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There is an abundance of april fools day jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 66 funniest jokes on april. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any april fools witze you can hear about april.
Upon hearing the news the mother breaks down in tears and, shakily, makes her way into the basement.
When they get there, the woman cannot see the father's corpse.
The little girl then exclaims "April fools! Daddy did it in the garage"
April, fools
but April identifying as January is crossing the line.
Genocide
April, fools
Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people
No, but April may.
She: "I cheated on you"
He: "Me too"
She: "April, 1"
He: "March, 20"
And my wife's still pregnant...
His aide said, "So what do think are some good ways to prevent it?"
Trump replied, "Prevent it?"
April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.
..April fools!"
Billy, what's wrong son?
Dad hanged himself in the attic! replied Billy, "eyes in tears".
The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.
As she gets up to the attic she notices that nothing is there and little Billy started giggling...
HaHaHa! April fool's mommy!!!
He hanged himself in the basement!
Pilgrims.
What do Pilgrims bring?
Smallpox
^^April ^^fools
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
Because the wall I share with my lesbian neighbors is real thin.
The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:
Where were you on the night of October to April?
A little boy runs to his mum crying: "Mum, Mum", he screams, "Father hanged himself!"
"Where is he hanging?", his mum asks.
"In the attic!", the boy says.
So the mum and her son go to the attic but nobody's there.
"But he isn't there", says the mum in relief.
Then her son says: "April Fool! He's hanging in the basement!"
Jesus! I thought you were dead!
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I've grown bigger ever since
He had just come through a 31-day March.
April showers bring Mayflowers.
'Who's there'
'Okay Google'
'Okay Google, who?'
'Sorry I didn't catch that'
'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?'
'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. '
No. But April May
April Fools!
April, Fools.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"
"April Fools....sign here."
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Written by my twelve-year-old brother:
Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
A: Separatists and small pox.
...but Mayflowers bring smallpox.
I have no words to say how angry I am.
girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
...and one night his mom tells him "If you pray extra hard tonight God will allow you see in the morning."
So little Billy prayed his heart out before going to sleep that night. The next morning he opened his eyes and to his surprise he screamed out.
"Mommy I still can't see!"
"I know son, April fools."
The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
Pilgrims!
Credit to my 5yo daughter who just told me that one. She can't read so I'm relatively sure she didn't find it here.
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)
was a fun thing to say back in April
...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.
Roses are red April is grey, but in a few days it's gonna be May.
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired.
Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
A: It becomes daytrogen.
Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the Ark Hives!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: What is it called when you kill a friend?
A: Homiecide
"Fish tanks are stupid!"
"Why?"
"Fish don't even have any militaries!"
I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.
....but that's fine, my life is already a joke.
Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.
April fools I love you all
April Fools
He simply forgot to say 2021.
A young Indian boy was curious about how he got his name. He asked the chief, "Chief, how do we get our names?"
The Chief answers him, "We give names by what is outside of the teepee during ones birth.
"When your mom was born, it was a beautiful April day, so we named her BlueSky.
"After your dad's birth we were greeted by a majestic deer, so we named him WhiteTail."
The chief looked at the boy a little puzzled,
"Why do you ask BearFuckingBear?"
Sup ya'll! I've translated some dark Romanian jokes about a girl named Alinuta. Any other Romanians who know more please share!
-Brother: Mom, Alinuta hung herself in the basement!
Mom goes and looks to find nothing.
Mom: She's not there.
Brother: April fools! She's in the attic!
-While Alinuta's brother is watching tv, she quickly moves passed the screen.
Brother: Hey! Get out of the way!
Alinuta again moves passed the screen, blocking her brothers view for a second.
Bother: Stop getting in the way!
Alinuta moves across the room again, blocking his screen.
Infuriated with his sister blocking his TV, Alinuta's brother calls their mom to resolve the problem.
Brother: I want to watch TV but Alinuta keeps moving in front of the screen.
Mom: oh it's cause she hung herself.
-"Alinuta stop playing with the scissors! You're going to spill your fingers on the floor again!"
(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)
"How's my wife? How's my baby?"
"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."
(Man starts crying)
"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)
(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)
"The fact is your wife died as well."
She fell for it.
Because it brings Mayflowers.
April fools *sob*
The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.
"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.
"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"
The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.
"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.
"April fool's!"
"Oh than-"
"He hanged himself in the loft."
Just kidding. I am not at the gas station right now. April Fuels
YODA: March April may, June.
*mom rushes to the living room*
Kid: Haha! April fools! He did it in the attic!
Wife: me too
Me: first april...
Wife: 8th october
April Fools
Now go pay your rent.
... he says "Wow this is a really elaborate April fool's joke".
Still no matches.
...sadly she didn't fall for it.
Pilgrims
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.