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April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
She fell for it.
The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.
"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.
"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"
The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.
"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.
"April fool's!"
"Oh than-"
"He hanged himself in the loft."
Because the next year starts with April Fools' day.
April Fools it's March 31st.
April Fools :D
got it ; 61 days ..earlier ..from today right, no ?
alright move on :|
At least all of the fake news is funny.
If everyone posted original content all day. But it wouldn't last 5 minutes if we are realistic.
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april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......
Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:
" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."
After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:
"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"
The man's face brightening the doctor continued:
"Your wife is dead too"
Jesus ain't no joke.
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
The first Easter was on April Fool's Day.
I'm going to fake my death and return as a zombie! The looks on their faces will be priceless lolololol.
-Jesus
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)
You better watch out, you might actually hear a good joke today.
...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.
Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"
Next thing I remember he was lying on the ground and ticket says 9 3/4 Hogwarts.
He missed april fools day
Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.
Starting on April Fools Day
That Jesus sure could pull off a prank!
I don't get my hopes up when April fools comes around
Well logan paul was born in 1995.
girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on 24th March
Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
Just another day in the office.
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