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Especially when your doctor has you stick your finger up your own ass and then you find out that he isn't really a doctor and you are in the wrong meeting.
They chat and learn they have a common bond. The first one says "My restaurant was wiped out by a fire, everything inside was wrecked."
The second one says "Mine was taken out by a flood, total loss too."
The first one thinks a bit then asks "How do you start a flood?"
I said, "That's fine but what did your dentist say?"
She went through her survey and, at the end, asked him for his greatest strengths and weaknesses.
Well, weaknesses... he said I guess I sometimes have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality
"And your greatest strength? She asked.
Oh, I'm the Batman
What do you mean? I asked.
She said let's do a bit of role playing. I'll be the doctor and you be the patient .
Alright... I went with it, How are you, doctor?
We have no appointments till November. Goodbye .
But I'm not inclined to believe him
He was at all my appointments.
So they don't get bored in retirement.
Because they crack under pressure.
Apparently she is just really bad with faces.
The doctor's appointments
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The Johns make appointments.
But between you and me it's because my mom doesn't make my appointments anymore
I showed up for class *a week late.*
[Heard just now on Freakonomics.]
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