The Best 35 April Fool Jokes

Following is our collection of funny April Fool jokes. There are some april fool feb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these april fool september puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest April Fool Jokes and Puns

A little girl runs up to her mother and says "mummy, daddy hanged himself in the basement!"

Upon hearing the news the mother breaks down in tears and, shakily, makes her way into the basement.

When they get there, the woman cannot see the father's corpse.
The little girl then exclaims "April fools! Daddy did it in the garage"

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

What's the name of Mr. T's girlfriend?

April, fools

I just ran over my dog.

April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.

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Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late..

..April fools!"


Billy's mom comes home to see him crying...

Billy, what's wrong son?

Dad hanged himself in the attic! replied Billy, "eyes in tears".

The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.

As she gets up to the attic she notices that nothing is there and little Billy started giggling...

HaHaHa! April fool's mommy!!!

He hanged himself in the basement!

I'm so happy and I don't want to die

^^April ^^fools

Mum, father hanged himself!

A little boy runs to his mum crying: "Mum, Mum", he screams, "Father hanged himself!"
"Where is he hanging?", his mum asks.
"In the attic!", the boy says.
So the mum and her son go to the attic but nobody's there.
"But he isn't there", says the mum in relief.
Then her son says: "April Fool! He's hanging in the basement!"

My mom told me she hated me today

She forgot to say April Fools

What did the first person to get "April Fooled" say?

Jesus! I thought you were dead!

TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time

April Fools!

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What's Mr T's favourite month?

April, Fools.

"Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..."

"THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"

"April Fools....sign here."

Little Billy had been blind since birth...

...and one night his mom tells him "If you pray extra hard tonight God will allow you see in the morning."

So little Billy prayed his heart out before going to sleep that night. The next morning he opened his eyes and to his surprise he screamed out.
"Mommy I still can't see!"
"I know son, April fools."

For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.

I have no words to say how angry I am.

April Fools!

girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father

guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!

girl: haha! got me! you're not the father

April Fools Day............

The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.

Easter this year is April Fools Day

Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

Why is World Autism Day after April Fools' Day?

Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.


Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!

(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)

I played an April Fool's joke on my parkour team this morning.

They all fell for it.

The last time Easter fell on April Fool's Day...

...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.

Easter is on April 1st this year.

Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.

After a long labourous birth...

... the gynecologist finally holds the baby. Just as he is about to give it to the mom, he drops it on the floor.

The mother cries out in distress, and the doctor goes: "April's fools! It was already dead!"

So a doctor is delivering a baby

He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:

" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."

After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:

"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"

The man's face brightening the doctor continued:

"Your wife is dead too"

I hate all of you

April fools I love you all

What do you call a female clown?

April Fools

April 1st Operation

(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)

"How's my wife? How's my baby?"

"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."

(Man starts crying)

"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)

(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)

"The fact is your wife died as well."

Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.

"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.

"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.

"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"

The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.

"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.

"April fool's!"

"Oh than-"

"He hanged himself in the loft."


I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome!

Just kidding, happy April fools day!

I told my mom she had epilepsy for April fool's day...

She fell for it.

I just lost my virginity!!!!

April fools *sob*

My dad still hasn't come back yet

I'm starting to think it wasn't an April fools joke

Mommy mommy! Daddy hanged himself in the living room!

*mom rushes to the living room*

Kid: Haha! April fools! He did it in the attic!


Happy Easter

April Fools
Now go pay your rent.

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