Comedy April Fools Day Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?
I told my mom she had epilepsy for April fool's day...
She fell for it.
Timmy's April Fool's joke
The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.
"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.
"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"
The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.
"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.
"April fool's!"
"Oh than-"
"He hanged himself in the loft."
I'm ginger, my birthday is on April fools day, I was born during a thunder storm, and I have a lazy eye... If anything, my life is a joke..
You know why the fiscal year ends in March and not December?
Because the next year starts with April Fools' day.
Happy April Fools Day!
April Fools it's March 31st.
I just got awake from sleep, after 61 days
April Fools :D
got it ; 61 days ..earlier ..from today right, no ?
alright move on :|
Why can't we have April fools every day?
At least all of the fake news is funny.
I just thought of a great April fools joke
If everyone posted original content all day. But it wouldn't last 5 minutes if we are realistic.
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So I met my girlfriend the other day
april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......
Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day?
Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
So a doctor is delivering a baby
He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:
" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."
After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:
"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"
The man's face brightening the doctor continued:
"Your wife is dead too"
So I just learned that Easter and April fools are on the same day in Australia.
Jesus ain't no joke.
Easter this year is April Fools Day
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
Of course Thomas was skeptical, why not?
The first Easter was on April Fool's Day.
Dear Diary, I've got the best April fool's day prank planned for my friends.
I'm going to fake my death and return as a zombie! The looks on their faces will be priceless lolololol.
-Jesus
Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)
TIL why people hate April Fools Day.
It's April Fool's Day
You better watch out, you might actually hear a good joke today.
The last time Easter fell on April Fool's Day...
...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.
just got a new job and was to start today
Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"
Today I saw a boy running with a ticket on his hand at railway station..
Next thing I remember he was lying on the ground and ticket says 9 3/4 Hogwarts.
He missed april fools day
Isn't it ironic that April Fool's is the same day as Easter?
Apple is a joke.
Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.
Malcolm Turnbull plans to fix NBN over the next 5 years
Starting on April Fools Day
Did you know that the first April fool's day was on Easter Sunday?
That Jesus sure could pull off a prank!
What's the only difference between Valentine's Day and April fools?
I don't get my hopes up when April fools comes around
What was the worst april fools day joke?
Well logan paul was born in 1995.
April Fools!
girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
Girlfriend to boyfriend
GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on 24th March
Why is World Autism Day after April Fools' Day?
Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
April Fools Day............
The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
CNN Made a Joke Article for April Fools
Just another day in the office.
I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome!
Just kidding, happy April fools day!
