April Fools Jokes

Following is our collection of month humor and november one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include April Fools puns for adults, dirty october jokes or clean kindergarden gags for kids.

There is an abundance of dec jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 57 funniest jokes on april fools. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any easter witze you can hear about april fools.

The Best jokes about April Fools

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

What's the name of Mr. T's girlfriend?

April, fools

I just ran over my dog.

April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.

Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late..

..April fools!"

Billy's mom comes home to see him crying...

Billy, what's wrong son?

Dad hanged himself in the attic! replied Billy, "eyes in tears".

The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.

As she gets up to the attic she notices that nothing is there and little Billy started giggling...

HaHaHa! April fool's mommy!!!

He hanged himself in the basement!


I'm so happy and I don't want to die

^^April ^^fools

Mum, father hanged himself!

A little boy runs to his mum crying: "Mum, Mum", he screams, "Father hanged himself!"
"Where is he hanging?", his mum asks.
"In the attic!", the boy says.
So the mum and her son go to the attic but nobody's there.
"But he isn't there", says the mum in relief.
Then her son says: "April Fool! He's hanging in the basement!"

What did the first person to get "April Fooled" say?

Jesus! I thought you were dead!

TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time

April Fools!

What's Mr T's favourite month?

April, Fools.

"Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..."

"THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"

"April Fools....sign here."


For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.

I have no words to say how angry I am.

April Fools!

girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father

guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!

girl: haha! got me! you're not the father

Little Billy had been blind since birth...

...and one night his mom tells him "If you pray extra hard tonight God will allow you see in the morning."

So little Billy prayed his heart out before going to sleep that night. The next morning he opened his eyes and to his surprise he screamed out.
"Mommy I still can't see!"
"I know son, April fools."

April Fools Day............

The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.

Easter this year is April Fools Day

Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

Why is World Autism Day after April Fools' Day?

Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.

Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!

(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)

The last time Easter fell on April Fool's Day...

...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.


Easter is on April 1st this year.

Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.

I hate all of you

April fools I love you all

What do you call a female clown?

April Fools

So a doctor is delivering a baby

He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:

" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."

After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:

"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"

The man's face brightening the doctor continued:

"Your wife is dead too"

Series of Romanian Alinuta jokes.

Sup ya'll! I've translated some dark Romanian jokes about a girl named Alinuta. Any other Romanians who know more please share!

-Brother: Mom, Alinuta hung herself in the basement!
Mom goes and looks to find nothing.
Mom: She's not there.
Brother: April fools! She's in the attic!

-While Alinuta's brother is watching tv, she quickly moves passed the screen.
Brother: Hey! Get out of the way!
Alinuta again moves passed the screen, blocking her brothers view for a second.
Bother: Stop getting in the way!
Alinuta moves across the room again, blocking his screen.
Infuriated with his sister blocking his TV, Alinuta's brother calls their mom to resolve the problem.
Brother: I want to watch TV but Alinuta keeps moving in front of the screen.
Mom: oh it's cause she hung herself.

-"Alinuta stop playing with the scissors! You're going to spill your fingers on the floor again!"

April 1st Operation

(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)

"How's my wife? How's my baby?"

"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."

(Man starts crying)

"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)

(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)

"The fact is your wife died as well."

I told my mom she had epilepsy for April fool's day...

She fell for it.

I just lost my virginity!!!!

April fools *sob*

Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.

"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.

"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.

"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"

The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.

"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.

"April fool's!"

"Oh than-"

"He hanged himself in the loft."

Mommy mommy! Daddy hanged himself in the living room!

*mom rushes to the living room*

Kid: Haha! April fools! He did it in the attic!

Happy Easter

April Fools
Now go pay your rent.

A man wake up from a coma and see that Trump is president...

... he says "Wow this is a really elaborate April fool's joke".

This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.

Still no matches.

As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant...

...sadly she didn't fall for it.

What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?

April Fools! I'm not really dead!

I finally found a joke that isn't a repost!

April Fools!

A mother comes back home...

...and her son rushes to the door and tells her: "Mom, hurry up, dad has hanged himself in the bedroom!". The mother sprints to the bedroom but the room is all clear and there is no one there. The boy laughs and says "Haha April Fools! He hanged himself in the kitchen"

Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from the dead and bless us all this Easter!

April Fools!

"mom, dad, I have something important to tell you: I'm straight"

Parents: "You do realize we just assume you're straight until you tell us otherwise, yes?"

Child: "HA! Got you! April fools!"

I've got really slow reaction times

April fools!

just got a new job and was to start today

Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"

April fools in Latvia

Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.

Girlfriend to boyfriend

GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.

BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.

GF - April fools day!

BF - Mine was on 24th March

What's the only difference between Valentine's Day and April fools?

I don't get my hopes up when April fools comes around

So, a little boy comes home to hear his sister bawling her eyes out.

...and he goes up stairs, sets his back pack down and goes into his sisters room. "What's the matter sis? What's wrong?" To which the sister replied "Dad just broke the news to me that I am adopted. Paperwork and all." So the boy says "Well, I still love you as my sister. Nothing will ever change that." The sister found that comforting, and gave her brother a kiss. Well, one kiss turned into a few and they end up having sex, with the revaluation that they are not related and after the funs over, the boy pulls out and sees the condom is just destroyed. So they talk about what to do, and decide on going to their father. They put their clothes on, walk down the stairs hand in hand and before they could break the news to their dad he jumped out from around the corner and yelled APRIL FOOLS!

What's Mr. T's favorite holiday?

April, Fools.

James Bond is going to be played by a woman

As a woman, James Bond's name will be Fools, April Fools.

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

So I met my girlfriend the other day

april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......

Why doesn't April ever eat with the other months?

It starts off fool

In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.

In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.

What did Mr. T say when he punched a girl in the face named April?

Fool.

Dead Baby Jokes?

A mother who has just given birth waits expectantly for the nurse to return so she can hold her baby. A few minutes pass, and the nurse enters with the baby in her hands. The nurse then drops the baby on the ground, stomps on it's head and kicks it out of the window. The mother starts screaming 'My baby, my baby!!'
The nurse looks at the lady and says 'April Fools! He was already dead!'

Happy April's fools!

... No really, what did you expect?

It's April Fool's Day

You better watch out, you might actually hear a good joke today.

CNN Made a Joke Article for April Fools

Just another day in the office.

Some Roman soldiers are sitting in a bar, exchanging stories

One of the soldiers tell the others:
"I had the easiest shift the other night, just had to make sure this dead guy didn't crawl out of his tomb- slept through the whole thing."
As the soldier finishes, Jesus walks into the bar.
"April fool's"

Your shoe is untied.

April fools!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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