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Then Ok!
Dad: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "No."
Dad: "The girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
Son: "Then Ok!" \*\*
\*\* Dad goes to Bill Gates. \*\*
Dad: "I want your daughter to marry my son."
Bill Gates: "No."
Dad: "My son is the CEO of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Then ok!"
\*\*Dad goes to the President of the World Bank. \*\*
Dad: "Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank."
President: "No!"
Dad: "He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates."
President: "Then OK."
Teacher: What do you do after school?
1st Student: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo
2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
3rd Student: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo.
4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework.
Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
4th Student: Yakobo
A doctor's appointment
A man goes to the doctor complaining about back pain and the doctor notices the man's terrible posture.
"Do you have any ideas as to why you have such awful posture?" asks the doctor.
"Well", replies the man, "I've got a hunch."
Doctor's appointment.
Janet: I have a doctor's appointment today but I really don't want to go…
Adam: Just call in sick then.
I've got an appointment with my psychic next week....
but she's just phoned me to say that I can't make it.
A teacher asks her students what they do after school.
Teacher : "What do you do after school?"
Student #1 : "I always go buy cigarettes from Yakobo"
Student #2 : "I go to buy w**... from Yakobo"
Student #3 : "I go to buy c**... from Yakobo"
Student #4 : "I always stay at home and do my homework"
Teacher : \*points at Student #4\* "You are a great student. I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to the other students. What is your name?"
Student #4 : "Yakobo"
Appointing a class monitor..
*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
*4th Student*: Yakobo
*Teacher*: Satan!
I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow, but I don't want to go.
I am thinking to just call there and say i am sick.
What do a doctor's appointment and Reddit video have in common?
You wait 2 hours to see them for 2 minutes.
Trump should appoint Sarah Palin as the Administrator of NASA.
I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:
I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.
The appointment.
Jack wakes up one morning next to Jill. He's feeling amorous and starts caressing her and tugging at her pyjama bottoms. She groans and says, "oh... not now, honey. You know I have a gynecologist appointment this morning...." Jack rolls over resignedly. After a few minutes he turns back toward her and says, "umm... you don't have a dentist appointment, do you?"
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Teacher : What do you do after school ?
"I always go to buy cigarettes from Basil" - Girl 1
"I always go to buy w**... from Basil" - Boy 1
"I always go to buy c**... from Basil" - Girl 2
"I always go and do my homework" - Boy 2
The teacher, nearly surviving a heart attack after hearing the answers, had a smile on her face. *Finally a normal student*, she thought.
Teacher - "Wow! You're great student and a good example for others! I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. What is you name?"
Boy 2 - "Basil!"
Why did Donald Trump want to appoint Ivanka the Secretary of State?
Because in his line of work, you always get to bang the secretary.
I had an appointment with a microbiologist today
But I couldn't find him
You can never get an appointment at a library
They are always fully booked
I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery...
...but the doctor left me hangin'
I had an appointment with my eye doctor cause I thought I was going blind.
Something came up so I couldn't see him today.
I had an appointment with my dentist this...
...morning and she's agreed to go on a date with me tonight. My turn to give her a filling followed by a messy extraction.
Can you appoint a point?
No, but you can align a line
[WP] God tries to appear as a burning bush in front of Moses , but instead he appears in front of the illuminati to appoint one of them.
Whoops, wrong shrub
Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA
He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids.
During an appointment, a doctor tells his patient, "You have got to stop m**...!"
The patient gets concerned and asks, "Why? Is it affecting my health?"
"No! I'm just trying to examine you!"
I had a doctor's appointment for a sore t**..., but my car broke down on the way there. I walked the rest of the way and told her what happened.
She said, "Say AAA..."
