Comical & Quirky Apprehensive Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
A little boy and a clown go walking into the woods.
As they get deeper and deeper into the woods, the little boy starts looking around, apprehensive.
"Boy, it sure is getting scary in here." the little boy says.
"YOU'RE scared?" the clown replies, "I still have to walk back out of here by myself!"
Getting Married!
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.....
The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at ease...
When they came to the question, "Are you entering this marriage of your own free will?".....
There was a long pause. Finally, the girl looked over at the apprehensive young man and said, "Put down 'Yes.'"
What do you give an apprehensive person with bad breath?
An encourage mint.
Education
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School. He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation. "Scared, Lieutenant? ", I asked. He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive. "I asked, "What's the difference? "He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education. "
It's isn't rocket science
A patient on the dentist's chair was scared and quite apprehensive about the procedure he was going to undergo.
He asks a lot of questions and details from the dentist.
The dentist says, reassuringly:
"Relax, it's not brain surgery....Unless I slip."
I'm very apprehensive about getting my hair cut by a Jamaican barber.
In fact, I'm dreading it.
My girlfriend screamed at me and said I'm too apprehensive.
Should I leave her?
What do you call an apprehensive cannibal?
Hannibble.
What do you call an apprehensive squash?
*Butternut.....*
From Sickipedia
My girlfriend showed me the positive pregnancy test with an apprehensive look in her eyes. "We are keeping it, aren't we?"
"Why?" I asked, surprised. "I thought you can use them only once"
