Amusing & Witty April Fools Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."
Dead Baby Jokes?
A mother who has just given birth waits expectantly for the nurse to return so she can hold her baby. A few minutes pass, and the nurse enters with the baby in her hands. The nurse then drops the baby on the ground, stomps on it's head and kicks it out of the window. The mother starts screaming 'My baby, my baby!!'
The nurse looks at the lady and says 'April Fools! He was already dead!'
I just ran over my dog.
April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.
I told my mom she had epilepsy for April fool's day...
She fell for it.
Little Billy had been blind since birth...
...and one night his mom tells him "If you pray extra hard tonight God will allow you see in the morning."
So little Billy prayed his heart out before going to sleep that night. The next morning he opened his eyes and to his surprise he screamed out.
"Mommy I still can't see!"
"I know son, April fools."
April fools in Latvia
Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.
Timmy's April Fool's joke
The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.
"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.
"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"
The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.
"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.
"April fool's!"
"Oh than-"
"He hanged himself in the loft."
What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?
Dismay.
I'm ginger, my birthday is on April fools day, I was born during a thunder storm, and I have a lazy eye... If anything, my life is a joke..
What do you call a female clown?
April Fools
I just lost my virginity!!!!
April fools *s**...*
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What is Mr. T's favorite month?
April, fools
Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late..
..April fools!"
What's Mr. T's favorite holiday?
April, Fools.
Mum, father hanged himself!
A little boy runs to his mum crying: "Mum, Mum", he screams, "Father hanged himself!"
"Where is he hanging?", his mum asks.
"In the attic!", the boy says.
So the mum and her son go to the attic but nobody's there.
"But he isn't there", says the mum in relief.
Then her son says: "April Fool! He's hanging in the basement!"
TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time
April Fools!
What's the name of Mr. T's girlfriend?
April, fools
A mother comes back home...
...and her son rushes to the door and tells her: "Mom, hurry up, dad has hanged himself in the bedroom!". The mother sprints to the bedroom but the room is all clear and there is no one there. The boy laughs and says "Haha April Fools! He hanged himself in the kitchen"
"Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..."
"THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"
"April Fools....sign here."
April 1st Operation
(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)
"How's my wife? How's my baby?"
"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."
(Man starts crying)
"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)
(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)
"The fact is your wife died as well."
So I met my girlfriend the other day
april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......
I've got really slow reaction times
April fools!
Billy's mom comes home to see him crying...
Billy, what's wrong son?
Dad hanged himself in the attic! replied Billy, "eyes in tears".
The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.
As she gets up to the attic she notices that nothing is there and little Billy started giggling...
HaHaHa! April fool's mommy!!!
He hanged himself in the basement!
So a doctor is delivering a baby
He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:
" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."
After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:
"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"
The man's face brightening the doctor continued:
"Your wife is dead too"
Easter this year is April Fools Day
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?
April Fools! I'm not really dead!
Easter is on April 1st this year.
Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.
Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from the dead and bless us all this Easter!
April Fools!
Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)
What's Mr T's favourite month?
April, Fools.
The last time Easter fell on April Fool's Day...
...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.
Mommy mommy! Daddy hanged himself in the living room!
*mom rushes to the living room*
Kid: Haha! April fools! He did it in the attic!
This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.
Still no matches.
just got a new job and was to start today
Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"
I'm so happy and I don't want to die
^^April ^^fools
A man wake up from a coma and see that Trump is president...
... he says "Wow this is a really elaborate April fool's joke".
Happy Easter
April Fools
Now go pay your rent.
For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.
I have no words to say how angry I am.
What did the first person to get "April Fooled" say?
Jesus! I thought you were dead!
As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant...
...sadly she didn't fall for it.
What's the only difference between Valentine's Day and April fools?
I don't get my hopes up when April fools comes around
Why doesn't April ever eat with the other months?
It starts off fool
I finally found a joke that isn't a repost!
April Fools!
April Fools!
girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
I hate all of you
April fools I love you all
Girlfriend to boyfriend
GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on 24th March
Why is World Autism Day after April Fools' Day?
Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
April Fools Day............
The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
"mom, dad, I have something important to tell you: I'm straight"
Parents: "You do realize we just assume you're straight until you tell us otherwise, yes?"
Child: "HA! Got you! April fools!"
James Bond is going to be played by a woman
As a woman, James Bond's name will be Fools, April Fools.
A little girl runs up to her mother and says "mummy, daddy hanged himself in the basement!"
Upon hearing the news the mother breaks down in tears and, shakily, makes her way into the basement.
When they get there, the woman cannot see the father's corpse.
The little girl then exclaims "April fools! Daddy did it in the garage"
Aprils fools
A mom comes home from work on aprils fools and the lil bro runs up to her screaming mom mom bro hanged himself in the bedroom, petrified she makes a run for the bedroom and its empty. Turns to her kid in relief telling him that this is not the apropriate joke, while he says aprils fooooools, hes hanged in the living room.
I played an April Fool's joke on my parkour team this morning.
They all fell for it.
My mom told me she hated me today
She forgot to say April Fools
My dad still hasn't come back yet
I'm starting to think it wasn't an April fools joke
I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome!
Just kidding, happy April fools day!
After a long labourous birth...
... the gynecologist finally holds the baby. Just as he is about to give it to the mom, he drops it on the floor.
The mother cries out in distress, and the doctor goes: "April's fools! It was already dead!"
Don't forget that today is April Fools!
**APRIL FOOLS**!
Am I doing this right?
I finally fixed my time machine!
April Fool's! It's still broken.
What did they say to the first guy to pull off an April fools day prank?
Jesus! I thought you were dead!
