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182 april jokes and hilarious april puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about april that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make April the best month yet with these hilarious April jokes and puns. Whether you're a senior, looking for the best 1st April pranks and pranks, or just looking to have a good laugh - these April jokes are sure to put a smile on everyone's face. Get ready to roar with laughter and share these jokes with your family and friends.

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Funniest April Short Jokes

Short april jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The april humour may include short first april jokes also.

  1. I don't care if Caitlin Jenner identifies as a woman, but April identifying as January is crossing the line.
  2. Why do native Americans hate April? Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people
  3. In a couple weeks, all gas stations are going to cut prices in half for a whole day April Fuels!
  4. April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? Pilgrims.
    What do Pilgrims bring?
    Smallpox
  5. Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
  6. An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:
    Where were you on the night of October to April?
  7. Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have ? I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I've grown bigger ever since
  8. Why don't Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore? April showers bring Mayflowers.
  9. How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, august 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
  10. Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox.

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April One Liners

Which april one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with april? I can suggest the ones about april 1st and april fools.

  1. What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools
  2. If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide
  3. What's the name of Mr. T's girlfriend? April, fools
  4. Can February march? No, but April may.
  5. I cheated on you She: "I cheated on you"
    He: "Me too"
    She: "April, 1"
    He: "March, 20"
  6. So it's April 2nd And my wife's still pregnant...
  7. I just ran over my dog. April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.
  8. Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"
  9. If April Showers bring May Flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Smallpox.
  10. I'm so happy and I don't want to die ^^April ^^fools
  11. My mom told me she hated me today She forgot to say April Fools
  12. What did the first person to get "April Fooled" say? Jesus! I thought you were dead!
  13. Did you know bees become indecisive after April? They become maybees.
  14. Why do Indigenous people hate April? Because April showers bring Mayflowers
  15. Why was the soldier tired on April 1st? He had just come through a 31-day March.

April Showers Jokes

Here is a list of funny april showers jokes and even better april showers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • April showers bring May flowers... ...but Mayflowers bring smallpox.
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
    Credit to my 5yo daughter who just told me that one. She can't read so I'm relatively sure she didn't find it here.
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  • In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived. I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
    I'll be here all week folks, try the veal.
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Hay fever
    Admit it, you thought I was gonna say pilgrims, didn't you?
  • Why did the Native Americans hate spring? Because April showers brought Mayflowers
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
  • I guess there wont be many flowers this May because of how few showers I took this April.
  • A mathematician walks into a bar on a rainy April day... The bartender asks him, "Hey, do you know what April showers bring?"
    The mathematician says, "Pilgrims!"

April Fools Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny april fools day jokes and even better april fools day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • April Fools! girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
    guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
    girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
  • April Fools Day............ The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
  • Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
  • Why is World autism Day after April Fools' Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
  • The last time Easter fell on April Fool's Day... ...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.
  • I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome! Just kidding, happy April fools day!
  • I told my mom she had epilepsy for April fool's day... She fell for it.
  • What did they say to the first guy to pull off an april fools day prank? Jesus! I thought you were dead!
  • I'm ginger, my birthday is on April fools day, I was born during a thunder storm, and I have a lazy eye... If anything, my life is a joke..
  • Girlfriend to boyfriend GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
    BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
    GF - April fools day!
    BF - Mine was on 24th March
April joke, Girlfriend to boyfriend

April 1st Jokes

Here is a list of funny april 1st jokes and even better april 1st puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? They just finished a 31 day March.
  • April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest.
  • Easter is on April 1st this year. Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.
  • Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April.... ....but that's fine, my life is already a joke.
  • Did you know that the original Easter took place on April 1st? That Jesus sure knew how to pull off a prank!
  • Today is "International Women's Day", but don't worry guys International Men's Day is coming April 1st.
  • I once knew someone who was born on April 1st and died on April 1st... ...His entire life was one big joke.
  • You gotta think about all those April 1st birthdays... Their birthday parties must be a joke!
  • A man killed himself on his birthday... His last words were "My life is a joke"
    The date was April 1st, 2018.
  • ULPT: April 1st is the only day of the year you can call your wife by the wrong name.

First April Jokes

Here is a list of funny first april jokes and even better first april puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Me: I have cheated once Wife: me too
    Me: first april...
    Wife: 8th october
  • My girl classmate complimented me on my looks ar school today Then I remembered it was the first of April
  • What was the first thing Jesus said after he was resurrected? April Fools.
  • Jim's mother had three children. The first was named April, the second was named May. What was the name of the third? Jim.
  • Apple is a joke. Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.
  • Did you know that the first April fool's day was on Easter Sunday? That Jesus sure could pull off a prank!
  • Of course Thomas was skeptical, why not? The first Easter was on April Fool's Day.
  • #‎BREAKING‬ Oscar Pistorius has today made a plea for clemency ahead of his sentencing in April Mr Pistorius claims he is not the first bloke to come home legless and put a few loads into his missus.
  • The first April fools prank Jesus Christ you're alive
  • I was actually born the first of April...

1 April Jokes

Here is a list of funny 1 april jokes and even better 1 april puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Mark Zuckerberg published a privacy-focused vision for Facebook today. Oh wait, it's not April 1.
  • Why pranksters are not excited about the April 1 because it's just another day.
April joke, Why pranksters are not excited about the April 1

Uproarious April Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about april you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean april fools day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make april pranks.

Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."

You may have heard of No Nut November

But after I came twice in April what I'm really hoping for is a No Fetus February

Little Billy had been blind since birth...

...and one night his mom tells him "If you pray extra hard tonight God will allow you see in the morning."
So little Billy prayed his heart out before going to sleep that night. The next morning he opened his eyes and to his surprise he screamed out.
"Mommy I still can't see!"
"I know son, April fools."

April fools in Latvia

Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.

Old Native American joke

A young Indian boy was curious about how he got his name. He asked the chief, "Chief, how do we get our names?"
The Chief answers him, "We give names by what is outside of the teepee during ones birth.
"When your mom was born, it was a beautiful April day, so we named her BlueSky.
"After your dad's birth we were greeted by a majestic deer, so we named him WhiteTail."
The chief looked at the boy a little puzzled,
"Why do you ask BearFuckingBear?"

Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.
"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.
"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"
The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.
"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.
"April fool's!"
"Oh than-"
"He hanged himself in the loft."

Can Feburary March?

No. But April May

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

I'm at the gas station right now...

Just kidding. I am not at the gas station right now. April Fuels

What do you call a female clown?

April Fools

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Corny jokes!

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired.
Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
A: It becomes daytrogen.
Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the Ark Hives!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: What is it called when you kill a friend?
A: Homiecide
"Fish tanks are s**...!"
"Why?"
"Fish don't even have any militaries!"

I just lost my virginity!!!!

April fools *s**...*

What's Mr. T's favorite holiday?

April, Fools.

Mum, father hanged himself!

A little boy runs to his mum crying: "Mum, Mum", he screams, "Father hanged himself!"
"Where is he hanging?", his mum asks.
"In the attic!", the boy says.
So the mum and her son go to the attic but nobody's there.
"But he isn't there", says the mum in relief.
Then her son says: "April Fool! He's hanging in the basement!"

What's cold and comes in April?

Her dad.

Will February March?

No, but April May :')
Sorry, IDK if this was posted before.
And yes, I know it's bad.

'Knock knock'

'Who's there'
'Okay Google'
'Okay Google, who?'
'Sorry I didn't catch that'
'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?'
'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. '

TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time

April Fools!

A mother comes back home...

...and her son rushes to the door and tells her: "Mom, hurry up, dad has hanged himself in the bedroom!". The mother sprints to the bedroom but the room is all clear and there is no one there. The boy laughs and says "Haha April Fools! He hanged himself in the kitchen"

Donald Trump said, "I declare April as s**... Assault Awareness month."

His aide said, "So what do think are some good ways to prevent it?"
Trump replied, "Prevent it?"

"Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..."

"THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"
"April Fools....sign here."

April 1st Operation

(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)
"How's my wife? How's my baby?"
"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."
(Man starts crying)
"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)
(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)
"The fact is your wife died as well."

So I met my girlfriend the other day

april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......

Today I went to a gas station and switched the Regular, Plus, and Premium b**... on all the pumps...

April Fuels!

I've got really slow reaction times

April fools!

Billy's mom comes home to see him crying...

Billy, what's wrong son?
Dad hanged himself in the attic! replied Billy, "eyes in tears".
The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.
As she gets up to the attic she notices that nothing is there and little Billy started giggling...
HaHaHa! April fool's mommy!!!
He hanged himself in the basement!

JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade?

YODA: March April may, June.

April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

June bugs.
What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.

What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?

April Fools! I'm not really dead!

Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from the dead and bless us all this Easter!

April Fools!

Finally going to refuel my car..

It's April Fuels Day.

Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)

It's April Fool's Day

You better watch out, you might actually hear a good joke today.

What's Mr T's favourite month?

April, Fools.

Mommy mommy! Daddy hanged himself in the living room!

*mom rushes to the living room*
Kid: Haha! April fools! He did it in the attic!

This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.

Still no matches.

What did Mr. T say when he punched a girl in the face named April?

Fool.

In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.

In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.

My wife drinks gasoline on this specific date.

April Fuels.

A man wake up from a coma and see that Trump is president...

... he says "Wow this is a really elaborate April fool's joke".

Happy Easter

April Fools
Now go pay your rent.

For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.

I have no words to say how angry I am.

As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant...

...sadly she didn't fall for it.

They are doing a new sequel to the movie March of the Penguins

They are calling it April of the Penguins!

What's the only difference between Valentine's Day and April fools?

I don't get my hopes up when April fools comes around

Why doesn't April ever eat with the other months?

It starts off fool

I finally found a joke that isn't a repost!

April Fools!

I hate all of you

April fools I love you all

"mom, dad, I have something important to tell you: I'm straight"

Parents: "You do realize we just assume you're straight until you tell us otherwise, yes?"
Child: "HA! Got you! April fools!"

April joke, "mom, dad, I have something important to tell you: I'm straight"

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