Appliances Jokes

53 appliances jokes and hilarious appliances puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about appliances that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your household routine a source of laughter with these hilarious jokes about all the appliances you use on a daily basis. Find out which household devices are the funniest and keep the good vibes coming while you cook, vacuum, and more.

Funniest Appliances Short Jokes

Short appliances jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The appliances humour may include short kitchen appliance jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing electrical appliances. Welp she's in for a shock.
  2. They say German durability and build quality is unmatched, especially for appliances such as ovens. How did they achieve such quality? They tested their ovens 6 million times.
  3. Old joke time, Why are wedding dresses white? To match the other appliances in the kitchen.
  4. "With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?" "I'm certainly not a big fan."
  5. My wife said she wanted new kitchen appliances or some new bath bombs for our anniversary. I compromised and bought her a toaster.
  6. GF: I'm leaving you! Me: Is it because I create gf nicknames out of names of kitchen appliances?
    GF: No, it's because you're always making fun of my height
    Me: You know I love you microbabe!
  7. How do kitchen appliances greet each other? They microwave.
  8. What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance.
  9. Why are wedding dresses white So that the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
  10. What kitchen appliance does Goku have to become Super Saiyan to use? The Frieza!

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Appliances One Liners

Which appliances one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with appliances? I can suggest the ones about household appliance and utensils.

  1. My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock.
  2. Why does a bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
  3. My kids say I'm hopeless at fixing appliances... Well, they're in for a shock...
  4. Studies show that more Americans watch television... than any other household appliance.
  5. Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave.
  6. Why do Brides wear white? To match the rest of the household appliances.
  7. What kitchen appliance is most likely to start a fire? A wife
  8. There's a kitchen appliance knocking at my door… I'll let that sink in.
  9. It has been proven that more Americans watch television than any other appliance.
  10. What did the wall outlet say to the appliance? "You're grounded."
  11. Tonight I am going to reveal my new kitchen appliance It'll be a blender reveal party
  12. What is de most enjoyable household appliance? De light.
  13. What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker
  14. What do you get when you cross Australia with a kitchen appliance? A frigeridoo
  15. What is it called when kitchen appliances get together for a meeting? A cabinet.

Household Appliances Jokes

Here is a list of funny household appliances jokes and even better household appliances puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Amazing times We live in a time where household fixtures and appliances can be delivered right to your front door with but a click...
    Let that sink in.
  • What do you call a reptile that ruins household appliances? A crack-a-dial
  • What's a surfers least favourite household appliance? A Microwave.
  • If Iron Man were the household appliance, his alter ego would be Tony Starch. #ShowerThoughts
  • Why are wedding dresses white? Because other household appliances also are.
  • Why does the bride wear white? 'cause household appliances always come in white.
  • I hate my dodgy household appliances... My hairdryer s**... and my vaccum blows.
  • What's my least favorite household appliance? Vacuum cleaners. They s**....
Appliances joke, What's my least favorite household appliance?

Cheeky Appliances Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about appliances you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kitchen utensils jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make appliances pranks.

Al Sharpton goes to Best Buy

Al Sharpton heads into best buy and is browsing the appliance section. He calls over a young white male employee.
Al: Hey young man, I'd like to register a complaint.
Best Buy Guy: What seems to be the issue sir?
Al: Well you see son, all of these washers are white! This is outrageous!
Best Buy Guy: (opens the lid and points inside the machine) Well if you look inside sir, you'll see that all the agitators are black.

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain

"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave."

People are always worried about their cell phones or microwaves spying on them. Truth is, those are not the appliances you need to be concerned about.

It's your Vacuum Cleaner that you need to be worried about....'s been collecting dirt on you for years.

And then the fight started.

A son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'
The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white..

A son asked his mother, "Why are wedding dresses white?"

She replied, "It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure."
Then the son went and asked the same question to his father.
"All household appliances come in white," said his father.

Wanna hear about my appliances?

My fan blows me away, the fridge is pretty cool, the vacuum s**... and the air ventilator just sits there and collects dust


My wife has made me buy an electric bread maker, electric stove, electric blender, electric toaster and other appliances. Now she's complaining that we have too many appliances and nowhere to sit down. So I bought her an electric chair.

I have Apple appliances in every room of my home.

In addition everyone in my household owns an iPhone, iPad or both. We are pretty diligent about keeping all of the devices synchronized with each other. All, except for some reason, the kitchen.
I guess you could say, everything but the kitchen's synch'd.

Appliances joke, How do kitchen appliances greet each other?