Apprehended Jokes
14 apprehended jokes and hilarious apprehended puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about apprehended that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Apprehended Short Jokes
Short apprehended jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The apprehended humour may include short arrested jokes also.
- SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended. He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
- A man was arrested for killing gang members, then cutting off their feet and taking them When apprehended, the man said he had heard it was profitable to sell Crip toes.
- In other news..... Police arrested a musician for stealing Police apprehended a musician for stealing the right half of the piano.
He was in treble. - The authorities just apprehended a notorious cereal killer. When they asked him why he did it, he said... ... he did it for the Kix.
- Police apprehended a shady exterminator who releases pests into client's homes They caught him fleeing the scene
- A team of thieves stole $18,000 worth of tracking devices from a warehouse. They were apprehended within hours.
- Yet another fugitive has been apprehended thanks to the renowned Chinese detective, Hu Yu Hai Din.
- What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended? A small medium at-large?
- Police nearly apprehended a drug dealer selling c**... in a tobacco store. They were close, but no cigar.
- A man was apprehended for public m**... but ultimately let go because he only did it for 10 seconds... Ya, he definitely got off easy.
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Apprehended One Liners
Which apprehended one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with apprehended? I can suggest the ones about detained and arrested charged.
- What did the German bandit say when he was finally apprehended by Peralta? Nein nein!
- Why did the police officer apprehend the insomniac? They were resisting a rest.
Comical Apprehended Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about apprehended you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean arrested assaulting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make apprehended pranks.
Usain Bolt was going for run around his neighborhood when a policeman pulled him over.
Usain, confused to why he was being apprehended, asked, "Is there a problem with a black man going for a run?"
The cop respond, "No, you were doing 30 in a 15."
Morgue m**... Caught
The infamous Morgue m**... was finally apprehended for his crimes of breaking into morgues and brutally slitting the throats of unsuspecting employees.
It turns out that it really never pays to cut coroners.
Textile Mill Heist
Earlier today police apprehended a criminal who had loaded an industrial-sized loom and 10 cubic meters of wool onto a truck in an attempted robbery of a local textile factory.
Police became suspicious of the truck when they noticed the driver weaving all over the road.
There once was a washing machine that loved washing stuff he found...
He would find ANYTHING on the ground, forcefully shove it inside him, clean it, and take it out. One day he found some money on the ground and did his usual routine before being apprehended by the FBI. He was arrested for Money Laundering.
An assassin was apprehended for murdering a farmer's cow with the trinkets he had stolen from the farmer's wife's china cabinet.
It was the first recorded case of a knick knack p**... whack.
