April 1st Jokes

Following is our collection of funny April 1st jokes. There are some april 1st january jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these april 1st december puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheerful Fun April 1st Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Why was the soldier tired on April 1st?

He had just come through a 31-day March.

April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest.

Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April....

....but that's fine, my life is already a joke.

Easter is on April 1st this year.

Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.

April 1st Operation

(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)

"How's my wife? How's my baby?"

"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."

(Man starts crying)

"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)

(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)

"The fact is your wife died as well."

Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.

"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.

"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.

"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"

The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.

"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.

"April fool's!"

"Oh than-"

"He hanged himself in the loft."

Today is "International Women's Day",

but don't worry guys International Men's Day is coming April 1st.

I once knew someone who was born on April 1st and died on April 1st...

...His entire life was one big joke.

You gotta think about all those April 1st birthdays...

Their birthday parties must be a joke!

A man killed himself on his birthday...

His last words were "My life is a joke"

The date was April 1st, 2018.

You can explore april 1st july reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean april 1st august dad jokes. There are also april 1st puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

ULPT: April 1st is the only day of the year you can call your wife by the wrong name.

I love when people are super committed to carrying out a joke...

For instance, my parents told me I was a disappointment and kicked me out 4 years ago on April 1st. They haven't spoken to me since.

Husband cheated on his 10 year wife

Husband: Sorry but i have cheated

Wife: I have as well

Husband: April the 1st lol lol lol

Wife: what's so funny? and 3rd of march

Next year, Easter is on April 1st.

Jesus all like "lol April Fools!"

Just noticed that the use by date on my crumpets was April 1st

I was sure that someone was playing a joke on me.

People are scared of Friday 13th.

I'm not, but I am scared of April 1st, because if something bad happens to you, no one will believe you.

"Ah, ha-ha, I see what you did there mr 'I've been kidnapped, call the police'"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the april 1st november puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working april 1st march piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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