The Best 7 Apron Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apron jokes. There are some apron caster jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apron bib puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Apron Jokes and Puns

I was having trouble dating but a girl finally asked me if I wanted to get coffee today.

Sure she was wearing an apron and standing behind a register but still, my pick up game is getting better.

A YouTuber becomes a doctor...

This surgery is sponsored by Blue Apron!

I got banned from Home Depot today

A man in an orange apron walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in!

Some chump in an orange apron in B&Q just asked me if I wanted decking...

Fortunately I got the first punch in.

Whats so free about the Freemasons?

You have to lift the apron to find out


My Boss: You're fired.

Me: *turns in apron and menu*

My Boss: You're a cop where did you get those

My friend is upset because her boyfriend won't eat out anymore since they got a meal delivery service.

She says she's going to try putting a blue apron sticker on her box and see what happens.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apron jacket jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working apron vera piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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