April 1st Jokes

29 april 1st jokes and hilarious april 1st puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about april 1st that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest April 1st Short Jokes

Short april 1st jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The april 1st humour may include short first april jokes also.

  1. Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
  2. Easter is on April 1st this year. Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.
  3. Did you know that the original Easter took place on April 1st? That Jesus sure knew how to pull off a prank!
  4. Today is "International Women's Day", but don't worry guys International Men's Day is coming April 1st.
  5. I once knew someone who was born on April 1st and died on April 1st... ...His entire life was one big joke.
  6. You gotta think about all those April 1st birthdays... Their birthday parties must be a joke!
  7. A man killed himself on his birthday... His last words were "My life is a joke"
    The date was April 1st, 2018.
  8. I love when people are super committed to carrying out a joke... For instance, my parents told me I was a disappointment and kicked me out 4 years ago on April 1st. They haven't spoken to me since.
  9. Husband cheated on his 10 year wife Husband: Sorry but i have cheated
    Wife: I have as well
    Husband: April the 1st lol lol lol
    Wife: what's so funny? and 3rd of march
  10. Just noticed that the use by date on my crumpets was April 1st I was sure that someone was playing a joke on me.

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April 1st One Liners

Which april 1st one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with april 1st? I can suggest the ones about march 1st and january 1st.

  1. Why was the soldier tired on April 1st? He had just come through a 31-day March.
  2. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? They just finished a 31 day March.
  3. April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest.
  4. Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April.... ....but that's fine, my life is already a joke.
  5. ULPT: April 1st is the only day of the year you can call your wife by the wrong name.
  6. Next year, Easter is on April 1st. Jesus all like "lol April Fools!"
  7. It's April 1st!? Julying!
  8. Feminism started on April 1st It was when a man told his wife she could leave the kitchen

Cheerful Fun April 1st Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about april 1st you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean april fools day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make april 1st pranks.

April 1st Operation

(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)
"How's my wife? How's my baby?"
"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."
(Man starts crying)
"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)
(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)
"The fact is your wife died as well."

Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.
"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.
"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.
"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"
The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.
"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.
"April fool's!"
"Oh than-"
"He hanged himself in the loft."

People are scared of Friday 13th.

I'm not, but I am scared of April 1st, because if something bad happens to you, no one will believe you.
"Ah, ha-ha, I see what you did there mr 'I've been kidnapped, call the police'"