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A: Separatists and small pox.
April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.
She fell for it.
...and one night his mom tells him "If you pray extra hard tonight God will allow you see in the morning."
So little Billy prayed his heart out before going to sleep that night. The next morning he opened his eyes and to his surprise he screamed out.
"Mommy I still can't see!"
"I know son, April fools."
I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.
Pilgrims.
What do Pilgrims bring?
Smallpox
No, but April may.
A young Indian boy was curious about how he got his name. He asked the chief, "Chief, how do we get our names?"
The Chief answers him, "We give names by what is outside of the teepee during ones birth.
"When your mom was born, it was a beautiful April day, so we named her BlueSky.
"After your dad's birth we were greeted by a majestic deer, so we named him WhiteTail."
The chief looked at the boy a little puzzled,
"Why do you ask BearFuckingBear?"
The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.
"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.
"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"
The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.
"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.
"April fool's!"
"Oh than-"
"He hanged himself in the loft."
No. But April May
Genocide
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Just kidding. I am not at the gas station right now. April Fuels
April Fools
Because it brings Mayflowers.
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired.
Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
A: It becomes daytrogen.
Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the Ark Hives!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: What is it called when you kill a friend?
A: Homiecide
"Fish tanks are stupid!"
"Why?"
"Fish don't even have any militaries!"
...but Mayflowers bring smallpox.
April fools *sob*
April, fools
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
..April fools!"
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
A little boy runs to his mum crying: "Mum, Mum", he screams, "Father hanged himself!"
"Where is he hanging?", his mum asks.
"In the attic!", the boy says.
So the mum and her son go to the attic but nobody's there.
"But he isn't there", says the mum in relief.
Then her son says: "April Fool! He's hanging in the basement!"
'Who's there'
'Okay Google'
'Okay Google, who?'
'Sorry I didn't catch that'
'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?'
'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. '
April Fools!
April, fools
He had just come through a 31-day March.
His aide said, "So what do think are some good ways to prevent it?"
Trump replied, "Prevent it?"
"THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"
"April Fools....sign here."
(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)
"How's my wife? How's my baby?"
"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."
(Man starts crying)
"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)
(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)
"The fact is your wife died as well."
....but that's fine, my life is already a joke.
And my wife's still pregnant...
Billy, what's wrong son?
Dad hanged himself in the attic! replied Billy, "eyes in tears".
The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.
As she gets up to the attic she notices that nothing is there and little Billy started giggling...
HaHaHa! April fool's mommy!!!
He hanged himself in the basement!
She: "I cheated on you"
He: "Me too"
She: "April, 1"
He: "March, 20"
YODA: March April may, June.
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)
April, Fools.
...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.
*mom rushes to the living room*
Kid: Haha! April fools! He did it in the attic!
Still no matches.
^^April ^^fools
April Fools
Now go pay your rent.
I have no words to say how angry I am.
Jesus! I thought you were dead!
but April identifying as January is crossing the line.
Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people
Because the wall I share with my lesbian neighbors is real thin.
April showers bring Mayflowers.
The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:
Where were you on the night of October to April?
Wife: me too
Me: first april...
Wife: 8th october
Pilgrims!
Credit to my 5yo daughter who just told me that one. She can't read so I'm relatively sure she didn't find it here.
but don't worry guys International Men's Day is coming April 1st.
girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
April fools I love you all
Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
Roses are red April is grey, but in a few days it's gonna be May.
He simply forgot to say 2021.
Pilgrims
Because April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring white men.
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I've grown bigger ever since
Upon hearing the news the mother breaks down in tears and, shakily, makes her way into the basement.
When they get there, the woman cannot see the father's corpse.
The little girl then exclaims "April fools! Daddy did it in the garage"
I haven't done it since April
A mom comes home from work on aprils fools and the lil bro runs up to her screaming mom mom bro hanged himself in the bedroom, petrified she makes a run for the bedroom and its empty. Turns to her kid in relief telling him that this is not the apropriate joke, while he says aprils fooooools, hes hanged in the living room.
was a fun thing to say back in April
They become maybees.
January — ABCD...
February — EFG...
March — HIJK...
April to December — ELEMENOP.
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