Apri Jokes

Following is our collection of oct humor and august one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apri puns for adults, dirty bring jokes or clean march gags for kids.

There is an abundance of officially jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 49 funniest jokes on apri. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any day witze you can hear about apri.

The Best jokes about Apri

If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?

Genocide

So it's April 2nd

And my wife's still pregnant...

April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

What do Pilgrims bring?

Smallpox

I know April keeps going until May comes...(NSFW)

Because the wall I share with my lesbian neighbors is real thin.

April showers bring May flowers...

...but Mayflowers bring smallpox.


For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.

I have no words to say how angry I am.

April Fools!

girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father

guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!

girl: haha! got me! you're not the father

April Fools Day............

The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.

April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Credit to my 5yo daughter who just told me that one. She can't read so I'm relatively sure she didn't find it here.

Roses are red April is grey joke

Roses are red April is grey, but in a few days it's gonna be May.


In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived.

I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.

April 1st Operation

(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)

"How's my wife? How's my baby?"

"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."

(Man starts crying)

"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)

(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)

"The fact is your wife died as well."

Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.

"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.

"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.

"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"

The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.

"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.

"April fool's!"

"Oh than-"

"He hanged himself in the loft."

As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant...

...sadly she didn't fall for it.

This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.

Still no matches.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

April fools in Latvia

Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.

April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

June bugs.

What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.


Why doesn't April ever eat with the other months?

It starts off fool

It's April Fool's Day

You better watch out, you might actually hear a good joke today.

If April showers bring May flowers...

I'm on track to get 2 flowers next month.

If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring?

Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.

I really like apricots so I went to the shop and bought a packet of ready to eat apricots

They say you are what you eat and that's true because from that moment on, I was ready to eat apricots

If if April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Hay fever...achooo

If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.

April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.

Walk up to a friend at work or school and whisper, "

They know." Then quickly walk away. Most people will wrack their brains wondering what they did that people found out about.

On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone.

It's just Toulouse.

Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."

Offer to wake up early and make pancakes for your family.

Cut up round, pancake-size pieces of cloth beforehand. Coat the cloth pieces with batter and cook them up. They look like actual pancakes, but can't be cut, even with a knife.

April is autism awareness month

Anyone here aware they have autism

Stretchy shrink-wrap can be loads of fun.

You can get it at most office supply stores. Completely wrap a friend's car, bike, or motorcycle. Extra credit: leave a large pink bow on top.

Why can't we have April fools every day?

At least all of the fake news is funny.

The next time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts.

After they've eaten a few handfuls, casually mention that you've never liked peanuts, but you love to suck the chocolate off of them.

Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?

Got a ceiling fan? Put some little piles of talcum powder on top of the blades and wait for somebody to turn it on. It'll be snowing indoors.

Put some ash or soot on your fingertip.

Casually mention to a friend that he has a spot of dirt on his face as you reach up to remove it. Leave your mark!

At our family BBQ's my dad would serve us briquettes and say the marshmallows burned.

Buy a prepaid gift card from Starbucks or another store for $25.

Then use it for yourself till it only has 25 cents left on it. Present it as a gift to your fool.

Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away.

Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!

Got a neighbor who's a real patriot? Always flying the flag? Sneak out late at night and replace it with a large pair of boxer shorts.

Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.

Did you know that the first April fool's day was on Easter Sunday?

That Jesus sure could pull off a prank!

April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.

You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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