Appoint Jokes

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The Best jokes about Appoint

Teacher: What do you do after school?

1st Student: I go and buy weed from Yakobo
2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.
4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework.
Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
4th Student: Yakobo

A doctor's appointment

A man goes to the doctor complaining about back pain and the doctor notices the man's terrible posture.

"Do you have any ideas as to why you have such awful posture?" asks the doctor.

"Well", replies the man, "I've got a hunch."

Doctor's appointment.

Janet: I have a doctor's appointment today but I really don't want to go… 

Adam: Just call in sick then.

A dad says to his son

Dad: I want you to marry a girl I have chosen for you

Son: No I don't want to

Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter

Son: In that case, ok!

The Dad then goes to Bill Gates,

Dad: I want you to marry off your daughter to my son

Bill Gates: Absolutely not

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank

Bill Gates: In that case, ok!

The Dad then goes to the president of the World Bank,

Dad: I want you to appoint my son as the CEO of your bank

President: Absolutely not

Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates

President: In that case, ok!

This is what you call Business...

Appointing a class monitor..

*Teacher*: What do you do after school?

*1st Student*: I go and buy weed from Yakobo

*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.

*3rd Student*: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.

*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.

*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?

*4th Student*: Yakobo

*Teacher*: Satan!


I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow, but I don't want to go.

I am thinking to just call there and say i am sick.

Trump should appoint Sarah Palin as the Administrator of NASA.

I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:

I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.

What do a doctor's appointment and Reddit video have in common?

You wait 2 hours to see them for 2 minutes.

The appointment.

Jack wakes up one morning next to Jill. He's feeling amorous and starts caressing her and tugging at her pyjama bottoms. She groans and says, "oh... not now, honey. You know I have a gynecologist appointment this morning...." Jack rolls over resignedly. After a few minutes he turns back toward her and says, "umm... you don't have a dentist appointment, do you?"

Why did Donald Trump want to appoint Ivanka the Secretary of State?

Because in his line of work, you always get to bang the secretary.

You can never get an appointment at a library

They are always fully booked


I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery...

...but the doctor left me hangin'

I had an appointment with my eye doctor cause I thought I was going blind.

Something came up so I couldn't see him today.

I had an appointment with my dentist this...

...morning and she's agreed to go on a date with me tonight. My turn to give her a filling followed by a messy extraction.

Can you appoint a point?

No, but you can align a line

Appointment in Samarra.

A merchant in Baghdad sends his servant to the marketplace for provisions. Shortly, the servant comes home white and trembling and tells him that in the marketplace he was jostled by a woman, whom he recognized as Death, and she made a threatening gesture. Borrowing the merchant's horse, he flees at top speed to Samarra, a distance of about 75 miles (125 km), where he believes Death will not find him. The merchant then goes to the marketplace and finds Death, and asks why she made the threatening gesture. She replies, "That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra."

During an appointment, a doctor tells his patient, "You have got to stop masturbating!"

The patient gets concerned and asks, "Why? Is it affecting my health?"

"No! I'm just trying to examine you!"

[WP] God tries to appear as a burning bush in front of Moses , but instead he appears in front of the illuminati to appoint one of them.

Whoops, wrong shrub

I had a doctor's appointment for a sore throat, but my car broke down on the way there. I walked the rest of the way and told her what happened.

She said, "Say AAA..."


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