April 1st Jokes
28 april 1st jokes and hilarious april 1st puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about april 1st that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest April 1st Short Jokes
Short april 1st jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The april 1st humour may include short first april jokes also.
- Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
- Easter is on April 1st this year. Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.
- Did you know that the original Easter took place on April 1st? That Jesus sure knew how to pull off a prank!
- Today is "International Women's Day", but don't worry guys International Men's Day is coming April 1st.
- I once knew someone who was born on April 1st and died on April 1st... ...His entire life was one big joke.
- You gotta think about all those April 1st birthdays... Their birthday parties must be a joke!
- A man killed himself on his birthday... His last words were "My life is a joke"
The date was April 1st, 2018. - I love when people are super committed to carrying out a joke... For instance, my parents told me I was a disappointment and kicked me out 4 years ago on April 1st. They haven't spoken to me since.
- Husband cheated on his 10 year wife Husband: Sorry but i have cheated
Wife: I have as well
Husband: April the 1st lol lol lol
Wife: what's so funny? and 3rd of march - Just noticed that the use by date on my crumpets was April 1st I was sure that someone was playing a joke on me.
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April 1st One Liners
Which april 1st one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with april 1st? I can suggest the ones about march 1st and january 1st.
- Why was the soldier tired on April 1st? He had just come through a 31-day March.
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? They just finished a 31 day March.
- April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest.
- Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April.... ....but that's fine, my life is already a joke.
- ULPT: April 1st is the only day of the year you can call your wife by the wrong name.
- It's April 1st!? Julying!
- Feminism started on April 1st It was when a man told his wife she could leave the kitchen
Cheerful Fun April 1st Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about april 1st you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean april fools day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make april 1st pranks.
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Timmy's April Fool's joke
The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.
"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.
"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"
The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.
"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.
"April fool's!"
"Oh than-"
"He hanged himself in the loft."
People are scared of Friday 13th.
I'm not, but I am scared of April 1st, because if something bad happens to you, no one will believe you.
"Ah, ha-ha, I see what you did there mr 'I've been kidnapped, call the police'"
A woman wakes up in a hospital bed to find that she's been in a coma after a car accident.
She sees a doctor next to her and quickly asks, "Where's my son? He's really good at soccer and has a long career ahead of him."
The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry- in the accident he lost his leg. He will not be able to kick a soccer ball any more."
Getting anxious, the woman asks about her daughter. "Doctor, where is my daughter? She's a tennis prodigy, and will likely win the US Open one day!"
The doctor says, "Sorry, but in the accident she lost her arm and will not be able to pick up a racket ever again."
The woman begins to cry.
"Doctor, how long have I been in this coma?"
"About a month," he replies.
"So what's the date?" asks the woman.
"April 1st," the doctor says, grinning.
The woman begins to laugh. "Ha, so you were joking all along, weren't you?"
Chuckling, the doctor says, "Yep! They both died on impact!"
An old favorite for this festive day
A woman wakes up in a hospital bed to find that she's been in a coma after a car accident. She sees a doctor next to her and quickly asks him, Where is my son? He was really good at soccer, and had a long career ahead of him."
The doctor replies, I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg. He won't be able to kick a soccer ball any more.
The woman asks about her daughter. Doctor, where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at the US Open.
The doctor says, Sorry but in the accident she lost her arm and she won't be able to pick up a racket any more.
She begins to cry.
Doctor, asks the woman, how long have I been in this coma?
The doctor replies, Six months.
So what's the date? asks the woman.
April 1st, says the doctor.
The woman begins to laugh So you were joking then, were you?
Doctor: YES… they both died on impact.