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5 application security jokes and hilarious application security puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about application security that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Application Security Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.

Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, shows her the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!"

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.


Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough.
He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof.
He goes home to his wife, shows her the check, and explains to her what has happened.
She replies, “Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!”

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.

Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, shows her the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!"

You might be a necropheliac if...

Shout out to Jeff Foxworthy for the inspiration. Here we go.
You might be a necropheliac if...
Your version of tinder is the local obituaries.
You have detailed knowledge of the security setup of every f**... home and cemetery in your city.
The contents of your trunk include a shovel, a flashlight, and a dozen roses.
You have been notified in writing that your repeated applications to work at the county morgue will not result in an interview.
Your nicest clothes smell of Cologne, formaldehyde and shame.
And finally...
All of your dates give you the cold shoulder, and you absolutely love it.

An old man goes to apply for social security

An old man goes to apply for social security. The woman at the counter asks for his ID to confirm his age. The old man realizes that he has left it at home, so he takes off his shirt, revealing a chest full of silver hair and says "See this."
The woman replies "Well to have that much gray hair you must surely be old enough, application approved."
Elated the old man returns home and tells his wife what has occurred.
The wife looks at him and says "You should have dropped your pants, they would have given you disability also."


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