The Best 20 Appoint Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Appoint jokes. There are some appoint nominate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these appoint successor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Appoint Jokes and Puns

Teacher: What do you do after school?

1st Student: I go and buy weed from Yakobo
2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.
4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework.
Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
4th Student: Yakobo

A doctor's appointment

A man goes to the doctor complaining about back pain and the doctor notices the man's terrible posture.

"Do you have any ideas as to why you have such awful posture?" asks the doctor.

"Well", replies the man, "I've got a hunch."

Doctor's appointment.

Janet: I have a doctor's appointment today but I really don't want to go… 

Adam: Just call in sick then.

Appoint joke, Doctor's appointment.

I've got an appointment with my psychic next week....

but she's just phoned me to say that I can't make it.

A teacher asks her students what they do after school.

Teacher : "What do you do after school?"

Student #1 : "I always go buy cigarettes from Yakobo"

Student #2 : "I go to buy weed from Yakobo"

Student #3 : "I go to buy cocaine from Yakobo"

Student #4 : "I always stay at home and do my homework"

Teacher : \*points at Student #4\* "You are a great student. I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to the other students. What is your name?"

Student #4 : "Yakobo"


Appointing a class monitor..

*Teacher*: What do you do after school?

*1st Student*: I go and buy weed from Yakobo

*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.

*3rd Student*: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.

*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.

*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?

*4th Student*: Yakobo

*Teacher*: Satan!

I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow, but I don't want to go.

I am thinking to just call there and say i am sick.

Appoint joke, I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow, but I don't want to go.

What do a doctor's appointment and Reddit video have in common?

You wait 2 hours to see them for 2 minutes.

Trump should appoint Sarah Palin as the Administrator of NASA.

I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:

I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.

The appointment.

Jack wakes up one morning next to Jill. He's feeling amorous and starts caressing her and tugging at her pyjama bottoms. She groans and says, "oh... not now, honey. You know I have a gynecologist appointment this morning...." Jack rolls over resignedly. After a few minutes he turns back toward her and says, "umm... you don't have a dentist appointment, do you?"

Why did Donald Trump want to appoint Ivanka the Secretary of State?

Because in his line of work, you always get to bang the secretary.

You can explore appoint delegate reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean appoint quarantine dad jokes. There are also appoint puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


You can never get an appointment at a library

They are always fully booked

I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery...

...but the doctor left me hangin'

I had an appointment with my eye doctor cause I thought I was going blind.

Something came up so I couldn't see him today.

I had an appointment with my dentist this...

...morning and she's agreed to go on a date with me tonight. My turn to give her a filling followed by a messy extraction.

Can you appoint a point?

No, but you can align a line

Appoint joke, Can you appoint a point?

[WP] God tries to appear as a burning bush in front of Moses , but instead he appears in front of the illuminati to appoint one of them.

Whoops, wrong shrub

Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA

He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids.

During an appointment, a doctor tells his patient, "You have got to stop masturbating!"

The patient gets concerned and asks, "Why? Is it affecting my health?"

"No! I'm just trying to examine you!"


I had a doctor's appointment for a sore throat, but my car broke down on the way there. I walked the rest of the way and told her what happened.

She said, "Say AAA..."

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