April Jokes

Funniest April Short Jokes

Short april jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The april humour may include short first april jokes also.

1. I don't care if Caitlin Jenner identifies as a woman, but April identifying as January is crossing the line.
2. In a couple weeks, all gas stations are going to cut prices in half for a whole day April Fuels!
3. Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
4. An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:
   Where were you on the night of October to April?
5. Why don't Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore? April showers bring Mayflowers.
6. How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, august 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
7. "Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..." "THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"
   "April Fools....sign here."
8. For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios. I have no words to say how angry I am.
9. April Fools! girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
   guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
   girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
10. Can February March? No, but April May.
    I'll see myself out.

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April One Liners

Which april one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with april? I can suggest the ones about april 1st and april fools day.

1. What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools
2. If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide
3. What's the name of Mr. T's girlfriend? April, fools
4. Can February march? No, but April may.
5. I cheated on you She: "I cheated on you"
   He: "Me too"
   She: "April, 1"
   He: "March, 20"
6. So it's April 2nd And my wife's still pregnant...
7. I just ran over my dog. April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.
8. Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"
9. If April Showers bring May Flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Smallpox.
10. My mom told me she hated me today She forgot to say April Fools
11. What did the first person to get "April Fooled" say? Jesus! I thought you were dead!
12. Did you know bees become indecisive after April? They become maybees.
13. Why do Indigenous people hate April? Because April showers bring Mayflowers
14. Why was the soldier tired on April 1st? He had just come through a 31-day March.
15. TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time April Fools!

April Showers Jokes

Here is a list of funny april showers jokes and even better april showers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  
• In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived. I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.
• If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
  I'll be here all week folks, try the veal.
• If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Hay fever
  Admit it, you thought I was gonna say pilgrims, didn't you?
• I guess there wont be many flowers this May because of how few showers I took this April.
• A mathematician walks into a bar on a rainy April day... The bartender asks him, "Hey, do you know what April showers bring?"
  The mathematician says, "Pilgrims!"
• April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? June bugs.
  What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.
• If April showers bring May flowers... I'm on track to get 2 flowers next month.
• If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring? Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.
• April showers bring Mayflowers, but what do Mayflowers bring? The Baltimore Colts to Indianapolis.

April Fools Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny april fools day jokes and even better april fools day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• April Fools Day............ The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
• Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
• Why is World autism Day after April Fools' Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
• The last time Easter fell on April Fool's Day... ...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.
• I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome! Just kidding, happy April fools day!
• I told my mom she had epilepsy for April fool's day... She fell for it.
• I'm ginger, my birthday is on April fools day, I was born during a thunder storm, and I have a lazy eye... If anything, my life is a joke..
• Girlfriend to boyfriend GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
  BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
  GF - April fools day!
  BF - Mine was on 24th March
• What's the only difference between Valentine's Day and April fools? I don't get my hopes up when April fools comes around
• Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."

April 1st Jokes

Here is a list of funny april 1st jokes and even better april 1st puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? They just finished a 31 day March.
• April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest.
• Easter is on April 1st this year. Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.
• Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April.... ....but that's fine, my life is already a joke.
• Did you know that the original Easter took place on April 1st? That Jesus sure knew how to pull off a prank!
• Today is "International Women's Day", but don't worry guys International Men's Day is coming April 1st.
• I once knew someone who was born on April 1st and died on April 1st... ...His entire life was one big joke.
• You gotta think about all those April 1st birthdays... Their birthday parties must be a joke!
• A man killed himself on his birthday... His last words were "My life is a joke"
  The date was April 1st, 2018.
• ULPT: April 1st is the only day of the year you can call your wife by the wrong name.

First April Jokes

Here is a list of funny first april jokes and even better first april puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My girl classmate complimented me on my looks ar school today Then I remembered it was the first of April
• Jim's mother had three children. The first was named April, the second was named May. What was the name of the third? Jim.
• Apple is a joke. Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.
• Of course Thomas was skeptical, why not? The first Easter was on April Fool's Day.
• The first April fools prank Jesus Christ you're alive
• I was actually born the first of April...
• My house burned down on April fools day... because firefighters don't put out on the first date.

1 April Jokes

Here is a list of funny 1 april jokes and even better 1 april puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Mark Zuckerberg published a privacy-focused vision for Facebook today. Oh wait, it's not April 1.
• Why pranksters are not excited about the April 1 because it's just another day.

Uproarious April Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about april you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean march jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make april pranks.