Witty Apron Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
I was having trouble dating but a girl finally asked me if I wanted to get coffee today.
Sure she was wearing an apron and standing behind a register but still, my pick up game is getting better.
A YouTuber becomes a doctor...
This surgery is sponsored by Blue Apron!
I got banned from Home Depot today
A man in an orange apron walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in!
Some chump in an orange apron in B&Q just asked me if I wanted decking...
Fortunately I got the first punch in.
Whats so free about the Freemasons?
You have to lift the apron to find out
My Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in apron and menu*
My Boss: You're a cop where did you get those
My friend is upset because her boyfriend won't eat out anymore since they got a meal delivery service.
She says she's going to try putting a blue apron sticker on her box and see what happens.
