Unearthly Funniest Appliance Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
Al Sharpton goes to Best Buy
Al Sharpton heads into best buy and is browsing the appliance section. He calls over a young white male employee.
Al: Hey young man, I'd like to register a complaint.
Best Buy Guy: What seems to be the issue sir?
Al: Well you see son, all of these washers are white! This is outrageous!
Best Buy Guy: (opens the lid and points inside the machine) Well if you look inside sir, you'll see that all the agitators are black.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave."
Studies show that more Americans watch television...
than any other household appliance.
Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?
The micro wave.
What kitchen appliance is most likely to start a fire?
A wife
There's a kitchen appliance knocking at my door…
I'll let that sink in.
Appliances
My wife has made me buy an electric bread maker, electric stove, electric blender, electric toaster and other appliances. Now she's complaining that we have too many appliances and nowhere to sit down. So I bought her an electric chair.
It has been proven that more Americans watch television
than any other appliance.
What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?
"You're grounded."
Tonight I am going to reveal my new kitchen appliance
It'll be a blender reveal party
What is de most enjoyable household appliance?
De light.
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What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?
A Black and Decker
What do you get when you cross Australia with a kitchen appliance?
A frigeridoo
What do you call a rogue toaster?
A rebel appliance.
What kitchen appliance does Goku have to become Super Saiyan to use?
The Frieza!
Which bathroom appliance would be the worst life preserver?
The sink.
After dinner I started to pack the dirty dishes into the dishwasher, when it suddenly started talking!
In a really dejected, pitiful voice it told me, "Don't bother pal, I'm useless. I'll never get that crusty lasagne off that pan. I'm terrible. The glassware will all have water spots by the time I'm done. I'm the worst appliance in this house!!"
I said, "What's wrong with you?!"
"Nothing, I'm a self loathing dishwasher."
Co-Written by: IveyRoney
What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
The new dishwasher I bought was made with water-soluble parts.
That's the last time I buy something from a store called "Appliance Solutions".
What do you call it when a kitchen appliance salesman gets into a minor vehicular accident?
A blender vendor in a fender bender
Last week I went to this dodgy experiment to see what type of home appliance I would be and what size
You can debate about the morality of these experiments but either way I'm not a big fan.
What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?
A Microwave.
Classic Music Joke for the ages
A chef was cooking some fresh beets on a REALLY dilapidated, old stove. The stove was hardly putting out any heat at all and he got so frustrated, he kicked the sorry appliance all the way
across the kitchen, shouting as he went.......... ROLL OVER BEET OVEN!!!
My kids just got a puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, but one in particular. I suggested they name it Nature.
Because nature abhors a vacuum.
What did the house say to the misbehaving appliance?
"You're grounded."
If Iron Man were the household appliance, his alter ego would be Tony Starch. #ShowerThoughts
What's the best thing about living in Ethiopia as a foreigner?
Getting refunds on every appliance and tool with a lifetime guarantee.
Why did the chameleon jump into the kitchen appliance?
He wanted to blend in.
