Apps Jokes

Following is our collection of syncs humor and upload one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apps puns for adults, dirty device jokes or clean app gags for kids.

There is an abundance of android jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 15 funniest jokes on apps. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any iphone witze you can hear about apps.

The Best jokes about Apps

Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages

For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.

After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars...

if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality

So Apple made a spinoff of the iPod Touch...

...where you design all its features yourself. The color, storage, apps that come with it, basically everything.

However, it got banned from all Apple stores because of its name, the iTouchMyself.

Girlfriends are like phone apps

They come with in-app purchases, and need the reassurance of updates to function well.

Which dating apps do priests prefer to use?

Kinder


I think I finally understand these dating apps

They all include they want something serious and long-term, so I went on a date last week, and gave her herpes.

What was the Russian doing on his new computer?

InStalin the apps.

I just got a bunch of cool apps and games for my Windows Phone

I feel like I only meet people now using hookup apps

the last time I met a guy in real life
I was out drinking

He told me he was a cop

I found that out when he pulled me over

I use to only check no one was home when I jerked off.

Now I close all the apps on my phone too, so no one can listen in on me.

Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder

Both apps require you to swipe to catch monsters in your area.


What dating apps do spiders use?

Spinder!

Its stupid of Apple to include Health apps with their products...

...Everybody knows that people with one Kidney are not supposed to run.

I write jokes for a living and write code for fun.

I should mention I am unemployed, but there is a company that lets me sit in their offices all day making mobile apps for some regular money.

Today i was happy...

that i could finally purchase cheaper iPhone X until i realize i was updating apps in Play store...

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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