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  1. Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.
  2. I tried to be an Uber driver... Trouble is, my passengers didn't appreciate when I went the extra mile.
  3. TodayI discovered that Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween... I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors
  4. Do you know why I don't make fat jokes? Because they wouldn't be appreciated by the wider audience.
  5. "Do you know why I don't make fat jokes?" "No. Why?"
    "Because they wouldn't be appreciated by the wider audience."
  6. Why do they call # hashtag and not pound Because feminists wouldn't appreciate PoundMeToo movement.
  7. I had posted this on Clean Jokes, just thought you guys would appreciate it. So, The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar
    It was tense.
  8. When my child tells me she's thirsty (firsty) I tell her cool I'm secondy. She does not appreciate the joke. Neither does anyone else.
  9. How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated...
  10. What's the difference between your boss and your girlfriend? Your girlfriend appreciates when you come late.

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Which appreciates one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with appreciates? I can suggest the ones about admire and work appreciation.

  1. What I want written on my tombstone: "Not appreciating puns was a grave mistake"
  2. I appreciate you guys for explaining the word "many" It means a lot
  3. I bought my wife a book on Mindfulness... ... but she didn't appreciate the present.
  4. I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday He was not very appreciative of it though
  5. my friends gave me dirt for my birthday I really appreciated the sediment
  6. Vegans don't appreciate my dad jokes Probably because they are so cheesy.
  7. Why do pirates like to watch boxing? Because they can all appreciate a strong right hook.
  8. Why do vaccinated people don't appreciate a Covid joke They usually just don't get it
  9. Women are like computers. You never really appreciate them until they go down on you.
  10. Appreciated This joke is under appreciated
  11. Ladies; if he can't appreciate your fruit puns It's time to let this mango.
  12. Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes… You need to let that mango.
  13. Why does the dog not appreciate being called fat? Because he's just a little Husky.
  14. I've just released my own fragrance Nobody else in the elevator appreciated it
  15. When I read haikus, I don't appreciate them.
    I count syllables.

Appreciates joke, When I read haikus,

Uplifting Appreciates Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about appreciates you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean praise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make appreciates pranks.

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,

"No, just leave it in the carton! "
P. S. thanks for the 4 people who sort by new. appreciate it.

What do libertarians and house cats have in common?

They both act like they are independent and self sufficient but in reality are utterly dependent on a system they can neither appreciate nor understand.

Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the waiter asked if I'd like to hear today's special.

I said yeah
He said, today is special.
I said, I can appreciate a good dad joke, but can you tell me about the menu please.
The waiter slams his notebook down on the table, and says, sir the men I please is my own private business.
**EDIT**
Thank you for the awards!!

Appreciates joke, What I want written on my tombstone: