april fools Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious april fools puns

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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What's the name of Mr. T's girlfriend?

April, fools

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I just ran over my dog.

April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.

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Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late..

..April fools!"

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Billy's mom comes home to see him crying...

Billy, what's wrong son?

Dad hanged himself in the attic! replied Billy, "eyes in tears".

The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.

As she gets up to the attic she notices that nothing is there and little Billy started giggling...

HaHaHa! April fool's mommy!!!

He hanged himself in the basement!

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I'm so happy and I don't want to die

^^April ^^fools

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Mum, father hanged himself!

A little boy runs to his mum crying: "Mum, Mum", he screams, "Father hanged himself!"
"Where is he hanging?", his mum asks.
"In the attic!", the boy says.
So the mum and her son go to the attic but nobody's there.
"But he isn't there", says the mum in relief.
Then her son says: "April Fool! He's hanging in the basement!"

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What did the first person to get "April Fooled" say?

Jesus! I thought you were dead!

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TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time

April Fools!

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What's Mr T's favourite month?

April, Fools.

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"Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..."

"THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"

"April Fools....sign here."

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My Dad being an asshole to an 8 year old

Best April Fools Day joke; i was like 7 or 8, my dad and I are talking trash all of March 31st about who is gonna prank who better. Morning of april 1st my dad wakes me up and rushes me into the shower, has me change my clothes, and eat breakfast. As I'm about to head out to the bus stop I noticed it was pretty dark, thats because it was 3 in the morning...

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April Fools

It was April first when a young father went to the hospital to see his newly born son. Standing outside the glass partition, the nurse pointed to his baby son. The nurse smiled as she lifted the baby from its cot. She then strolled over to the table and bounced the baby's head on the timber. The father was horror-struck and his hands went up to the window. The nurse smiled at him and started to swing the baby by holding it by it's penis and scrotum. The father was pounding frantically at the glass partition by this time. The nurse let go of the baby and with a sickening thud the baby went careering into the wall. Blood and guts went everywhere. The father took a runing jump at the glass partition. The nurse picked up the baby and tore it's arms off as the father went hurtling through the glass. He was foaming at the mouth when he faced the nurse.

She said, "April fools! He was dead already!"

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For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.

I have no words to say how angry I am.

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Little Billy had been blind since birth...

...and one night his mom tells him "If you pray extra hard tonight God will allow you see in the morning."

So little Billy prayed his heart out before going to sleep that night. The next morning he opened his eyes and to his surprise he screamed out.
"Mommy I still can't see!"
"I know son, April fools."

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Just a few jokes with no real relation to one another

1.) Why did Jesus die on the Cross?
He forgot the Safe word.
2.) Why do Scots wear kilts?
Because Sheep can hear zippers a mile away
3.) So two Irish guys, Mike and Dave, are stuck on a life boat when Mike finds a dusty lamp. He rubs it, mostly for shits and giggles when a genie comes out of the lamp a suddenly says "You may have one, and only one, wish." Before the Mike can say anything his friend Dave shouts "I WILL THE OCEAN WAS DELICIOUS TASTY BEER!" The Genie claps his hands and suddenly the ocean around them has turned into the finest beer either of them had ever tasted. After a few moments of silence (and a bit of drinking) Mike yells at Dave "Nice going fucktard, now we have to piss in the boat."
4.) What's the difference between Jack Daniels and George Custer?
Custer stopped killing Indians a long time ago.
5.) Two buddies are in the woods near their homes hunting when Dude 1 says to the other "Holy shit, I can see your wife and she is cheating on you!" Dude two says "well shoot him in the privates and her in the head." Dude one says "I can get that in one shot!".

Happy April fools!

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Easter this year is April Fools Day

Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

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Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!

(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)

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The last time Easter fell on April Fool's Day...

...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.

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Easter is on April 1st this year.

Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.

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What do you call a female clown?

April Fools

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So a doctor is delivering a baby

He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:

" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."

After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:

"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"

The man's face brightening the doctor continued:

"Your wife is dead too"

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Series of Romanian Alinuta jokes.

Sup ya'll! I've translated some dark Romanian jokes about a girl named Alinuta. Any other Romanians who know more please share!

-Brother: Mom, Alinuta hung herself in the basement!
Mom goes and looks to find nothing.
Mom: She's not there.
Brother: April fools! She's in the attic!

-While Alinuta's brother is watching tv, she quickly moves passed the screen.
Brother: Hey! Get out of the way!
Alinuta again moves passed the screen, blocking her brothers view for a second.
Bother: Stop getting in the way!
Alinuta moves across the room again, blocking his screen.
Infuriated with his sister blocking his TV, Alinuta's brother calls their mom to resolve the problem.
Brother: I want to watch TV but Alinuta keeps moving in front of the screen.
Mom: oh it's cause she hung herself.

-"Alinuta stop playing with the scissors! You're going to spill your fingers on the floor again!"

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April 1st Operation

(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)

"How's my wife? How's my baby?"

"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."

(Man starts crying)

"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)

(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)

"The fact is your wife died as well."

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I told my mom she had epilepsy for April fool's day...

She fell for it.

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I just lost my virginity!!!!

April fools *sob*

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Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.

"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.

"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.

"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"

The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.

"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.

"April fool's!"

"Oh than-"

"He hanged himself in the loft."

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Mommy mommy! Daddy hanged himself in the living room!

*mom rushes to the living room*

Kid: Haha! April fools! He did it in the attic!

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Happy Easter

April Fools
Now go pay your rent.

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As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant...

...sadly she didn't fall for it.

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A man wake up from a coma and see that Trump is president...

... he says "Wow this is a really elaborate April fool's joke".

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This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.

Still no matches.

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What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?

April Fools! I'm not really dead!

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Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from the dead and bless us all this Easter!

April Fools!

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A mother comes back home...

...and her son rushes to the door and tells her: "Mom, hurry up, dad has hanged himself in the bedroom!". The mother sprints to the bedroom but the room is all clear and there is no one there. The boy laughs and says "Haha April Fools! He hanged himself in the kitchen"

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What are the most funny April Fools jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about April Fools? Well, here are the best April Fools dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and April Fools pick up lines to share with friends.

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