Approvingly Jokes
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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked - Where did you get such a great bike?
The second one replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike".
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want".
The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit".
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In the original 'Good Will Hunting' script, there is a surprise gay s**... scene between the two straight leads. It was purposely put there as a test to see if studios actually read the script. Harvey Weinstein was the only producer who mentioned the scene
Weinstein said that the s**... scene usually takes place before he approves a movie
BREAKING: The US Senate has unanimously approved a bill that would make Daylight Savings Time permanent!
If you ask me, it's about time!
I lost my watch at a party.
After some intensive searching through the crowd, I spotted it lying on the floor. There was a guy standing on it. When I looked up, I saw the guy harassing a girl, touching her at all the wrong places. She obviously didn't approve. So I walked over there and punched this guy in the face. Nobody treats girls like that. Not on my watch.
I dated an English teacher for a few months, but it didn't work out.
She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.
What's chocolate's preferred pronouns?
Her/she
I got an eye roll from the wife on this one. I guess that's the dad joke seal of approval.
Vladimir Putin's approval rate is 80%...
The other 20% are missing.
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