Appointments Jokes

Following is our collection of sessions humor and chiropractic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Appointments puns for adults, dirty flossophy jokes or clean receptionist gags for kids.

There is an abundance of ailment jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 12 funniest jokes on appointments. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any deadlines witze you can hear about appointments.

The Best jokes about Appointments

Two men are waiting for appointments with their insurance claims adjuster.

They chat and learn they have a common bond. The first one says "My restaurant was wiped out by a fire, everything inside was wrecked."

The second one says "Mine was taken out by a flood, total loss too."

The first one thinks a bit then asks "How do you start a flood?"

My wife just got back from her OB/GYN appointments. He told her she cannot have sex 6 weeks.

I said, "That's fine but what did your dentist say?"

I was at the eye doctor with my 92 year old dad and they were asking people if they'd mind answering a few questions while they waited for their appointments. My dad said sure and we sat down in a corner with this lady.

She went through her survey and, at the end, asked him for his greatest strengths and weaknesses.

Well, weaknesses... he said I guess I sometimes have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality

"And your greatest strength? She asked.

Oh, I'm the Batman

My wife said we should spice up our love life

What do you mean? I asked.

She said let's do a bit of role playing. I'll be the doctor and you be the patient .

Alright... I went with it, How are you, doctor?

We have no appointments till November. Goodbye .

My therapist thinks that I may have trouble trusting him because I'm always lying down flat on his couch at our appointments

But I'm not inclined to believe him


Somebody stole my day planner, but I caught the guy...

He was at all my appointments.

Why do people that go for chiropractic appointments cry afterwards?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why do Old People have so many Doctors appointments?

So they don't get bored in retirement.

What's the hardest event in women's gymnastics?

The doctor's appointments

Having attended all prenatal appointments for two kids, i was disappointed my wife's obgyn didn't recognize me at the grocery store

Apparently she is just really bad with faces.

How do you know if a person is horrible?

The Johns make appointments.


Reports show that adults aged 18-24 are the healthiest, with the least dr visits per age

But between you and me it's because my mom doesn't make my appointments anymore

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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