Following is our collection of month humor and june one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include April Fools Day puns for adults, dirty nov jokes or clean sep gags for kids.
There is an abundance of aug jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 29 funniest jokes on april fools day. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any today witze you can hear about april fools day.
girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)
...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.
He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:
" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."
After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:
"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"
The man's face brightening the doctor continued:
"Your wife is dead too"
She fell for it.
The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.
"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.
"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"
The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.
"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.
"April fool's!"
"Oh than-"
"He hanged himself in the loft."
I don't get my hopes up when April fools comes around
Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"
GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on 24th March
april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......
You better watch out, you might actually hear a good joke today.
Just another day in the office.
Well logan paul was born in 1995.
If everyone posted original content all day. But it wouldn't last 5 minutes if we are realistic.
Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
Starting on April Fools Day
Next thing I remember he was lying on the ground and ticket says 9 3/4 Hogwarts.
He missed april fools day
Jesus ain't no joke.
I'm going to fake my death and return as a zombie! The looks on their faces will be priceless lolololol.
-Jesus
Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.
At least all of the fake news is funny.
The first Easter was on April Fool's Day.
That Jesus sure could pull off a prank!
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.