Great Appliance Store Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave."
I needed a new washer and dryer
So the guy at the appliance store sold me those units that have Wi-Fi. I've bern walking around with damp underwear for two weeks because I can't remember my password.
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The new dishwasher I bought was made with water-soluble parts.
That's the last time I buy something from a store called "Appliance Solutions".
