Applebee Jokes
21 applebee jokes and hilarious applebee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about applebee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Applebee Short Jokes
Short applebee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The applebee humour may include short jokes also.
- Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's? Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food...
- So I was on tindr today and someone offered me a $125/hr "girlfriend experience" So she expects me to pay her 125 an hour to argue with me in the middle of an Applebee's!?
- Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's? Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food without inflation.
- Why do bears not wear shoes? Because they have bear feet.
(I just heard this from a little girl at Applebee's) - I went to Applebee's for dinner last night Our food was so good that I asked the waitress to bring out the chef, so they brought out the microwave.
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Applebee One Liners
Which applebee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with applebee? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I used to eat at Applebees then I got enough money to buy my own microwave.
- I don't go to Applebee's often I know how to microwave my own meals
- What's the best thing to get at Applebee's? Salmonella
- There should be a Planet Hollywood for Internet Stars There is. It's called Applebee's.
- Why dont applebees employees wear watches? Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
- It's not a matter of WHEN the world will end... ...it's WHICH Applebee's you find out at.
- I like my s**... like how I like my steak On an Applebee's tabletop.
Applebee Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about applebee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make applebee pranks.
Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:
"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"
After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher called on Little Johnny for his answer.
With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Johnny answered, "A lawyer!"
I wrote this joke
Veterans day Bowe Bergdahl walks into an Applebees in his uniform.
Eats a hearty dinner, and is satisfied with it. Afterwards, the waitress comes over and asks. "Dessert sir?"
Bergdahl replies: "Already did"