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6 apricots jokes and hilarious apricots puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about apricots that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Apricots Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Two doctors, Jenkins and Smith, are treating a man with lung disease.

They're explaining how him smoking w**... led to his condition worsening.
But it's just herbal! the patient protested. How can it be bad?
Dr Jenkins sighed. Apricot stones contain lethal amounts of cyanide. There is a certain plant in my back garden - if you sit under it for just ten minutes, you will die. Just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe for you!
The man seemed to accept that, and after he and the doctors parted ways, Dr Smith asked, What is that plant that kills you if you sit under it?
A water lily.

They say you are what you eat

So I bought myself some "ready to eat Apricots"
And after I bought them I was indeed, ready to eat Apricots.

They say you are what you eat...

Yesterday I ate ready-to-eat apricots and then I was ready to eat apricots.

I really like apricots so I went to the shop and bought a packet of ready to eat apricots

They say you are what you eat and that's true because from that moment on, I was ready to eat apricots

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Three kinds of kisses

A long time ago I met a girl that taught me about the three kinds of kisses.
1. Peaches. Say the word. Pay attention to what your lips do. Peaches.
2. Apricots. Say it. Apricots.
You probably should get pretty far into the relationship before you are ready for the third type of kiss. You should know each other very well. You should be sure you are ready for....
Alfalfa.


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