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After some intensive searching through the crowd, I spotted it lying on the floor. There was a guy standing on it. When I looked up, I saw the guy harassing a girl, touching her at all the wrong places. She obviously didn't approve. So I walked over there and punched this guy in the face. Nobody treats girls like that. Not on my watch.
She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.
I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.
She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.
Immigrants should be allowed to wear what they like.
At least that's the impression that I get.
The wife freaks out but calms down enough to ask what happened. The man says well i was in the mall today on the escalator and there was this cute girl in front of me and she had her skirt tucked into her but. I pulled it out for her and she turned around and punched me in the eye. The wife says yeah i approve of that but how did you get the second one? The man says well i figured she liked it that way and pushed it back in.
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**Germans are very efficient and not very funny.**
*Source: My co-worker.*
*I'm German and I approve this message.*
They don't approve of shots.
The FDA wouldn't approve it because it didn't protect you against all rays.
But those in Abu Dhabi do.
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I'm constantly treading on eggshells.
Which she also doesn't approve of.
Turns out the police didn't exactly approve of our relationship.
They keep on getting elected.
but $50 is $50.
.. 5/6 approve
At an all-you-can-eat buffet, my nine-year-old was excited to find a chocolate milk machine. But her aunt did not approve. Chocolate milk for dinner? she asked.
It's delicious! said my daughter.
Her aunt shrugged. Well, its 8 a.m. somewhere.
The counsellor says, "So, you two are married, correct?"
"Correct," they reply.
"And you are having regular sex?" asks the counsellor.
"Absolutely," they reply,
"So," laughs the counsellor, "What is the problem?"
They say, "Well, our partners don't really approve."
Because it might lead to dancing.
But you should have seen her face when I told her I'd been promoted from ball boy to head of staff.
My parents didn't approve of him, but that was because they had no context.
They were all ~z-s.
Because it is not holy.
Both of them are in it just to get Himalaid.
I can't help it though, she just makes me feel a tease.
I told them to beat it but they didn't leave! They even thanked me for my approval! I don't approve and I'm appalled and offended.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
Mom and Dad invited Aunt Edna over for dinner. Mom was cooking while Dad set the table, and Aunt Edna asked Timmy what they were having for dinner.
"Fish," said Timmy.
"Hmf," said Aunt Edna. "I don't approve of foods that have spent their previous lives immersed in salt. Are you quite sure?"
"Yep." Timmy shrugged. "Dad said to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old trout for dinner.'"
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