Silly & Ridiculous Approx Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
There are approximately 6.02*10^23 guacas in a guacamole.
This is known as avocado's number.
Approximately 70 percent of the earth is covered by water. Only 1 percent of this water is drinkable.
Therefore 69 is dirty.
Approximately eighty million Americans are obese.
But those are just round figures.
Flat Earthers vindicated
The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.
What does an approximately normal statistician eat for lunch?
A large CLT
Approximately how many cows does it take to stock a grocery store with beef?
Most of them won't even show up to work, but if you can get them there, two should be able to handle the job.
What would you get if you calculated the rate at which approx. 350 tonnes would fall from approx. 30,000 feet?
The live-action remake of Up.
Whats approx 6" long and will always bring a smile to a woman's face ?
A $100 note.