Apple Product Jokes
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Funniest Apple Product Short Jokes
Short apple product jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The apple product humour may include short apple device jokes also.
- Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
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> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod. Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name. - Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy? Alexa- apple juice
- Apple came up with a tablet computer with touch screen, geared toward children. They cancelled the product when they realized nobody wants to buy something called iTouch Kids.
- When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though*
Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer* - Very bad product name Did you guys hear that Apple scrapped its idea for an iPod touch for children when they realized that iTouch Kids would be a bad product name?
- Apple is set to release their new electric smart car in 2024... It will be the first apple product with windows.
- Apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products, including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink. They're calling it The iCup.
- Apple should be commended for using recycled materials in their products. Recycled plastics, recycled aluminum... ...even their phone designs are recycled
- An Apple Factory in China is expected to cut production of iPhones by 18% in response to ongoing worker protests. The workers' main demand is "more playtime".
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Apple Product One Liners
Which apple product one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with apple product? I can suggest the ones about apple user and apple store.
- Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight.
- Apple is releasing a new product called the iKnife. It's cutting edge technology.
- Apple just announced their next groundbreaking product The iShovel
- What is the best Apple product ? Apple juice
- Why didn't Adam buy Eve the new iPhone? Because Apple products are really expensive.
- How can you tell if someone uses Apple products? Just wait and they'll tell you.
- Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit
- What's the product name if Apple started making drones? iSoar
(inspired by ImpulseSV) - You could say the smell of a new Apple product is... Scent from my iPhone
- I'm boycotting apple products. Because they're taking away work from all those doctors.
- What do Porsche and Apple have in common? New product, same design.
- What do you call someone who always talks about apple products? An android user.
- Why are Apple products popular with hipsters? Steve Jobs went underground.
- Why do Canadians prefer Apple and Logitech products? Because they are so apple-lo-gitech
- With your current salary what Apple product can you buy? Apple juice
Apple Product Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about apple product you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean apple core jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make apple product pranks.
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
AMERICA
Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.
Have you heard what apple's latest product is?
Caviar.
Which Harry Potter character is best suited for an apple product.
Sirius black
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Its s**... of Apple to include Health apps with their products...
...Everybody knows that people with one Kidney are not supposed to run.
Apple's next big product is going to be a total fail
Just watch
In a short-sighted rushed effort to reboot the iTouch product Apple decided to market it to schools. Apple named their new product iTouch Kids. It didn't go over well...
It did great in the 12-25 prison stint group though.
Do you know why android fanboys don't like apple products?
Did you hear about Jon Snow dropping his new Apple product?
And now his watch has ended.
Would you guys buy Apple's new product for lumberjacks?
iWood.
What is the name of Apple's revolutionary new product that allows elite pirates to see from their eyepatches.
The iEyeCaptain
The hottest new Apple product in Asia
The iOpener.
Did you hear about Apple's new product?
It was a big 6s
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Apple Products
My friend asked me why I don't like Apple products. Told her that the cables remind me of my ex-gf, white and k**...-free.
What do you call Apple's next beauty product?
The iLiner.
Apple products of late is a crime against good design
The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory
How come Apple-products have so small transistors?
Children have very small hands
Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers.
iPop
I asked a crow what its favourite Apple product was..
"Caw!"
What genre do authors with apple products write?
macbook prose.
If you were an Apple product
You'd be an iSore.
What is next best apple product for manchester united fans
Ibra
I'm so done with Apple products!
Their phones can't do jack...
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Apple finally releases a product that doesn't s**...
iVac
I feel like people are missing the point of the iPhone 7.
The best part about Apple products is you get to imagine the improvements.
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Really s**... for those addicted to Apple products...
...now there is no *escape*
Apple products
Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!
My friend, Damian, is crazy for apple products
He's a macadamian nut.
Apple has created a new product only for the Chinese
It's called i-opener
A group of IPhones walk into a bar
Bartender: Get out!
IPhones: Why?
Bartender: I know you don't have any money!
IPhones: How?
Bartender: Because all you Apple products lost your Jobs years ago!
Apple has now turned to medical accessories!!
their first product is the Ipatch!
Apple likes to leave things out of their products. The phone I bough from them doesn't have a headphone jack...
and the car I bought from them doesn't have windows.
Apples new product just got announced for those with dry eyes
Idrops
What do you call an Apple product's identification code?
A 'sirial' number.
Apple banned me from ever using their products ever again.
Because I said I was going to steal their Jobs.
What's a blind Texas gals favorite apple product right now?
Her iCane.
Apple products are actually worth the extra cost
If you consider all the money saved in doctor bills
Which is the most popular Apple product in the middle East?
iSis
Apparently, an Apple computer, built by Steve Jobs in his garage in 1976, sold for nearly $1 million...
Which makes it the most affordable Apple product currently on the market...
New Apple product...
Ice cream.
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Have you heard about the new Apple product: iMouth?
It doesn't s**... at giving blow jobs
I was in the supermarket and I saw a product that said, "Apple turnover".
So beneath that I wrote: "billions a year".
As with all Apple products...
...it'll cost you a rib to get repaired...
IHOP and IHOB both sound like Apple products
for an active person and a chef.
Did You Hear About The Man Who Saw The Largest Heist Of Apple Products Ever?
He was an IWitness
What is the most popular Apple product in China?
The iOpener
Me: hey you following the Apple event?
Friend : what's that?.. No I'm not following it
Me : New Apple products and improvements are getting announced today
Friend : anything free?
Me : iWish
An Apple employee is getting a job application
Employer: Try to think of a product that begins with "I"
Employee: I can't think of one.
Employer: Good name, you're hired!
Eric Clapton Announced as new spokesperson Apple's music production suite Logic.
That guy sure hates Windows.
When Apple collab with Samsung, their product won't last long
Because they're just Sample
Why does Eric Clapton only buy apple products
Because his son had a bad experience with windows
What's an Imam?
An I-mam is the oldest Apple product!
Apple is developing a product—invented by Bart Simpson—that cleans your vehicle.
The iCaroomba
Apple needs to come up with a new creative naming scheme for their products...
You know what iMean?
A little trip to Heaven
You know, I just came back from the dead. Well, they kicked me out, but that's a different story. The one thing I can tell you about heaven is that there are no windows in any of the houses.
Why, you ask?
Apparently, when Jobs died and went up there, he was put in charge of all advancements. So he replaced all windows with apple products. When asked why it was allowed, I was told that it's because the *i(s) are the windows to the souls*
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Apple's Hiring Practices
Apple realized they needed new programmers, so they began putting out word that they were seeking experienced workers. Unfortunately, due to the incompatibility between Microsoft and Apple products, they decided is was best to refrain from hiring former Microsoft employees. Their solution to w**... them out was very simple:
The first question they would ask in an interview is for the candidate to count from 1 to 10.
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A man goes to the Apple store
To upgrade his iPhone, wondering why all the new products looked the same as the old but had a plus next to them.
He asked an employee who said, "yeah if we add a plus next to the products people think they're better than the really are."
Later that night as the man was getting frisky with his girlfriend, she rolled her eyes as he excitedly disrobed. "Do you think you're going to do anything with those 2 inches?"
"What do you mean? Behold! I'm excited to announce the new and improved 2 inch PLUS!"
What do you call a communist apple product?
A we-phone
What kind of cookie does a crazy professor who only uses apple products prefer?
Macademia Nut
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Apple is planning to release a vaccum cleaner in a couple of years.
It's rumored to be the only Apple product that won't s**....