Appreciation Jokes

Discover appreciation jokes and how humor and respect can help unify any workplace. From pastor and teacher appreciation to employee and staff appreciation, learn how to express your appreciation for those around you and keep morale high. Find out why it's important to appreciate each other's efforts and how it helps to create an alliance of respective individuals who can unite in the workplace.

The Funniest Appreciation Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

I wanted to show appreciation to my new girlfriend's f**.... Little did I know the woman in the bed was her sister..

I got off on the wrong foot.

"Dad, are you planning on getting me a gift for my birthday?"

"Of course, but your mother and I would like to get you something you will enjoy, what is it you want?"


"Well, crypto is hot - how about a Bitcoin."


"A Bitcoin? Sheesh, those things cost $45,237! Do you know how long it takes me to earn $31,479? Some day you'll have a job yourself and have a better appreciation of how much $63,981 is on a pre-tax basis! I don't understand what you're going to do with a $26,109 bitcoin anyway.

Pick something else - $4,807 for a bitcoin is more than we were going spend."

Reality vs LinkedIn

Reality:

I got my driving license

Linkedin:

I am honored and thrilled to announce that I have been selected among the top 5 applicants who participated in professional and the most-respected exam which evaluates the skills and ability to operate fuel-based vehicles. I cannot wait to see what the next chapter holds, and I cannot express my appreciation to the ministry of transportation, Wendy's, Google, NASA, my neighbors who supported me during this difficult journey.

How did the editor fix the writer's article about appreciation for a certain valuable mineral?

A terrible hairdresser was known for cutting customers' scalps with scissors.

One such customer, fed up and covered in wounds, told the hairdresser off.

The hairdresser snapped back, "Hey buddy, show some appreciation! You only paid $5 for this haircut, and I've already used $10 worth of bandages!"

\- From "Philogelos", an ancient Greek joke book dated to around 200 AD.

Today is Cow Appreciation Day at Chik-fil-a....

But when I went in dressed as my wife they wouldn't give me my free chicken sandwich.

I recently took a trip to learn more about Greek culture and to gain a greater appreciation of their amazing works of art and architecture.

The British museum is a really cool place.

Appreciation joke, I recently took a trip to learn more about Greek culture and to gain a greater appreciation of their

Tetanus isn't actually caused by rusty objects, but by bacteria in dirt, which we often associate with rusty nails and tools that can introduce the bacteria through wounds.

This is why tetanus vaccines are so important. For anti-vaxxers, that truth could be hard to s**....

Any appreciation for lockjaw puns?

I finally got some quiet neighbors!

Every once in a while, I put some flowers on a few of their grave stones out of appreciation.

I'm going to the inaugural meeting of the Dodgem Car Appreciation Society later.

They're expecting a bumper crowd.

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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Never any appreciation

Sure, I might be one of the world's greatest pickpockets, but does anyone ever notice?

However, there was one time when I ended up in a police lineup, but even then I didn't get the recognition I deserved.

Let's show a little appreciation for smokers.

If it wasn't for them, it would have been many years until we could have charged our phones in cars.

Appreciation speech

I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My fingers, I can always count on them, and the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

I'm here all week.

What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday?

According to Lewinsky...
Happy Employee Appreciation Day!

My father, although a terrible person, had a great appreciation for electric chairs

He passed yesterday, but it was great to see his face light up for the last time.

Appreciation joke, My father, although a terrible person, had a great appreciation for electric chairs

The best student in my wine appreciation class is flamboyantly gay

But then they say that distinctly fruity overtones are the mark of a good sommelier

People have been so nice lately that Ive begun to give them a copy of The Hobbit every time.

You know, as a Tolkien of my appreciation.

"The Hobbit" was one man's gift to the world

A mere Tolkien of appreciation for all the world had done for him

Why was Beethoven always sad?

Because he never heard anyone give their appreciation for his compositions.

I had to make a sign for the International Haiku club:

International
Haiku appreciation
Conference meeting

Just want to show my appreciation to all the staff working in the Intensive Care Units by saying

I See You

Breast implant patient in appreciation for the surgeon's work said: "Thanks for the mammaries!"

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Thank you for coming....

to show my appreciation i have been practicing my f**... on a piano

Statues need more appreciation

too often they are taken for granite

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