The Best 8 Approximate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Approximate jokes. There are some approximate maximum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these approximate equivalent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Approximate Jokes and Puns

There are approximately 6.02*10^23 guacas in a guacamole.

This is known as avocado's number.

Approximately 70 percent of the earth is covered by water. Only 1 percent of this water is drinkable.

Therefore 69 is dirty.

Gurl, if I could rearrange the alphabet

I would make the first twelve letters be E,T,A,O,I,N,S,H,R,D,L and U. Those being the approximate order of the most frequently appearing letters in the English alphabet.

Approximately eighty million Americans are obese.

But those are just round figures.

The difference between the engineer, the physicist, and the mathematician..

The engineer believes equations approximate reality..

The physicist believes reality approximates equations..

The mathematician has no idea what the other two are talking about.


What does an approximately normal statistician eat for lunch?

A large CLT

Approximately how many cows does it take to stock a grocery store with beef?

Most of them won't even show up to work, but if you can get them there, two should be able to handle the job.

The son of a statistician was murdered.

His son vowed to one day approximate revenge.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the approximate circa jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working approximate uppercase piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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