Following is our collection of funny Apples Pears jokes. There are some apples pears jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apples pears puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
She said she only likes pears!
So I gave her another apple. 🍎🍎
He said grow a pear.
should just grow a pear.
I told him to grow a pear.
So I gave him another apple.
Then I grew a pear.
But then I got a pear
When there's two of them. Then it's a pear.
I told him, "Grow a pear"!
Grow a pear.
...but two apples do make a pear.
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I was like, bro, grow a pear.
A pear.
So I told him to just grow a pear.
They're trying a new thing: immersion! For example, when you stop by the deli you can smell fresh grass and hear cows mooing, at the fish section you smell sea salt and feel a small bit of spray on your face, and at the fruit stall you can see mist on the apples, and smell fields of oranges and pears.
I don't get toilet roll there anymore.
It was a fruitful checkup.
.. As he steps up to the pearly gates, St. Peter looks at him with a frown on his face, points downwards and says: You know how we feel about Apples up here.
Pear pressure.
Because only PEARS were allowed! get it? pears! ok bye..
But then expect you to PEAR your Airpods? 🍐
They work in pears.
Apples and oranges cannot be peared.
I walked into the store intending to buy an apple. So I asked the cashier "How much do apples cost?"
He said that they were 50p each, but bananas and pears were only 30p each.
So I said "Oh ok then, I'll take a pear".
He gave me two apples and charged me £1.
That's why we live in a bungalow
No idea. I figured if anyone knew what fruits talked about it would be you.
Aaaannnd here come the downvotes...
But apple pears
BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A "PEAR" AHAHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Anyone can grow an apple. It takes courage to grow a pear.
A pear.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
Diss pear
Pear pressure
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