Fun-Filled Approximate Jokes to Boost Your Mood
There are approximately 6.02*10^23 guacas in a guacamole.
This is known as avocado's number.
Approximately 70 percent of the earth is covered by water. Only 1 percent of this water is drinkable.
Therefore 69 is dirty.
Gurl, if I could rearrange the alphabet
I would make the first twelve letters be E,T,A,O,I,N,S,H,R,D,L and U. Those being the approximate order of the most frequently appearing letters in the English alphabet.
Approximately eighty million Americans are obese.
But those are just round figures.
The difference between the engineer, the physicist, and the mathematician..
The engineer believes equations approximate reality..
The physicist believes reality approximates equations..
The mathematician has no idea what the other two are talking about.
What does an approximately normal statistician eat for lunch?
A large CLT
Approximately how many cows does it take to stock a grocery store with beef?
Most of them won't even show up to work, but if you can get them there, two should be able to handle the job.
The son of a statistician was murdered.
His son vowed to one day approximate revenge.
