Cheeky Apples Pears Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
Gave my daughter an apple for breakfast this morning 🍎
She said she only likes pears!
So I gave her another apple. 🍎🍎
I told my neighbor I was too scared to grow an apple tree.
He said grow a pear.
Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify
should just grow a pear.
A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore...
I told him to grow a pear.
I gave my friend an apple, and he told me he preferred pears.
So I gave him another apple.
I used to weep over my poor apple harvest.
Then I grew a pear.
I tried to put two apples together
But then I got a pear
When is an Iphone not an Apple?
When there's two of them. Then it's a pear.
My neighbor says he is too afraid to plant an apple tree.
I told him, "Grow a pear"!
What do you say to someone too scared to plant apples ?
Grow a pear.
I know you can't compare apples to oranges...
...but two apples do make a pear.
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My buddy told me he was too afraid to grow apples.
I was like, bro, grow a pear.
What do you call two apples next to each other?
A pear.
My mate quit the rat race to become an apple farmer, and now he's whining about how much work it is.
So I told him to just grow a pear.
A new supermarket opened near me a few weeks ago.
They're trying a new thing: immersion! For example, when you stop by the deli you can smell fresh grass and hear cows mooing, at the fish section you smell sea salt and feel a small bit of spray on your face, and at the fruit stall you can see mist on the apples, and smell fields of oranges and pears.
I don't get toilet roll there anymore.
My doctor told me I had to add more apples, pears, and berries to my diet
It was a fruitful checkup.
Steve jobs goes to Heaven..
.. As he steps up to the pearly gates, St. Peter looks at him with a frown on his face, points downwards and says: You know how we feel about Apples up here.
What got the apple into skydiving?
Pear pressure.
Why couldn't the apples go to the homecoming dance?
Because only PEARS were allowed! get it? pears! ok bye..
Apple literally named their company after an Apple 🍎
But then expect you to PEAR your Airpods? 🍐
Why can't you connect 2 speakers at the same time to an apple device?
They work in pears.
Why can't fruit be compared?
Apples and oranges cannot be peared.
I went to buy some fruit yesterday...
I walked into the store intending to buy an apple. So I asked the cashier "How much do apples cost?"
He said that they were 50p each, but bananas and pears were only 30p each.
So I said "Oh ok then, I'll take a pear".
He gave me two apples and charged me £1.
My mum is allergic to apples and pears
That's why we live in a bungalow
What did the apple say to the pear?
No idea. I figured if anyone knew what fruits talked about it would be you.
Aaaannnd here come the downvotes...
Watermelon cantaloupe
But apple pears
Why don't boobies make apple juice?
BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A "PEAR" AHAHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
What is the difference between an apple and a pear?
Anyone can grow an apple. It takes courage to grow a pear.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pear.
Why can't you have two Apple watches?
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
what did the sad apple do when it became a rapper?
Diss pear
Why did the apple get bruised by the orange
Pear pressure