The Best 9 Apprehensive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apprehensive jokes. There are some apprehensive tolio jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apprehensive uneasy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Apprehensive Jokes and Puns

A little boy and a clown go walking into the woods.

As they get deeper and deeper into the woods, the little boy starts looking around, apprehensive.

"Boy, it sure is getting scary in here." the little boy says.

"YOU'RE scared?" the clown replies, "I still have to walk back out of here by myself!"

Getting Married!

A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.....

The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at ease...

When they came to the question, "Are you entering this marriage of your own free will?".....

There was a long pause. Finally, the girl looked over at the apprehensive young man and said, "Put down 'Yes.'" 

What do you give an apprehensive person with bad breath?

An encourage mint.

It's isn't rocket science

A patient on the dentist's chair was scared and quite apprehensive about the procedure he was going to undergo.

He asks a lot of questions and details from the dentist.

The dentist says, reassuringly:

"Relax, it's not brain surgery....Unless I slip."

I'm very apprehensive about getting my hair cut by a Jamaican barber.

In fact, I'm dreading it.


My girlfriend screamed at me and said I'm too apprehensive.

Should I leave her?

What do you call an apprehensive cannibal?

Hannibble.

What do you call an apprehensive squash?

*Butternut.....*

From Sickipedia

My girlfriend showed me the positive pregnancy test with an apprehensive look in her eyes. "We are keeping it, aren't we?"

"Why?" I asked, surprised. "I thought you can use them only once"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apprehensive panicky jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working apprehensive persistent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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