Apricot Jokes
2 apricot jokes and hilarious apricot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about apricot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Apricot Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good apricot joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two doctors, Jenkins and Smith, are treating a man with lung disease.
They're explaining how him smoking w**... led to his condition worsening.
But it's just herbal! the patient protested. How can it be bad?
Dr Jenkins sighed. Apricot stones contain lethal amounts of cyanide. There is a certain plant in my back garden - if you sit under it for just ten minutes, you will die. Just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe for you!
The man seemed to accept that, and after he and the doctors parted ways, Dr Smith asked, What is that plant that kills you if you sit under it?
A water lily.
I really like apricots so I went to the shop and bought a packet of ready to eat apricots
They say you are what you eat and that's true because from that moment on, I was ready to eat apricots
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