apt Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious apt puns

I think Debian Linux....

.... has a very `apt` package manager.


Sod's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Moore's law: The complexity of integrated circuits doubles every 24 months.

Campbell's law: The more any quantitative social indicator is used for social decision making, the more subject it will be to corruption pressures and the more apt it will be to distort and corrupt the social processes it is intended to monitor.

Cole's law: A salad dish of shredded raw cabbage, carrots, and other vegetables mixed with mayonnaise.


The comments about Mitch McConnell looking like a turtle without a shell are particularly apt...

since he's clearly missing his spine.


Colleague said "I used to be the most fashionable chick in my batch in college!"

To which "What changed after college?" Is not the apt reply.


What is an apt gift for a female porn star that collects vintage comic books?

An issue of *Giant Sized Man-Thing*


Best one I know, and quite apt this time of year! :D

Americans think they have Freedom!


I met a realtor who didn't know the abbreviation for 'apartment'.

I thought, that's apt


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