Apron Jokes

Make your barbecue parties even more enjoyable with these hilarious apron jokes! From comical quotes to ridiculous puns, these apron jokes will surely have your guests roaring with laughter. Get ready to hang your robe on the clothesline and replace your tablecloth with laughter!

Witty Apron Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

I was having trouble dating but a girl finally asked me if I wanted to get coffee today.

Sure she was wearing an apron and standing behind a register but still, my pick up game is getting better.

A YouTuber becomes a doctor...

This surgery is sponsored by Blue Apron!

I got banned from Home Depot today

A man in an orange apron walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in!

Some chump in an orange apron in B&Q just asked me if I wanted decking...

Fortunately I got the first punch in.

Whats so free about the Freemasons?

You have to lift the apron to find out

My Boss: You're fired.

Me: *turns in apron and menu*

My Boss: You're a cop where did you get those

My friend is upset because her boyfriend won't eat out anymore since they got a meal delivery service.

She says she's going to try putting a blue apron sticker on her box and see what happens.

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