The Best 5 Approx Jokes

Following is our collection of Approx jokes which are very funny. There are some approx eggnostic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these approx kilometer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Approximately eighty million Americans are obese.

But those are just round figures.

What does an approximately normal statistician eat for lunch?

A large CLT

Approximately how many cows does it take to stock a grocery store with beef?

Most of them won't even show up to work, but if you can get them there, two should be able to handle the job.

What would you get if you calculated the rate at which approx. 350 tonnes would fall from approx. 30,000 feet?

The live-action remake of Up.

Whats approx 6" long and will always bring a smile to a woman's face ?

A $100 note.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the approx hilarity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working approx subscribe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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