April Fools Day Jokes

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Funniest April Fools Day Short Jokes

Short april fools day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The april fools day humour may include short april fools jokes also.

  1. April Fools! girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
    guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
    girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
  2. April Fools Day............ The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
  3. Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
  4. Why is World autism Day after April Fools' Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
  5. The last time Easter fell on April Fool's Day... ...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.
  6. What did they say to the first guy to pull off an April fools day prank? Jesus! I thought you were dead!
  7. I'm ginger, my birthday is on April fools day, I was born during a thunder storm, and I have a lazy eye... If anything, my life is a joke..
  8. Girlfriend to boyfriend GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
    BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
    GF - April fools day!
    BF - Mine was on 24th March
  9. What's the only difference between Valentine's Day and April fools? I don't get my hopes up when April fools comes around
  10. Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."

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April Fools Day One Liners

Which april fools day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with april fools day? I can suggest the ones about aprils fools and it april fools.

  1. I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome! Just kidding, happy April fools day!
  2. I told my mom she had epilepsy for April fool's day... She fell for it.
  3. CNN Made a Joke Article for April Fools Just another day in the office.
  4. It's April Fool's Day You better watch out, you might actually hear a good joke today.
  5. Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?
  6. What was the worst april fools day joke? Well logan paul was born in 1995.
  7. Why can't we have April fools every day? At least all of the fake news is funny.
  8. If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.
  9. Malcolm Turnbull plans to fix NBN over the next 5 years Starting on April Fools Day
  10. TIL why people hate April Fools Day.
  11. Of course Thomas was skeptical, why not? The first Easter was on April Fool's Day.
  12. Isn't it ironic that April Fool's is the same day as Easter?
  13. Happy April Fools Day! April Fools it's March 31st.
  14. What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!
  15. At our family BBQ's my dad would serve us briquettes and say the marshmallows burned.

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Comedy April Fools Day Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about april fools day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean april 1st jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make april fools day pranks.

Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)

So a doctor is delivering a baby

He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:
" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."
After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:
"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"
The man's face brightening the doctor continued:
"Your wife is dead too"

Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.
"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.
"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"
The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.
"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.
"April fool's!"
"Oh than-"
"He hanged himself in the loft."

just got a new job and was to start today

Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"

So I met my girlfriend the other day

april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......

Dear Diary, I've got the best April fool's day prank planned for my friends.

I'm going to fake my death and return as a zombie! The looks on their faces will be priceless lolololol.

I just thought of a great April fools joke

If everyone posted original content all day. But it wouldn't last 5 minutes if we are realistic.

Walk up to a friend at work or school and whisper, "

They know." Then quickly walk away. Most people will wrack their brains wondering what they did that people found out about.

Apple is a joke.

Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.

Today I saw a boy running with a ticket on his hand at railway station..

Next thing I remember he was lying on the ground and ticket says 9 3/4 Hogwarts.
He missed april fools day

April Fools Day joke, Today I saw a boy running with a ticket on his hand at railway station..

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