yard the next morning and saw his entire basement was filled with water, and hundreds of fish swimming in his pool. He went in his house and called his insurance company. He told the representative what happened. She replied "Sorry, we don't cover acts of Cod."

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Aqua joke, Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

AquaMan + Alcohol

Q: Why does AquaMan drink?

A: He's an Ethyl MerMan.

What do you can an aquatic invertebrate that works for the government?

Anemone of the state.

What does Aquaman style his hair with?

BP Oil

My aquarium is missing quite a few parts


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I must be Aqua Regia

I never seem to have Gold.

What aquatic animal can predict the future?


Aquaman was not a good experience for me.

I forgot to bring my swimming goggles.

What do Aquaman and money market investors have in common?

They prefer liquid environments.

β€ͺDon't you wish Aquaman was black

β€ͺIt would give a reasonable explanation why he is always under water‬

Aqua joke, β€ͺDon't you wish Aquaman was black

How does Aquaman calm himself down?

With 2 Hydros and an Oxy.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Aqua Regia: The New Fragrance

Feel the burning of desire.

What happens when an aquarium leaks into a zoo?

It becomes OTTER PANDA-monium

If Jesus and Aqua man got into a fight

I bet Jesus would walk all over him.

Two aquatic mammals just broke up.

They wanted to sea otter people.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aqua blueish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aqua cyan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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