The Best 51 Apri Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apri jokes. There are some apri august jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apri march puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Apri Jokes and Puns

April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.

Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.

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Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."

April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.


Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away.

Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?

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The next time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts.

After they've eaten a few handfuls, casually mention that you've never liked peanuts, but you love to suck the chocolate off of them.

Walk up to a friend at work or school and whisper, "

They know." Then quickly walk away. Most people will wrack their brains wondering what they did that people found out about.

Offer to wake up early and make pancakes for your family.

Cut up round, pancake-size pieces of cloth beforehand. Coat the cloth pieces with batter and cook them up. They look like actual pancakes, but can't be cut, even with a knife.

Put some ash or soot on your fingertip.

Casually mention to a friend that he has a spot of dirt on his face as you reach up to remove it. Leave your mark!

You can explore apri oct reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean apri bring dad jokes. There are also apri puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


At our family BBQ's my dad would serve us briquettes and say the marshmallows burned.

Buy a prepaid gift card from Starbucks or another store for $25.

Then use it for yourself till it only has 25 cents left on it. Present it as a gift to your fool.

Stretchy shrink-wrap can be loads of fun.

You can get it at most office supply stores. Completely wrap a friend's car, bike, or motorcycle. Extra credit: leave a large pink bow on top.

In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived.

I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.

April fools in Latvia

Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.

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April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

What do Pilgrims bring?

Smallpox

Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.

"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.

"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.

"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"

The mom screams, then rushes to the garage, but nothing is there. She walks back in the house.

"Nothing is in the garage." She says to him.

"April fool's!"

"Oh than-"

"He hanged himself in the loft."

If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?

Genocide


April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest.

April Fools Prank for LDR

April showers bring May flowers...

...but Mayflowers bring smallpox.

If April Showers bring May Flowers, What do May Flowers bring?

Histamines

April is autism awareness month

Anyone here aware they have autism

On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone.

It's just Toulouse.

If if April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Hay fever...achooo

April 1st Operation

(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)

"How's my wife? How's my baby?"

"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."

(Man starts crying)

"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)

(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)

"The fact is your wife died as well."

Why can't we have April fools every day?

At least all of the fake news is funny.

So it's April 2nd

And my wife's still pregnant...

It's April 2

And my girlfriend is still pregnant .-.

April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

June bugs.

What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.

April O'Neill: one of your turtles raped me

Splinter : which one ?

April : I couldn't recognize as he wasn't wearing a mask

It's April Fool's Day

You better watch out, you might actually hear a good joke today.

This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.

Still no matches.

For April Fools, I decided to swipe right on all the ugly people on Tinder but the only...

Person I saw was myself.

When it's april 2nd and grandma still won't wake up...

For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.

I have no words to say how angry I am.

As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant...

...sadly she didn't fall for it.

If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring?

Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.

I know April keeps going until May comes...(NSFW)

Because the wall I share with my lesbian neighbors is real thin.

April showers bring Mayflowers, but what do Mayflowers bring?

The Baltimore Colts to Indianapolis.

Did you know that the first April fool's day was on Easter Sunday?

That Jesus sure could pull off a prank!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Credit to my 5yo daughter who just told me that one. She can't read so I'm relatively sure she didn't find it here.

Why doesn't April ever eat with the other months?

It starts off fool

April Fools!

girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father

guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!

girl: haha! got me! you're not the father

April Fools Day............

The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.

Roses are red April is grey joke

Roses are red April is grey, but in a few days it's gonna be May.

If April showers bring May flowers...

I'm on track to get 2 flowers next month.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

I really like apricots so I went to the shop and bought a packet of ready to eat apricots

They say you are what you eat and that's true because from that moment on, I was ready to eat apricots

Aprils fools

A mom comes home from work on aprils fools and the lil bro runs up to her screaming mom mom bro hanged himself in the bedroom, petrified she makes a run for the bedroom and its empty. Turns to her kid in relief telling him that this is not the apropriate joke, while he says aprils fooooools, hes hanged in the living room.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apri officially jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working apri day piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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